I am Baron Eater of Clowns of Bedford; Count of Chorico, Linguica, and Rats. Protector of East Bay, South Shore, Cape Cod, and the Islands. The Omnipotent Grinner, Limpid Lust Pariah of Foulness.
I go by BECBCCLRPEBSSCCITOGLLPF, which is as close to the pronuncation of my true name as the human or giraffe tongue may come (one may, however, sew a human tongue into a giraffe mouth or vice versa for increased accuracy (presence of original tongue optional)). Also EoC works, for short.
My location is explained handily within the title.
My Discordia: I was handed a copy of Illuminatus and spent some time reading through. Afterward, I sought more information on various parts of the book, one of which being the Principia, leading me here. I lurked the forums and eased my way in. I have been here for two years. I never post.
Projects I'm Into and Shit: I'll readily admit I'm not particularly active in Discordia. I've done some rants, thrown some of my writing into other pieces. I have an unfortunate habit of burying writing in fluff threads about other shit. I've met a reasonable chunk of this forum in meatspace. I enjoy this
for entirely selfish reasons of having found myself in a far more enjoyable and healthy state of mind. Really, it's for the lulz.
My Fuckin' Job: Cushy as fuck position where I can read, write, watch television, and play video games. Sometimes an absolute crap fucking nightmare of thing occurs and I handle them. I'm privvy to all manner of hilarious and tragic ambulance calls, the things humans do to themselves and others when caged, and co-workers who most recently WOMPed a crash test dummy over our boss' employee photo.
Leisure: I'm a recluse during the week due to an opposite schedule than that most people operate on. During that time I drink, and I play video games, and I read or chastise my friends on facebook. Weekends I make up for it by chastising my friends in person and drinking.
Education: BA in Psychology with a minor in Education. I also took several classes on comic art and sustainable agriculture.