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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: April 06, 2011, 03:09:12 pm »
Having the name tag stick out of a giant pile of poop wasn't enough?  It wasn't clear, in its message?  They had to put "and I'm a piece of" in case there was any confusion.  Too much nuance these days, giant piles of poop?

Fuck's sake.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Buyer's Remorse
« on: April 06, 2011, 12:46:19 am »
Thanks, ECH, wasn't sure if I'd been too subtle...

It's loud and clear.

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**Recording.  Tunnel 9 Gymnasum.  6/25/13  0915**

"You know, I don't suppose getting out of here would be any kind of problem."

"Precisely what I was thinking."

"Just a matter of taking a short stroll down a tunnel and popping up above."

"Precisely not what I was thinking."

"Tunnel 13 is probably a decent choice, anyway.  Plenty of sights to see along the way."

"You really think I'm a nutter?"

"Sing songy voices of the Nessies to help you ambling along.  Adventure to be had, and the stunning smell of stirred up shite."

"Where are you going with this, Hayes?"

"Have you really given any thought to this whole getting out business?"

"Course I have.  It sounds like you have as well."

"Been thinking is all."

"So then you're interested?"

"Oh certainly."

"Suddenly have a new desire to breathe the comparatively fresh air of above ground England again?"

"No."

"Not sure I'm following."

"I'm staying."

"You just said -"

"The kid, Palmer.  The kid.  Sams.  I want him out of here."

"He wants out?"

"Well that's the tricky bit.  I have to keep working on him.  He's taking something out of our talks."

"Fuck's sake, you've gone soft."

"Only when I'm not thinking about your mum."

"Not sure if you've noticed but time isn't exactly on my side.  This thing gets bigger by the day.  If we don't act now, we might lose our chance."

"The kid needs to go.  It's not fair, him all wrapped up in this.  You and I aren't exactly old fuckers, well, I'm not, but he's right out of University.  He deserves to get his heart torn out by a woman or two before it gets torn out by a Nessie."

"He's an Operator, it's not like he's in immediate danger."

"Yeah, not until the Nessies figure out a way into our hive.  Is it easy convincing yourself we're safe down here when you can hear them horrors echoing about as you're trying to sleep?"

"Still remains that we can't wait to let you preach the light to him until he decides you aren't a nutter.  Well, not about this at least."

"Maybe he doesn't need to think I'm right.  Maybe the suggestion, or order, needs to come from the right direction."

"I can see it.  Dear Sams, get the fuck out our sewers, Love Payne.  And if that'll work on anyone, it'll work on Sams."

"I don't like it, but I'm more comfortable with that than the alternative."

"Whatever you do, get it done within a week.  A week regular time, not your own fucking Hayesian time, by the way.  We're moving on it with or without you."

"And the Paynites don't know about it."

"What do you take me for?  I've been deleting these recordings."

"How the bloody hell you been do that?"

"You take certain actions that compromise ethics that you'd previously held."

**End Recording**

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDER IV - A NEW HOPE.
« on: April 05, 2011, 08:35:43 pm »
If you're confused, I had a name written down in my wallet.  Let me check here.

Wait, I'm still carrying this Hugo Boss thing from two years ago!?  That won't do.  That won't do at all.

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You fuckers.   :argh!:

I have enough asshattery that I can be held accountable for without being given someone else's.

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Huh?  There was a question about usage and attribution earlier in the thread.  I was answering it because I hadn't yet.

What does this have to do with ego and AKK?   :?

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: Dear LMNO,
« on: April 05, 2011, 07:10:36 pm »
Pardon my tone, but the frequency of your LMNOuendos has been rather trebling as of late.  I wanted to say something long ago, but I refrained, to save face, as I really had nothing to gain.  But you finally pushed me over the clef.  I must act now, for inaction could lead to reverberations that could sustain for ages. 

Okay, enough of this.  What's the score?

Punsters: 3,249
Non-punsters: 0

Problem is, there's no actual victory condition. Everyone just keeps losing, forever and ever.

COFFEE.  MONITOR.

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Graphic is the format, then?  I was pretty sure I'd seen that earlier, which was why I went with the script style.  Not sure I mentioned it earlier but if any of my stuff makes the cut, attribution can go to RL name.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDER IV - A NEW HOPE.
« on: April 05, 2011, 07:01:55 pm »
Hah, you guys have fun with your silly game of pretend.  Me, though, it's time for me to go out and make an impression on folks!  Oh, but look at that.  Can't well meet a man with a watch like this.  Bet I can pick up something nicer around the corner.

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I think I have a few more conversations in me.  I think the trouble I'm having now is, the world is built, which is what we've been doing thus far.  The rest would be moving forward with it, having some kind of narrative?

Because I have ideas as to where I could go with my part, but I don't want to bring it anywhere it's going to fuck up anyone's work.

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I needs vomit with glee and terror.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDER IV - A NEW HOPE.
« on: April 05, 2011, 04:34:49 am »
I seem to have fallen behind the times, after getting off for a few hours. :(

I vote for Khara, because she's a shifty bitch.

I don't know, it sounds like that was a hell of a more interesting time than even this game.   8)

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDER IV - A NEW HOPE.
« on: April 05, 2011, 12:30:36 am »
Current count:

Blight   Requia
Jenne   Abstain
EoC   Requia
Freeky   Posted
Khara   Requia
Luna   Requia
Requia   EoC
BDS   Requia
Villager   Requia

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDER IV - A NEW HOPE.
« on: April 04, 2011, 10:17:55 pm »
Switching to Requia.

Blight   Abstain
Jenne   Abstain
EoC   Requia
Freeky   Posted
Khara   Requia
Luna   Abstain
Requia   Posted
BDS   Requia
Villager   Abstain

I also have a strange feeling about Khara's defensiveness, I would consider her likely to be a spider. While leaves Jenne as the third, I think.

I actually have a stronger feeling about Khara than Requia, right now.  Since I'm 169% likely to be subsumed after that post, I think she's the one to look at next round.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDER IV - A NEW HOPE.
« on: April 04, 2011, 09:59:09 pm »
I definitely hope it helps, because I signed my own death warrant writing it.

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