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Who are you guys to judge?  You all eat food to sustain yourselves, and that is absolutely no different from someone who abuses it to potential lasting effects.  Bunch of hypocrites.  Tripping on corn syrup is the exact same thing as eating a fresh blueberry muffin in the morning.

2837
Why the hell would you do that?  If you're going to trip on anything, trip on real sugar.  It's less likely to have lasting effects on your health because it's metabolized differently from corn syrup.

2838
An Ass Tulip?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass+tulip

I think he was referring to prolapse, which was the ems call I got.  But I think the term I used to describe it to him was meat sock.

2839
Bump for:

"Wut is it called when u push so hard ur ass false out?  refering to ur ems call a few months ago."

2840
The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: HABBY BIRFDAY TRIP!
« on: September 03, 2010, 04:46:08 pm »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SMOOTH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!



seriously. you guys have seen pics.

It's true, his ass is remarkably smooth.

You were talking about those pics, right Squid?

2841
I see it and...and you bastard you're mooning us!

2842
You might be a discordian if you think the priest is cursing the wedded couple by praying that they not encounter discord.

2843
GASM Command / Re: CountryGASM
« on: September 02, 2010, 06:02:13 pm »
Center should be a head-shaped and sized mirror with a mustache drawn on it.  Upper left above the mirror a sacred chao.  This is on stripes, which are actually just dildoes, gold dildoes, stacked atop one another alternating tip to testicle.

DONE.

2844
EoC, you are NOT GOING TO THE CAPE TOMORROW.

Yeah, I know.   :sad:  I kept hoping for the best possible scenario of being able to get out there early and the hurricane veering off further east (and not being, you know, category 4).  But now that it's become abundantly clear it won't be doing that I've stocked up on supplies* and I'm preparing**.







*booze

**drinking

2845
Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Derive
« on: September 01, 2010, 06:14:45 pm »
This was largely my tactic for touring San Francisco, I wandered where looked interesting with only vague ideas of what to do.  I think just even attempting to do this tends to skew people's perspective briefly, as they tend to notice others who aren't focused on being somewhere else.  If you find someone interested, they have a natural curiosity not much different from the one you're expressing.  Tell them what you're doing.  I've found they consider it as an option that's never occurred to them before.

What I'm reading here though is those two things don't necessarily work together.  If you've on a derive, you want to look open to new experiences, almost inviting them to happen.  If you're on a GASM, don't you want to avoid notice, meaning looking as busy or natural as possible?

2846
Or Kill Me / Re: Life of Nobody
« on: September 01, 2010, 02:19:53 pm »
Congrats, Charley!

2847
whoa

This is why I'm driving further into the projected path of the hurricane.  It's either Earl or powermad Suu.  I chose the one more likely to let me live another day.

2848
Suu your face is on Fall River.  You're probably going to want to wash that vigorously and get it checked out very soon.

2849
You keep your damn rattlesnakes away from the Barony's rats and we'll be good.

2850
Yeah, if the Bourne and Sagamore bridges aren't closed I'm still hitting the Cape.  Hurricane party sounds like my own unique brand of stupid.

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