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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: COOKIES
« on: November 14, 2014, 12:04:07 pm »
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You're the greatest, QG!

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I've had 4 or 5 sessions with a qualified and certified practitioner

I swear, you'll know when I've gone totally stark staring evil as I'll open up a fucking certification centre for all kinds of shit like this.

It's got to be up there on the scale of evil, taking money of the uniformed to provide a worthless bit of paper certifying them as the Grand High Preist of whatever trendy bullshit is going. Then sending them forth to fleece others on the back of your "Qualification".


Fuck it, why wait?

I WILL CERTIFY ANYONE AS A OFFICIAL QUALIFIED PRACTITIONER OF WHATEVER BULLSHIT WOO YOU CARE TO NAME. ALL PRICES BEATEN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. NO ANSWERS GIVEN. NO ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR BULLSHIT WOO REQUIRED, I CAN DEAL WITH ALL OF THAT FOR YOU.

Ask about our affiliate scheme.

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Bleh.  Not working in Cambridge.  Well, that's 130 in ticket costs I wont see again anytime soon.

Also, I'm meant to be attending a work meeting today.  I'm planning on having a last minute unavoidable emergency, because I can't be bothered.

Sorry, bud.

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Utah raptors with claw hammers is not only inoffensive, it is heartwarming.

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Now I want to talk about you and I. Roger, I want you to know I was not ignoring you. I have a hard time communicating with you when we're arguing, because you have a tendency to read whatever I say in the absolute worst light imaginable. I wish you would not do that. I've deleted 5 words today for every 1 that I've typed. I'd like to think I've earned better treatment than that.

Yeah, I have that effect.  I apologize, to you and everyone else (except Alty).  I will try not to do it in the future.  I am unsure how successful I will be.

I appreciate that. Really.

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I'm going to say again that you're allowed to not like Alty as much as you want to. I don't think there's anything I can say to change that. Alty is demonstrably unstable, which he freely admits. I think he fucks up, and I think he makes bad decisions, but I don't think he's a bad person, and I don't think he deserves the level of escalation and character assassination that he received here last night when he was posting what was, ultimately, pretty fucking innocuous. And this is where the disagreement comes in. I am totally fine with you disliking Alty, but I am not fine with anyone shitting on a person who needs help much more than he needs abuse. He's had enough abuse.

Now I want to talk about you and I. Roger, I want you to know I was not ignoring you. I have a hard time communicating with you when we're arguing, because you have a tendency to read whatever I say in the absolute worst light imaginable. I wish you would not do that. I've deleted 5 words today for every 1 that I've typed. I'd like to think I've earned better treatment than that.

For you, and for Suu, I get that you are, and were, angry. I will just never be able to reconcile a momentary burst of anger against writing off friends, or advocating suicide. I can't deal with that bullshit right now. I wrote a piece and posted it in Or Kill Me about a month ago that is the result of a night of thinking about killing myself. Maybe it's the thought of that that sent me into this righteous indignation, I don't know, but I'd like to think that in spite of the fact that I've been a dick on occasion, a bad episode isn't going to wind me up in the shit pile where anything said, goes, because it's said in anger and therefore doesn't count. I don't think anyone deserves that, and that includes Alty.

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Why would you like me to do to prove I am bad enough for cookies?

Would you like me to kill a man? Would you like me to kill a man for cookies?

I am serious.

I will do that.

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Actually, no. Roger I just disagree with.

Disagreement implies that there was an exchange of ideas in the first place.  You had me convicted on accusation, our PM exchange made that perfectly clear.

So there was no "disagreement".

I disagree.

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You know I'm on your side with this. Because I'm equally a terrible fucking human being.

Actually, no. Roger I just disagree with.

You advocated suicide. That's vile.

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I've stated my case.  I don't support Suu advocating he do anything stupid, but neither do I intend on apologizing to him for my own statements.  I will not, however, continue talking to him or about him or causing him any other form of grief.

If this is a deal breaker for anyone here, please let me know.

Dude, I don't think it's a deal breaker but really, go back and re-read your interaction with him in Open Bar.

He didn't actually say anything to you at all until you jumped on his case, and then when he did engage you it was to apologize. Look, you were obviously upset last night. I know you and Alty have had your differences but here, right now in this case, I think you do owe him an apology, and you certainly shouldn't write him off for responding to you when you specifically attacked him.

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Apple Talk title. Well, with that and Alty's flounce, congratulations everyone, ALTY HAS FINALLY LEFT ALASKA.

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I've been working my way out of that. Been trying everyday.

I was afraid to come back, post here and there, because I was afraid you'd do this. I really hoped you would not.

I am not the best friend to have, but I thought I'd found a way to be here. Wanted that back really badly. Wanted to contribute again.

I've been recovering from a year of abuse. If I've been a mean Bastard, sorry to any and every one.

The MONSTER.

The COMPLETE UNREASONABLE MONSTER.

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He totally flounced, and blocked me on FB, and Howl blocked him.

We're kinda beyond done.

It was very wrong to say what I did, but he hit a nerve last night I didn't know I had. I said one thing, as a rub, and he went off the handle. That's the last time I try being nice to him.

Show me where you see him "flying off the handle" please. Because I'm curious to know how much it takes for you to call him a whiny cunt, tell him to fuck off, and to nut up or shut up.

Are you referring to this thread? When other members of the board ask us not to do a certain behavior, such as Nigel with unsolicited advice, we generally stop. Alty, meanwhile, specifically asked everyone NOT TO DO THIS ONE THING and yet had it continue happening, time after time, for nearly a year.

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If you'd like my opinion, the best way to get people to stop telling you to get out of Alaska is...

leaving Alaska.

100% of people who leave Alaska stop getting people telling them to leave Alaska.

You should leave Alaska.

Cain,
breaker of all rules.

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