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Started by Freeky, August 31, 2011, 07:48:03 PM

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Kurt Christ

#15
August 31, 2011, 11:29:04 PM
 :spit:
Is all I have to say.
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

Freeky

#16
August 31, 2011, 11:29:44 PM
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
August 31, 2011, 11:34:03 PM
DAMN YOU, FREEKY! :argh!:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#19
August 31, 2011, 11:50:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2011, 11:34:03 PM
DAMN YOU, FREEKY! :argh!:

Yeah, she had me going there, for awhile, too.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Freeky

#20
August 31, 2011, 11:52:24 PM
Ahahahahahaaaa!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:magick:

I can see why trolling can be such a lot of fun, now. :lulz:

Suu

#21
August 31, 2011, 11:59:35 PM
It was a fucking brilliant post, btw. Freeky.
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Freeky

#22
September 01, 2011, 12:02:16 AM
Yes. Yes it was.


Thank you. :D

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
September 01, 2011, 12:09:20 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 31, 2011, 11:52:24 PM
Ahahahahahaaaa!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:magick:

I can see why trolling can be such a lot of fun, now. :lulz:

Oh HELL yes!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#24
September 01, 2011, 01:05:29 AM
You are fucking disturbed in the head. :lulz: :lulz:

:mittens:

Richter

#25
September 01, 2011, 03:20:13 AM
Ok, I'll grant you, it sucks on the outside.  The fat fuck is copping out too.

Let's look at what it would do though.

It would take a lot of stres off EVERYONE.  No shopping, no pre-new years crunch, no fucked in the ass stupid driving on xmas eve.

The kids?  The little fucks are jsut jazzed up to get shit. 
Adults?  We get together, sometimes with people we KNOW we shouldn't, again on the promise of free crap, and the expectation of getting along.  I mean, I'm crazy lucky, my folks are great.  That means we can get together on our OWN though.  We can have a celebration on our own time that fits our mutual fmaily interests and traditions, and are not shoehorned into the expectations of a fat fuck and "not even legal to for preschool" jesus.
YOu ralize what this cold mean?
We wouldn't have to listen to Dad say grace.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#26
September 01, 2011, 03:40:27 AM
I was running through the list of people I know in AZ or know of on PD that Freeky would be talkin' about. Then I read the last line.

:lulz:  :argh!:   


:cramstipated:
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#27
September 01, 2011, 05:38:11 AM
BESTEST POST EVAH IN THE HISTORY OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION. CHINA TOO.

But I still wish xmas was 86'ed.
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Freeky

#28
September 01, 2011, 05:45:02 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 01, 2011, 03:40:27 AM
I was running through the list of people I know in AZ or know of on PD that Freeky would be talkin' about. Then I read the last line.

:lulz:  :argh!:   


:cramstipated:


I've talked about my ex enough on here that I think that is where most people went to think first. :lulz: 

Freeky

#29
September 01, 2011, 05:54:47 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 01, 2011, 03:20:13 AM
Ok, I'll grant you, it sucks on the outside.  The fat fuck is copping out too.

Let's look at what it would do though.

It would take a lot of stres off EVERYONE.  No shopping, no pre-new years crunch, no fucked in the ass stupid driving on xmas eve.

The kids?  The little fucks are jsut jazzed up to get shit. 
Adults?  We get together, sometimes with people we KNOW we shouldn't, again on the promise of free crap, and the expectation of getting along.  I mean, I'm crazy lucky, my folks are great.  That means we can get together on our OWN though.  We can have a celebration on our own time that fits our mutual fmaily interests and traditions, and are not shoehorned into the expectations of a fat fuck and "not even legal to for preschool" jesus.
YOu ralize what this cold mean?
We wouldn't have to listen to Dad say grace.
:eek:  Egads, you're right!  And it would mean no more obligations to turning up at family functions, or any other kind, where being ostracized is a 100% certainty.

No more family fights over stupid bullcrap, no more whining because the kids didn't get the right color Nintendo 3DS, no more having to listen to the shrieking children get into fights because the older one is a bully or whatever.  No more carols on the radio (listening to the wind is better), no more truly masterful Stupid Commercials, and, not least of which, we wouldn't have to hear about how Christmas was almost cancelled but was saved just in the nick of time by some kid and adorable sidekick.
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