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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: The truth about Hirley0
« on: September 23, 2010, 08:09:31 pm »
It was a time of everything ending, really.  A small crew of the closest friends held bittersweet ceremonies in defiance of their nearing departure and in celebration of their brief, strong histories.  It was a late on a cool night in the early spring with stars in rural western Massachusetts guiding my path.  Each step toward the small stream near our townhouses was something, not lost, but drawing to a close.

My college job where I met some of these great people.  My relationship; an ugly but entirely too delayed finish.  My years in a place I'd come to love.

I walk lightly yet in that quiet even my shoes scraping against the pavement sounded enough to wake a small city.  I sighed as I arrived at the sad, trickling little waterway and leaned over the concrete bannister blocking it from the road.

"Take this," came a voice.  It was just behind my left shoulder.  A gloved hand held a strip of paper toward me, perfectly still.

I wasn't startled in the regular sense of the word.  I didn't expect this person and they'd made no sound, but they came as no surprise.  Before taking the paper, I studied the newcomer.  The memory is obscured now, though I can recall that then it was so clear, more real than everything else.

I looked at what I now held as the person disappeared down the lonely road.  It read:

Quote
TNM 14 hours and 32 minutes.
Aug 1 5 8 10 10 11 11 11 14 16 27
Sept 2 3 4 4 9 10 12 12 15 24

I followed it, and arrived here.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Signature for rent
« on: September 23, 2010, 07:04:47 pm »
TOO LATE, nekk.  Your signature is dead to me.  I'm jaded and I feel so used, so used for your petty entertainment purposes.

Fuck your signature.  Fuck it in its stupid bitch ass.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDERS: It's not a game.
« on: September 23, 2010, 04:14:11 am »
I accused Cudgel, but didn't actually vote for him.  Making it for reals now:

Dok - 1
Fred - 1
Ippie - 2
Sig  - 2
Johny - 1
Cudgel - 3

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Planet Eater of Clowns is populated mostly by faun-like creatures, except gangly, and with a tendency to scowl while grinning.  They build their cities with a lot of stone stairways that lead into secluded overlooks and winding paths.  It takes forever for them to get anywhere because they keep walking off toward whatever looks interesting.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDERS: It's not a game.
« on: September 23, 2010, 01:49:06 am »
Fuck, can we vote to put someone who was subsumed on a bus?  Semaj is all depressing me and shit.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Signature for rent
« on: September 22, 2010, 11:04:31 pm »
Um, okay.

WE HAS WINNAR. THE END.

Fuck that, I already signed the lease!

Grade - A  horseshit, ITT. 

Down with nekk!  Suu got robbed!  Nast is an opportunist fuckwad!

Tell you what, I'll allow a roommate situation with you and Suu.

Oh, no your actions are total legit, it's all Suu's.  My insincere indignation is all aimed at nekk.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Signature for rent
« on: September 22, 2010, 10:54:21 pm »
Um, okay.

WE HAS WINNAR. THE END.

Fuck that, I already signed the lease!

Grade - A  horseshit, ITT. 

Down with nekk!  Suu got robbed!  Nast is an opportunist fuckwad!

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Signature for rent
« on: September 22, 2010, 10:25:24 pm »
:D

I defer my selection back to Nekk's original post, which defers to Doktor Blight, which defers back to me

Forever.

Technically, Suu wins. Nekk is excluded from the count.

FUCK YES.

I DON'T SHARE.

 :lulz:

I feel like a jackass.  I totally was waiting to snipe that shit, down to posting just the smiley to edit later in case anyone else was doing the same.  AND I FUCKED UP THE RULES.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Signature for rent
« on: September 22, 2010, 10:18:33 pm »
:D

I defer my selection back to Nekk's original post, which defers to Doktor Blight, which defers back to me

Forever.

Technically, Suu wins. Nekk is excluded from the count.

Even better!  With Suu's approval, it looks like her post defers to me, which defers to Nekk, which defers to you, which defers to Suu.  FOREVER.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Signature for rent
« on: September 22, 2010, 10:14:29 pm »
 :D

I defer my selection back to Nekk's original post, which defers to Doktor Blight, which defers back to me

Forever.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: How to cook food in a hotel room
« on: September 22, 2010, 09:01:23 pm »
Yeah, what an epitaph too. 

"He died in a motel six from eating chicken cooked in the Mr. Coffee."

 :lulz:

I recently had the opportunity for a "He died from a burst spleen in a Go, Diego, Go moonbounce while wearing a tuxedo."

But honestly I think yours tops even that.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
« on: September 22, 2010, 08:55:34 pm »
Ugh. Butterfingers is awful, and not even in an amusing way.

Great candybar though....

mmmmmm butterfingers.....  they go great in peanutbutter brownies all crunched up.

That.  sounds.  fucking.  incredible.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDERS: It's not a game.
« on: September 22, 2010, 08:53:19 pm »
I'm suspecting Cudgel as well.

Take a look at how many people he accused last round.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
« on: September 22, 2010, 07:47:33 pm »
FUCK YOU MY COUSIN DIED FROM LOSING HIS SENSE OF HUMOR ON THE WAY TO THE SUPERMARKET

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDERS: It's not a game.
« on: September 22, 2010, 03:52:54 pm »
Let me see if I have this right (I'm not a mathspag):

13 Citizens
1   Discordian
3   Spiders
17 Total

That makes 14 non-spiders to 3 spiders, so it'd be just under a 1 in 5 chance we'd actually remove one of them from the game?

So assuming we continue to not eliminate anybody, and the Spiders eliminate 1 citizen per round, at what point is it a reasonable risk to start putting people on a bus?  And importantly, how big of a target am I making myself?   :lulz:

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