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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2019, 11:31:15 am »
If you do get on the school committee, I hope someone starts specifically leaving golden apples on your desk/office space. :lulz:

Sadly, this is not a situation that comes with a workspace. In fact, we don't currently have a city hall at all. A couple of buildings in downtown have office space being rented out temporarily for stuff like the Clerk and city council and school committee meetings are all happening in the senior center while a new building is under construction.

Our mayor is possibly the first and only one to run and win on a platform of "I will tear down city hall -- LITERALLY."

Sounds like the only logical next step is to run on a tearing down the school platform.

Also, good going QG!
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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2019, 07:51:59 pm »
"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2019, 09:10:31 pm »
"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

Giant Meteor has my vote for 2020. :lulz:
O, the Frog fell down to Tehran.
To fix the broken hourglass in the sun.
From the gates, to the city, to the market so pretty,
They'd not leave until they were done.

Said the Goddess to the Frog,
"You'd best be moving along."
So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
She responded from her knowing, wise heart.

With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
And covered their webbed feet with glee.
"You'll do good not to disappoint me."

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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2019, 03:09:55 am »
Wooo, good luck!

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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2019, 10:45:50 am »
"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

Giant Meteor has my vote for 2020. :lulz:

Giant Meteors are inherently foreign by nature. True Americans root for the Yosemite Caldera.

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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2019, 12:26:41 pm »
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Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2019, 04:13:54 pm »
"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

Giant Meteor has my vote for 2020. :lulz:

Giant Meteors are inherently foreign by nature. True Americans root for the Yosemite Caldera.

"CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR!" *imagines Yosemite Sam*

Seriously though, that is, the nightmare scenario, and the weirdest thing about it is, it hasn't freaking exploded yet.