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Nachos please.
Considering I am severely afraid of heights. I hate even getting up on the step ladder to change light bulbs. :lulz:

You do realize there's no up or down in space, right?

False.  The enemy's gate is always down.

Oddly, I would get a lot of messages when I refused to put a profile pic up (stalker problem, as is mentioned on this site).  Then I put one up and they stopped.

Pretty, pretty princess.  :cry:


This game is AWESOME! One of the best side-scrollers I've ever played.
The infographic covers it pretty well.


Braid is on special on Steam for $2.99 until 4pm Pacific today.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Newt in 2012?
« on: March 03, 2011, 04:39:45 pm »
If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.

You didn't know this?  I just sit around all day wanting to hunt giraffes just so badly.

Wasn't done to save money.  Their positions were even posted as available before they were informed, with the assumption the department was actually growing.

Nope, staying the same, and going to some guys more likely to play ball a bit better.

I don't particularly like either of them, or care to work with them, but still, you just don't do that.

They just informed two K9 officers their positions are being terminated.  They either have to become correctional officers or they're out of jobs.

One of them is eight weeks from retirement.

High Weirdness / Re: Cactus Walking On 20 Legs Found In China
« on: March 02, 2011, 05:06:06 am »
20 legged cactus, or rockin' early sex toy?

I believe in giving assassins a sporting chance.

And then Cain was Vetinari.

I don't know what you guys were looking at.  I was checking out what was going on by the golf cart in the top left corner.


When I go to the moon, I'm going to write FUUCK NAACHOS in giant letters so you nacho assholes can see it forever.

Gotta go with the nachos. Then  I can sell some and make enough money for a one way ticket to the moon for my nachos and me.


Infinite nachos = infinite money (AND CHEESE)

Have fun selling enough infinite nachos to get to the moon.  I'm sure the lesser gravity will feel good on your 413 year old bones.

I don't even give that much a fuck about nachos.  A trip to the moon would be badass, though.  Plus I could meet Sam Rockwell!

Well, at least I get free nachos as long as I'm alive.

You moon nerds clearly didn't realize that there is no stipulation preventing you from accidentally getting your corpse crushed into insulation panels that happen to be on a spacecraft going to the moon and back.

And you nacho jerkoffs didn't realize there's no stipulation preventing feces from being their primary topping

SO SCREW YOU I'd rather some astronaut wonder why one of their walls looks particularly hairy than eat poop.

I don't even give that much a fuck about nachos.  A trip to the moon would be badass, though.  Plus I could meet Sam Rockwell!

Shub.  What the fuck.


You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.

It's not even like he just fractured them, it was a CLEAN BREAK. Well, two. You know what I mean...

Cannot fathom it.

I hear the convulsions can be pretty violent when an electric shock is delivered directly to the penis.

I'd recommend against eating anything toasted in that for a while.

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