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I'm a person, fuck all the rest of you.

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House of Blues in Boston charges $6 for a 16oz PBR.  It's criminal.  For $.50 more you can get Harpoon.

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DID THE PRESCRIPTION TELL YOU TO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT?

2839
Lizzeh,

I say this well aware it's overstepping my bounds as an occassional PD contributor:

You are a cute and personable young woman leagues ahead of the average.  You need to quit stressin' girlie and hang tight for someone of a caliber you deserve.  Someone really fucking cool.  Shit's tough but you'll be alright.   :)

-EoC,
fuckin' a.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Name My Warhammer!
« on: September 16, 2010, 08:02:45 pm »
Inshallah
Turdsmoosher the Magnificent
Peg-leg of Burin the Stout on a Stick
Doompain Baneplague the Deathsmiter, Everwrathful Stormcaller of Hellcocks
Of Mice and Men
The Waltz
I don't recall if Shit!Fuck!Damn! has been suggested yet, but seconded if so.

Alternatively, just call it the number of foes it has vanquished, as marked by notches carved into it.

"This is eighty-four."
"It was sixty-two last night!."
"Slow night in Tucson."

2841
Taste Tester.

I could hang.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Name My Warhammer!
« on: September 15, 2010, 06:28:43 pm »
Michael Chabon, Gentlemen of the Road Reference:

Defiler of Your Mother

Alternatively:

Gallagher
Small Hammer #2
Whack-a-Molenkey
Nurse's Assistant
My Credentials
Azm'ftthgkunthrir, Born of the World Tree
Azm'ftthgkunthrir L. Diaz

2843
RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDERS: A werewolf-type game.
« on: September 14, 2010, 09:36:42 pm »
I've been wanting to join in one of ese games for a while, and this one seems like a great time to do it.

Count me in.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: IM DRUNK AND EMO
« on: September 10, 2010, 04:38:03 am »
READ ME

2845
Well, that's actually not as depressing as it probably should be.  Being one of the many, many assholes who got stuck with a criminally large loan and interest rate, I feel comforted that I'm not the only sucker who fell for the scam.

Going into school, I had no idea what any of the terms and bullshit surrounding the loans meant.  I couldn't find a single scholarship, my guidance counselor was too overburdend and disinterested to help, and my parents told me "just take out loans, they'll be easy to repay, etc."  And it fucking kills me.  Because really, I know it was my responsbility to make sure I didn't get fucked over.  I didn't think it was possible, then, and I'm learning a very very hard way.

I'm paying more monthly in student loans than rent, utilities, car insurance, cable/internet and cell phone service combined.  And I'll be paying that same amount until I'm 38.  I even make decent money, really, but just scrape within my means even living as modestly as I could imagine anyone doing.

Jesus christ that one hit a little too close to home.

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Or Kill Me / Re: The real solution to the economic crisis
« on: September 09, 2010, 10:23:45 pm »
I, for one, agree to forgive all debts held to me in exchange for being forgiven all I'm owe.

EoC,
Just made 60k hypothetical dollars.



Seriously though Cain, this was a good read, thanks.

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GASM Command / Re: GaimanGASM
« on: September 09, 2010, 12:06:09 am »
No, I think Discordianism, to be effective, has to largely stay invisible.  Not just PD.  The moment we get nationally recognized, we get shrink-wrapped, bar-coded, and shelved as a convenient and cute Con product.

And while that may have SOME advantages as camoflage, any benefit will be eliminated by the sheer mass of hipsters that drop on our heads.

Okay, I get it now.  How would you feel about leaving overtly discordian references, such as the golden apple or sacred chao, etc., from the project entirely?  That would leave this as a vehicle to throw a few larger themes like thinking for yourself and recognizing chaos as the natural order of things out there.

How about after the Tweeted code-word our next request is to ask him to write a letter about [insert topic Neil is passionate about here] to the Colbert Show. Then we can send Colbert a warning that he's about to get a letter from Neil Gaiman and see if we can't get it read on-air.


 :evil:

Hah, that would tie things up neatly.  Mr. Gaiman, your next point of contact will be a popular variety show.

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GASM Command / Re: GaimanGASM
« on: September 08, 2010, 11:47:04 pm »
Though I'm not in principle opposed to this, a GASM seeking a "shout out" seems more of a vanity thing than a GASM.  The Colbert one was one thing, especially if we could get him on board more or less permanently.

Don't take this as discouragement...It's just my own personal opinion.

I was meaning to word it that a shout out would be an acceptable result, not that it's the only goal.  ColbertGASM is what I had in mind with this, but as I wasn't around for it I don't know the finer details like trying to get him to join the board.

I don't know about the vanity thing.  I don't intend to use my name or anything associated with me for it, except for The Supplanter Watchman being what my names mean.

Anyway it's a fair assessment.

I didn't mean personal vanity, ie, you personally getting a shout out.  I meant that this sort of attention seeking is directly counter to what we should be doing, IMO, right about now.

I'm reasonably certain that we'll all have enough headaches just from this board, within the next 10 years or so.

I see, so you think pd should be left out of this altogether then?  I was thinking of this as more of a discordian society identifier than strictly pd.  But then there's, I guess, the whole thing with this being the biggest discordian board some kind of attention is bound to come here.

This has me thinking about the ultimate goal.  Gaiman is influential and has other influential contacts.  If this thing strung him along a bit, peppering pieces of Discordian philosophy and outlook in any corresepondence, the final part could be pointing out he is and has been an independent agent of chaos, and to sew its seeds however he is able.  That might take this from an "I'm one of those guys," to an "I'm part of this," perspective.

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GASM Command / Re: GaimanGASM
« on: September 08, 2010, 11:28:25 pm »
Though I'm not in principle opposed to this, a GASM seeking a "shout out" seems more of a vanity thing than a GASM.  The Colbert one was one thing, especially if we could get him on board more or less permanently.

Don't take this as discouragement...It's just my own personal opinion.

I was meaning to word it that a shout out would be an acceptable result, not that it's the only goal.  ColbertGASM is what I had in mind with this, but as I wasn't around for it I don't know the finer details like trying to get him to join the board.

I don't know about the vanity thing.  I don't intend to use my name or anything associated with me for it, except for The Supplanter Watchman being what my names mean.

Anyway it's a fair assessment.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Pronouncing my name
« on: September 08, 2010, 09:47:14 pm »
Shop-chili.  And like shop chili, none of us really know how long it's been here.  So really, it's at our own risk that we partake because it might give us some horrible shits.

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