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Techmology and Scientism / Re: bluh bluh bluh
« on: January 09, 2017, 08:35:39 pm »
I have made contact. The natives are sparse, but welcoming. Many do not seem to understand the concept of Discordia. I wonder, when I hit send, if what I transmit to the others is truly my voice, or if it is a fleeting electronic ghost that mimics me briefly before its existence is snuffed out. If so, they do not seem to notice.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: bluh bluh bluh
« on: January 09, 2017, 06:25:50 pm »
Cool, thanks.

I already have app because of this Japanese phone game I play.  :lulz:

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Bring and Brag / Re: Fun with funghi
« on: January 08, 2017, 02:09:35 pm »
Those are pretty pictures, by the way.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Fun with funghi
« on: January 08, 2017, 02:08:57 pm »
Is that one of the ones where you can pee out the trippy stuff? You could put up an "I'll let you drink my mushroom pee if you make sure I don't choke to death on my own puke" Craigslist ad.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Offical betting thread
« on: January 06, 2017, 03:30:30 am »
Betting that Trump's public shitting on US intelligence agencies directly leads into the formation of his secret police.

Six indefinite detentions says you're being an optimist.
I'll raise you an enhanced interrogation that waterboarding doesn't go far enough and, further, turns constitutional in SCotUS.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Offical betting thread
« on: January 06, 2017, 03:18:00 am »
Betting that Trump's public shitting on US intelligence agencies directly leads into the formation of his secret police.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: December 27, 2016, 04:39:39 am »
ASK ME. ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.

It took me much longer than it really should have to figure this out.
How do you know this?

I called my landlord and he's fixing it tomorrow.  :lulz:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: December 26, 2016, 04:58:16 pm »
I noticed my sink had a mild dripping leak last night, so I decided to do something about it. I'm happy to say after an hour's work it now has a much more severe leak.

So yeah anything you want to ask let me know, Faust.

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Cloud level is 700 feet below my office and we're in the middle of a winter storm.  Everything is white, like being at a MAGA rally.  Temperature plunging, rain is sideways, on top of the clouds moving around us.  We will all freeze to death.  Put a sign at the 5 mile marker saying "GO BACK YOU FOOLS".

Man are they are not going to be prepared when they unfreeze you in 200 years.

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The brewery that just opened in my hometown doesn't have any of its own beer and is selling growlers that they can't fill.

This is me predicting their huge success.   :lulz:

 :lulz: Someone needs to tell them that opening early doesn't hold a candle to opening prepared to do business.

They're merch and social media blitzing hard on their catering, restaurant, and entertainment aspects. It seems to be working for them so far, but I can't bring myself to support, even a local business, that has Brewery in its name that doesn't sell its own beer. And that sells empty growlers. And that hires a musician who's pretty well known in the area for going on drunken racist facebook tirades.

My current 5 year plan is to save up and buy their equipment on auction when they go out of business.

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The brewery that just opened in my hometown doesn't have any of its own beer and is selling growlers that they can't fill.

This is me predicting their huge success.   :lulz:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: POOR WHINY BABIES ELECTED FASCIST, NOW WHAT?
« on: December 21, 2016, 01:43:38 pm »
IS PANGO

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The Secrets Forum / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: December 12, 2016, 02:01:38 pm »
Plot twist:  completely different alligator.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: December 09, 2016, 01:59:21 pm »
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President-elect Donald Trump picked Linda McMahon, former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, to serve as the administrator of the Small Business Administration, his transition announced Wednesday.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/07/politics/linda-mcmahon-picked-to-be-small-business-administrator/index.html

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She's donated $6 million in August and September to Rebuilding America Now, a super PAC that supported Trump's presidential bid.


"Once you're his friend, he is loyal to the end," she said. "He's an incredibly loyal, loyal friend."

Oh the fences he'll mend, oh the Medicare he'll spend,
will President Trump, our loyal, loyal friend.

Oh the tweets he will trend, oh such laws to be penned,
by President Trump, our loyal, loyal friend.

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ECH I hope everything turns out okay. And I know it's your life and all but that was a hell of a good story.

TWJ, dude, good luck.

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