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not at all. I believe Dio is one of the most talented musicians of all time, in terms of converting inspiration and cocaine into audible mediocrity.

You go too far, sir.

You go too far.






My default meal is rice and beans of some manner. It's variable to a point nearing infinity, hugely nutritious, and cheap. So many cultures have staple, delicious rice and bean dishes that you could go a few months eating them without repeating yourself.

I think one of my favorite recurring behaviors on PD is the sheer number of us that post about severe, harmful ailments and ask for consensus opinion on it before, you know, GOING TO THE GODDAMN DOCTOR ABOUT IT.

And it's not just us fucked up Amerispags without good health care - that includes you socialist wankers as well.   :lulz:

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:52:35 am »

jk eoc drunk

You look like Hugh Laurie.  This is a compliment.

OMG, he does!

Hahaha this is a running joke for like 7 years. I was at a party and someone said "has anyone told you you look like," and were interrupted with "yeah, he's heard it." I once was complimenting a friend on his hair and saying that all I ever got was that I look like House and from across the room a random cat yelled out "holy crap you look like House!"

That's like having a 2 foot dick.

I mentioned this conversation earlier tonight, casually walking along the arena to our seats for a Providence Bruins game. Basically, I said, "yeah, but either way you have a limp."

Then I realized the dude walking not a foot in front of us was actually limping.   :horrormirth:

I felt terrible.


This is why PD is my one true love.

Now come here and let me whisper into your ear sweet nothings on the absurdity of existence.

I'd only support NIN entering because it's the only way Trent Reznor will be getting in, and like him or not the man is a musician through and through.

Not that anyone here needs reminding that I'm piss poor at interpersonal relationships, but I'm pretty sure I just blew it with a girl because she asked me for an opinion on the opening paragraph to The Call of Cthulhu as part of her class assignment and I launched into an explanation of how the island in a vast sea of ignorance was both the individual vs. reality and the earth vs. the cosmos, then arguing that Lovecraft's resurgent popularity was a reflection of the fact we find unknowable horrors familiar in that we live in an incomprehensibly complex self-correcting God-machine society. Via text message.


Aneristic Illusions / Re: Norway says No to Olympic Games.
« on: October 08, 2014, 07:08:59 pm »
45.  No mention is to be made of the IOC members grotesque, elongated tongues as they lap up the blood of lambs during the midnight feasts. Lamb blood to be provided at expense of royal family.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Norway says No to Olympic Games.
« on: October 08, 2014, 07:05:18 pm »
16.  IOC members are not to be looked directly in the eye. Offenders must be immediately taken from IOC members' vicinities for eye removal.

17.  IOC members must be served only pure grain alcohol to protect their precious fluids.

18.  IOC members shall not be addressed as "sir," or "ma'am" as their true titles are Beyond the Tongues of Man.

19.  The walking paths of IOC members must be anointed seven times with the ritual oils at the expense of the common folk.

20.  No member of the IOC shall be exposed to the color yellow at any point in their stay. Yellow is beneath them.

I will be keeping up this one, oh yes. It has a great Fear and Loathing vibe so far

3 more days and I get to go home to Tucson.  :banana:

To clarify:  I get to go home to my wife. :hammer:

You and Tucson made it official, huh?

Awful. Your rational and irrational thoughts are both right and both, of course, equally useless. Sorry, Nigel.  :sad:

It looks like I may be spending a portion of my summer in Turkey. My Greek history professor manages a dig.

They have 2 Byzantine trenches. I'm going to see if I can A: Use it as one of my required internships and/or B: Use it as a springboard for my thesis.

Oh My God! That's Horrible. I'm sorry.

Why can't our lives just be filled with uninteresting mundane things? Just think of all the trips to the grocery store for salted butter you're going to miss out on in that time.


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