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AND ONE MORE THING: WHEN I AM FINISHED, I WILL BLOW A MASSIVE FEMBOT JIZZLOAD INTO A 55 GALLON DRUM...AND THE PEOPLE WILL DRINK...AND THEY WILL CALL IT ORANGE JULIUS.

That is actually impressively disgusting, on a forum that contains Giggles.

Kudos!

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDER IV - A NEW HOPE.
« on: April 07, 2011, 03:28:49 pm »
Any of you guys have this sinking feeling that with Khara, Freeky, Jenne, AND Nigel we all fell for the "what, little ole me" routine?

I didn't.   :wink:  I suspected Freeky, the, "Roger would know" bit didn't wash, but I wasn't sure. 

Blight was almost TOO helpful, I suspected that he might be a very, VERY tricky spider, since in the round we converted him, had we tried to convert a spider and lost a cabal member, we would have been in trouble. 

Nah, that's how I was in Spiders II also, and I was a Discordian in that one.
And then of course in Spiders III I threw Villager under the bus. The closer I am to figuring things out, the more advice I give/more noise I make.

To be fair, Villager and I were fucked from Round II in Spiders III.  We both, completely by chance, picked Discordians AND failed to subsume them, so it was narrowed down to four people.   :sad:

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HA i did it one handed!

no its a lever on one side and a big piece of metal under the blade to lock it in place that needs shoved sideways
:lulz:

YAY

I have the most beautiful knife that's a Ken Onion/Benchmade collab, that snaps open with a flick like a lovely monster.

Benchmade is my favorite kinfe company. My longest lasting everyday knife is a Benchmade mini-griptillian , and my current is a Benchmade min-griptillian . Worth every penny.

Definitely.  I bought the 910 Stryker on my 17th birthday.  I've carried it just about daily since then, and it's still in phenomenal shape.

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Bring and Brag / Re: More Spider Music from the Spider Project
« on: April 07, 2011, 04:42:49 am »
SIX MOTHERFUCKING MINUTES FROM EOC.

http://www.reverbnation.com/thespiderproject

last song on the list.  


Fuck, that one took a long time, believe it or not.

Whoa.  Suddenly my goofy ass voice sounds heavy.

Cool, LMNO.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDER IV - A NEW HOPE.
« on: April 07, 2011, 03:31:35 am »
Any of you guys have this sinking feeling that with Khara, Freeky, Jenne, AND Nigel we all fell for the "what, little ole me" routine?

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Bring and Brag / Re: More Spider Music from the Spider Project
« on: April 07, 2011, 02:49:50 am »
Oh shit, you used the longer of the two?  Can't wait to get home and check it out.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDER IV - A NEW HOPE.
« on: April 07, 2011, 02:47:47 am »
I had Nigel pegged as a Spider but I couldn't say anything.   :sad:

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDER IV - A NEW HOPE.
« on: April 07, 2011, 02:35:14 am »
I had fun.  Hadn't been subsumed before.  Usually tend to play a bit sneakier than that, even though I was -ahem- incorrect, I think I liked it this way better.


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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: April 06, 2011, 03:09:12 pm »
Having the name tag stick out of a giant pile of poop wasn't enough?  It wasn't clear, in its message?  They had to put "and I'm a piece of" in case there was any confusion.  Too much nuance these days, giant piles of poop?

Fuck's sake.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Buyer's Remorse
« on: April 06, 2011, 12:46:19 am »
Thanks, ECH, wasn't sure if I'd been too subtle...

It's loud and clear.

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**Recording.  Tunnel 9 Gymnasum.  6/25/13  0915**

"You know, I don't suppose getting out of here would be any kind of problem."

"Precisely what I was thinking."

"Just a matter of taking a short stroll down a tunnel and popping up above."

"Precisely not what I was thinking."

"Tunnel 13 is probably a decent choice, anyway.  Plenty of sights to see along the way."

"You really think I'm a nutter?"

"Sing songy voices of the Nessies to help you ambling along.  Adventure to be had, and the stunning smell of stirred up shite."

"Where are you going with this, Hayes?"

"Have you really given any thought to this whole getting out business?"

"Course I have.  It sounds like you have as well."

"Been thinking is all."

"So then you're interested?"

"Oh certainly."

"Suddenly have a new desire to breathe the comparatively fresh air of above ground England again?"

"No."

"Not sure I'm following."

"I'm staying."

"You just said -"

"The kid, Palmer.  The kid.  Sams.  I want him out of here."

"He wants out?"

"Well that's the tricky bit.  I have to keep working on him.  He's taking something out of our talks."

"Fuck's sake, you've gone soft."

"Only when I'm not thinking about your mum."

"Not sure if you've noticed but time isn't exactly on my side.  This thing gets bigger by the day.  If we don't act now, we might lose our chance."

"The kid needs to go.  It's not fair, him all wrapped up in this.  You and I aren't exactly old fuckers, well, I'm not, but he's right out of University.  He deserves to get his heart torn out by a woman or two before it gets torn out by a Nessie."

"He's an Operator, it's not like he's in immediate danger."

"Yeah, not until the Nessies figure out a way into our hive.  Is it easy convincing yourself we're safe down here when you can hear them horrors echoing about as you're trying to sleep?"

"Still remains that we can't wait to let you preach the light to him until he decides you aren't a nutter.  Well, not about this at least."

"Maybe he doesn't need to think I'm right.  Maybe the suggestion, or order, needs to come from the right direction."

"I can see it.  Dear Sams, get the fuck out our sewers, Love Payne.  And if that'll work on anyone, it'll work on Sams."

"I don't like it, but I'm more comfortable with that than the alternative."

"Whatever you do, get it done within a week.  A week regular time, not your own fucking Hayesian time, by the way.  We're moving on it with or without you."

"And the Paynites don't know about it."

"What do you take me for?  I've been deleting these recordings."

"How the bloody hell you been do that?"

"You take certain actions that compromise ethics that you'd previously held."

**End Recording**

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDER IV - A NEW HOPE.
« on: April 05, 2011, 08:35:43 pm »
If you're confused, I had a name written down in my wallet.  Let me check here.

Wait, I'm still carrying this Hugo Boss thing from two years ago!?  That won't do.  That won't do at all.

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You fuckers.   :argh!:

I have enough asshattery that I can be held accountable for without being given someone else's.

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Huh?  There was a question about usage and attribution earlier in the thread.  I was answering it because I hadn't yet.

What does this have to do with ego and AKK?   :?

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: Dear LMNO,
« on: April 05, 2011, 07:10:36 pm »
Pardon my tone, but the frequency of your LMNOuendos has been rather trebling as of late.  I wanted to say something long ago, but I refrained, to save face, as I really had nothing to gain.  But you finally pushed me over the clef.  I must act now, for inaction could lead to reverberations that could sustain for ages. 

Okay, enough of this.  What's the score?

Punsters: 3,249
Non-punsters: 0

Problem is, there's no actual victory condition. Everyone just keeps losing, forever and ever.

COFFEE.  MONITOR.

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