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OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« on: May 09, 2019, 07:16:40 pm »
I'm running for office. Please don't spag up my shit on facebook too bad until after November 5th.

Also nobody tell the rubes what the Golden Apple is, you'll ruin the joke.

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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2019, 07:18:18 pm »
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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2019, 07:19:25 pm »
oh my god.

Feed me details when you can, this is EXCITING.
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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2019, 07:23:42 pm »
I'm running for office.
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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2019, 07:31:18 pm »
If I'm in your district, I'll vote for you.

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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2019, 07:35:30 pm »
This definitely seems like the next logical step for you. Good luck!
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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2019, 07:38:15 pm »
OH HELL YES

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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2019, 07:49:58 pm »
:mittens:
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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2019, 08:46:56 pm »
If I'm in your district, I'll vote for you.

You are super not. It's a hyper-local school committee race, not even city-wide.

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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2019, 08:57:01 pm »
Well, if I can signal boost, let me know.

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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2019, 09:12:09 pm »
More power to you QG!  :mittens:
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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2019, 09:18:35 pm »
Interacting with content on the facebook page will help more people see it, if you don't mind? I'll be trying to get at least one relevant post up a day, but we'll see where I actually land on that front.

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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2019, 12:10:31 am »
If you do get on the school committee, I hope someone starts specifically leaving golden apples on your desk/office space. :lulz:
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« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2019, 12:27:58 am »
If you do get on the school committee, I hope someone starts specifically leaving golden apples on your desk/office space. :lulz:

Sadly, this is not a situation that comes with a workspace. In fact, we don't currently have a city hall at all. A couple of buildings in downtown have office space being rented out temporarily for stuff like the Clerk and city council and school committee meetings are all happening in the senior center while a new building is under construction.

Our mayor is possibly the first and only one to run and win on a platform of "I will tear down city hall -- LITERALLY."

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« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2019, 01:44:25 am »
Interacting with content on the facebook page will help more people see it, if you don't mind? I'll be trying to get at least one relevant post up a day, but we'll see where I actually land on that front.

Send me an invite to the page.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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