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Messages - Eater of Clowns

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2836
I don't know what you guys were looking at.  I was checking out what was going on by the golf cart in the top left corner.

This.

2837
When I go to the moon, I'm going to write FUUCK NAACHOS in giant letters so you nacho assholes can see it forever.

2838
Gotta go with the nachos. Then  I can sell some and make enough money for a one way ticket to the moon for my nachos and me.

THIS.

Infinite nachos = infinite money (AND CHEESE)

Have fun selling enough infinite nachos to get to the moon.  I'm sure the lesser gravity will feel good on your 413 year old bones.

2839
I don't even give that much a fuck about nachos.  A trip to the moon would be badass, though.  Plus I could meet Sam Rockwell!

Well, at least I get free nachos as long as I'm alive.

You moon nerds clearly didn't realize that there is no stipulation preventing you from accidentally getting your corpse crushed into insulation panels that happen to be on a spacecraft going to the moon and back.

And you nacho jerkoffs didn't realize there's no stipulation preventing feces from being their primary topping

SO SCREW YOU I'd rather some astronaut wonder why one of their walls looks particularly hairy than eat poop.

2840
I don't even give that much a fuck about nachos.  A trip to the moon would be badass, though.  Plus I could meet Sam Rockwell!

2841
Shub.  What the fuck.

2842
:x

You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.

It's not even like he just fractured them, it was a CLEAN BREAK. Well, two. You know what I mean...

Cannot fathom it.

I hear the convulsions can be pretty violent when an electric shock is delivered directly to the penis.

I'd recommend against eating anything toasted in that for a while.

2843
I've been fucking around a lot, but in all honesty, it's really REALLY good that you were there when this happened.

2844
:x

This is all your fucking fault. You mentioned the end.

THERE IS NO END. YOU DO NOT MENTION IT. EVER.

I think I can reverse this, hold on.

THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!

TEN TIMES TEN TIMES WILL ALL THINGS GET WORSE!

POOP WILL BE INVOLVED.  PERHAPS DOG POOP STEPPED IN OR COMING DOWN FROM SEAGULLS ABOVE.

WE'RE FUCKED!

This month officially needs to be set to the 1812 Overture.

2846
You're going to get crushed by a rancid ice cream truck full of roadkill fetishists while being struck by lightning.  Mark my words...

 :aaa:

Where do you come up with this stuff, anyway?

I think he was just saying that he intends to run me down whilst engaging in his typical Friday night activities.

Note the Lack of "I will" in original statement.  ;) 

Also, I need to revise my "Guide to Gonzo Swearing" to include vivid obscene description and colorful metaphor.  It's all a few basic frameworks you fill in with horrible things.  Hunter S. Thompson and W. Ellis' "Transmetropolitan" and "Crooked Little Vein" are all pratical examples.


I did, and I commend you for superb use of plausible deniability!

Wait, Richter has an ice cream truck??

It might have been an ice cream truck, once.  Now it's, well, "ice" and "cream" are both factors which play into its purpose, but not in the sense that one might, in good sense, request a scoop of Rocky Road.

2847
You're going to get crushed by a rancid ice cream truck full of roadkill fetishists while being struck by lightning.  Mark my words...

 :aaa:

Where do you come up with this stuff, anyway?

I think he was just saying that he intends to run me down whilst engaging in his typical Friday night activities.

2848
You're going to get crushed by a rancid ice cream truck full of roadkill fetishists while being struck by lightning.  Mark my words...

Pfah.

I'm sure glad that's over!

It's a million to one chance!

We can't lose!

2849
All I know is, I pissed off a god SOMEWHERE in the past couple of years. I don't know which one, or if I'm simply Eris's latest plaything. But really, this can stop now.

On the plus side, February has only 4 days left.  This might be the grand finale.

:crankey:

Don't SAY that shit!

It can't possibly get any worse than this!

Nothing can stop us now!

Well at least that's over!

This station is now the ultimate power in the universe!

I'm invincible!

Don't worry Suu, I'm confident enough in my disbelief of superstition that I'm willing risk your well being.

:awesome:

2850
All I know is, I pissed off a god SOMEWHERE in the past couple of years. I don't know which one, or if I'm simply Eris's latest plaything. But really, this can stop now.

On the plus side, February has only 4 days left.  This might be the grand finale.

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