You're going to get crushed by a rancid ice cream truck full of roadkill fetishists while being struck by lightning. Mark my words...
Where do you come up with this stuff, anyway?
I think he was just saying that he intends to run me down whilst engaging in his typical Friday night activities.
Note the Lack of "I will" in original statement.
Also, I need to revise my "Guide to Gonzo Swearing" to include vivid obscene description and colorful metaphor. It's all a few basic frameworks you fill in with horrible things. Hunter S. Thompson and W. Ellis' "Transmetropolitan" and "Crooked Little Vein" are all pratical examples.
I did, and I commend you for superb use of plausible deniability!
Wait, Richter has an ice cream truck??
It might have been an ice cream truck, once. Now it's, well, "ice" and "cream" are both factors which play into its purpose, but not in the sense that one might, in good sense, request a scoop of Rocky Road.