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Or Kill Me / Re: Twas the night before Christmas.
« on: October 17, 2014, 03:12:25 pm »
Easy, bro.  We haven't even hit Halloween yet.

The Raven

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious thread of forgotten posts,
While I nodded, nearly sleeping, suddenly there came a beeping,
As of some one gently creeping, beeping to grab attention most.
`'Tis some spag,' I muttered, `beeping to grab attention most -
Only a spag, trying to boast.'

Ah, distinctly I did glean, that it wasn't even Halloween,
As so succinctly told to me by one of my favorite host.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From the site surcease of sorrow - sorrow for my burnt toast -
For the forgotten and overcooked bread that became my toast -
Nameless for the rest of post.

And the silken sad uncertain clicking of each of my keys sticking
Thrilled me - filled me with the urge to bring a noob to roast;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some spag beeping to grab attention most -
Some late spag beeping to grab attention most; -
Only a spag, trying to boast,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' thought I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I will toast;
But the fact is I was sleeping, and so gently you came creeping,
And so faintly my computer beeping, beeping so I could see your post,
That I scarce was sure I heard it' - here I clicked upon the post; -
Connection lost, no route to host.

Wow.   :lulz:

I am impressed.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: So did you know
« on: October 16, 2014, 11:35:32 pm »
Does this explain why I can taste smells?

No, that's a stroke.

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Welcome to PD!

I do have a rather suspicious notion that you are Loki, though.   :wink:

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YOU'RE GIVING THEM A REASON TO LIVE

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Hearty breakfast
« on: October 16, 2014, 03:37:00 pm »
I CAN'T be the only one who was turned on by that scene, right?

I think we've had this discussion before and uh, nope, you're in good company.

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Ugh, Boston Govenor's race.  All the candidates suck.  Even the independents aren't nearly as whacked out as they should be.


Actually, I take that back.  One of the independents is being sued for crimes against humanity for inspiring Uganda's anti-gay laws.  And he co-authored a book in 1995 called “The Pink Swastika,” which says that, far from being victims of the Nazis and the Holocaust, gays were actually responsible for creating the Nazi party.

So, there's that.

Nothing good in Evan Fulchick, then? I did some cursory searching for the name and all I found was "yeah, this guy exists" news articles.

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I do not see this going well for Bill at all.

Poor, poor Bill.   :evil:

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MOTHERFUCKERS

DID NOT

JUST SAY SOME SHIT

ABOUT

RONNY JAMES DIO

not at all. I believe Dio is one of the most talented musicians of all time, in terms of converting inspiration and cocaine into audible mediocrity.

You go too far, sir.

You go too far.

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MOTHERFUCKERS

DID NOT

JUST SAY SOME SHIT

ABOUT

RONNY JAMES DIO

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My default meal is rice and beans of some manner. It's variable to a point nearing infinity, hugely nutritious, and cheap. So many cultures have staple, delicious rice and bean dishes that you could go a few months eating them without repeating yourself.

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I think one of my favorite recurring behaviors on PD is the sheer number of us that post about severe, harmful ailments and ask for consensus opinion on it before, you know, GOING TO THE GODDAMN DOCTOR ABOUT IT.

And it's not just us fucked up Amerispags without good health care - that includes you socialist wankers as well.   :lulz:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:52:35 am »
DEFINED CHEEKBONES AND SOULFUL EYES 100% EOC

jk eoc drunk

You look like Hugh Laurie.  This is a compliment.

OMG, he does!

Hahaha this is a running joke for like 7 years. I was at a party and someone said "has anyone told you you look like," and were interrupted with "yeah, he's heard it." I once was complimenting a friend on his hair and saying that all I ever got was that I look like House and from across the room a random cat yelled out "holy crap you look like House!"

That's like having a 2 foot dick.

I mentioned this conversation earlier tonight, casually walking along the arena to our seats for a Providence Bruins game. Basically, I said, "yeah, but either way you have a limp."

Then I realized the dude walking not a foot in front of us was actually limping.   :horrormirth:

I felt terrible.

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 :lulz:

This is why PD is my one true love.

Now come here and let me whisper into your ear sweet nothings on the absurdity of existence.

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I'd only support NIN entering because it's the only way Trent Reznor will be getting in, and like him or not the man is a musician through and through.

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Not that anyone here needs reminding that I'm piss poor at interpersonal relationships, but I'm pretty sure I just blew it with a girl because she asked me for an opinion on the opening paragraph to The Call of Cthulhu as part of her class assignment and I launched into an explanation of how the island in a vast sea of ignorance was both the individual vs. reality and the earth vs. the cosmos, then arguing that Lovecraft's resurgent popularity was a reflection of the fact we find unknowable horrors familiar in that we live in an incomprehensibly complex self-correcting God-machine society. Via text message.

 :whack:


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