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I am terrified, scum sucking sausage gobblers, and the winners are scared out of me.  Are you prepared?!  Are you ready to know who had the sexinest leer and the glare to crumble the monstrous walls of my psyche?

I don't think you are!


The winner of the leers is the very original leer:  Dok Howl's mustache leer.  In all our leering glory you perverted pders, we could not stand up to the experienced leering power of this Tucson misanthrope.

The winner of the glares is, well, actually it was posted as a leer.  Nevertheless, the glare from Dimo's leer photo is one to send colossi screaming for safety in the cold bronze bosoms of their mothers.

This isn't over, PD, oh no.  But we must recover.

2837
One final glare for you wretched pricks, one final, AWFUL GLARE!




2838
Literate Chaotic / Re: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
« on: August 13, 2010, 04:43:33 pm »
Or JK Rowling lost track of the laws of her own universe.

Somewhere in the incredible success she found, she hired a "Potterologist" to keep things relatively in sync with one another.  I think it's easy to drift when writing seven books - I can barely remember if I've contradicted myself after a few pages.  Stephen King did the same with The Dark Tower series - Robin Firth I think her name was?

2839
Even with date being moved back, I still cannot come due to, ironically, a wedding.  :sad:

2840
Discordian Recipes / Re: blue cheese pasta sauce, suggestions?
« on: August 12, 2010, 06:02:59 pm »
Is the cheese gorgonzola?

Anyway, bleu cheese sauces are good with asparagus in them when I've had them.

2841
no noo not like that, its good just feels like the runt of the lot

Will you just shut the fuck up?  I'm not sure you see how retarded it is, what you're doing, so I'll explain it.

Someone has decided to undertake a writing project, and also include a huge number of board members in a meat space activity.  Rather than just going with it, and doing your part to make the project successful and have some fun with it, you're coming into the thread to complain about how it isn't as awesome as you thought it would be.  Fuck's sake, I'd hate to be the one to cut the cake on your birthday with all this bitching about who got the better slice.

You're acting like a dick.  Just fuck off.

2842

Who are we feeding the hipsters to?

If they're eating me, I'm not entirely certain eating them in turn would be a health conscious decision.  In fact, it might not be a good idea to do this in Rhode Island - it's a small state, they can't spare the land that just frankly won't ever be the same.

Otherwise I have no objections to this plan.  I cannot think of a worse fate for the hipsters but for me, causing severe discomfort and potentially psychologically damaging hallucinations are pretty much exactly how I want to go out.

2843
Fine, we'll all go together and encounter these problems in a series of hilarious shenanigans after which we reach our destination while having learned something valuable about ourselves.  It'll be such a delightful romp you CRANKY OLD BASTARDS.

See, then I'd have to kill you all, and Devo II would have to remake Helter Skelter.

Do you really want that?

It's comments like these that make you the disgruntled but lovable mentor of our wacky gang.  Let's go get into adventures, all, and solve mysteries and such!

Next June, yeah.  Oh, yeah.



Arizona in JUNE????

Pass.

The worst part is his response doesn't hint heavily that he's excited about adventures and mysteries any more strongly than it hints at the excited prospect of throttling me to death should the opportunity arise.  :)

Well, what it means is that I'm coming back to Providence next June, and I'm going to feed you to hipsters.  Alive.

I'm not a vegetarian, it wouldn't be ironic enough for them to eat me.

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Fine, we'll all go together and encounter these problems in a series of hilarious shenanigans after which we reach our destination while having learned something valuable about ourselves.  It'll be such a delightful romp you CRANKY OLD BASTARDS.

See, then I'd have to kill you all, and Devo II would have to remake Helter Skelter.

Do you really want that?

It's comments like these that make you the disgruntled but lovable mentor of our wacky gang.  Let's go get into adventures, all, and solve mysteries and such!

Next June, yeah.  Oh, yeah.



Arizona in JUNE????

Pass.

The worst part is his response doesn't hint heavily that he's excited about adventures and mysteries any more strongly than it hints at the excited prospect of throttling me to death should the opportunity arise.  :)

2845
Fine, we'll all go together and encounter these problems in a series of hilarious shenanigans after which we reach our destination while having learned something valuable about ourselves.  It'll be such a delightful romp you CRANKY OLD BASTARDS.

See, then I'd have to kill you all, and Devo II would have to remake Helter Skelter.

Do you really want that?

It's comments like these that make you the disgruntled but lovable mentor of our wacky gang.  Let's go get into adventures, all, and solve mysteries and such!

2846
Fine, we'll all go together and encounter these problems in a series of hilarious shenanigans after which we reach our destination while having learned something valuable about ourselves.  It'll be such a delightful romp you CRANKY OLD BASTARDS.

2847
I think in 2011 we should all make a pilgrimage to Tucson and each, in turn, perish in one of the ways listed above.

Let's make 2011 the year the discord died.

2848
Paprika was pretty good one i saw recently
i liked the old macross series...
i like just about all of the miyazaki movies...


Miyazaki's son (which, I guess, still makes him Miyazaki) is having his first feature released in the US.

I've seen very few Anime.  Ghost in the Shell, Ninja Scroll (which I own), and Akira, and a handfull of Miyazaki.  I'd have to say his are my favorite.  I think I said this on the boards before, but if the world were to die of acute cute, Ponyo would be its destroyer.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ATTN: Americans
« on: August 11, 2010, 01:58:44 am »
Cain speaks truth with Innis and Gunn.  It's a purely delicious treat.

There was a beer, two years ago now, a limited release from Stone, that was the end all and be all of chocolate and, really, stouts in general.  I don't know why they stopped making it, as I still have to name it as my favorite beer ever.  Bitter Chocolate Oatmeal Stout.  Sweet fuck how I miss that beer.

2850
Or Kill Me / Re: Life of Nobody
« on: August 11, 2010, 01:54:03 am »
Still reading every one, Charley.  Still enjoying every one, too.  Thought I should let you know.   :mrgreen:

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