ATTN: NIGEL.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'm always in the right place. There isn't a place on earth that wouldn't be all the better for my being there.

This really left open a very very obvious response that can be entirely based on your previous two posts but I am refraining from being obvious.....

I am glad I wasn't the only one who's mind went there.

[Suu]

The only time I squicked about somebody's age was when I was out with a really nice guy...  I'd taken him for considerably older, he'd taken me for younger, and when I saw his driver's license, I had to do some quick math to make sure I wasn't committing a felony.  (He was 19.)  Once I got my heart rate back down from "oh fuck," we wound up seeing each other for months after that... 'til he went away to college.  Lost touch after that.

Yeah, that would be a deal breaker for me. No teens. In fact, I see guys younger than me, and think about them being a better match for my baby sister. So, no.

I don't have patience for immaturity or man-boys. If it means I gotta date someone who's 40, so be it, but I know damn well that won't guarantee maturity either.

I've always been picky, now I'm picky with experience. Dare I ever get married again, that man has to be a saint among sinners. Until then, well, they're all just walking penises anyway. Just some are prettier than others. Really pretty.

[Slyph]

 :hi5:

[Eater of Clowns]

The only time I squicked about somebody's age was when I was out with a really nice guy...  I'd taken him for considerably older, he'd taken me for younger, and when I saw his driver's license, I had to do some quick math to make sure I wasn't committing a felony.  (He was 19.)  Once I got my heart rate back down from "oh fuck," we wound up seeing each other for months after that... 'til he went away to college.  Lost touch after that.

Yeah, that would be a deal breaker for me. No teens. In fact, I see guys younger than me, and think about them being a better match for my baby sister. So, no.

I don't have patience for immaturity or man-boys. If it means I gotta date someone who's 40, so be it, but I know damn well that won't guarantee maturity either.

I've always been picky, now I'm picky with experience. Dare I ever get married again, that man has to be a saint among sinners. Until then, well, they're all just walking penises anyway. Just some are prettier than others. Really pretty.

ORLY   

[Suu]

...You're younger than me? I thought you were like, 27/28?

[Eater of Clowns]

...You're younger than me? I thought you were like, 27/28?

I just turned 25 on Monday.

Why does everyone thing I'm so much older!?  Freeky thought I was in my mid-30s when we first had that conversation.  MID 30s!!

[Suu]

I'll send you her number.

That is, if you don't mind doing the super-long distance bit.

I can attest for her cuteness and odd behavior, and you'll never have to pay for a haircut.

[Luna]

The only time I squicked about somebody's age was when I was out with a really nice guy...  I'd taken him for considerably older, he'd taken me for younger, and when I saw his driver's license, I had to do some quick math to make sure I wasn't committing a felony.  (He was 19.)  Once I got my heart rate back down from "oh fuck," we wound up seeing each other for months after that... 'til he went away to college.  Lost touch after that.

Yeah, that would be a deal breaker for me. No teens. In fact, I see guys younger than me, and think about them being a better match for my baby sister. So, no.

I don't have patience for immaturity or man-boys. If it means I gotta date someone who's 40, so be it, but I know damn well that won't guarantee maturity either.

I've always been picky, now I'm picky with experience. Dare I ever get married again, that man has to be a saint among sinners. Until then, well, they're all just walking penises anyway. Just some are prettier than others. Really pretty.

I was younger then than you are now, actually.

And, EoC, I took you for a bit older than 24 when we met.  Take it as a compliment, you don't come off as a screwed up kid.  

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....   































I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really.... 

[hooplala]

I felt certain EoC had mentioned retiring and moving to Florida more than once...

[Eater of Clowns]

More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....   































I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really.... 

Que?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....   

I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really.... 

Que?

What?

[Eater of Clowns]

More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....   

I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really.... 

Que?

What?

Well you apparently just called me an annoying adult, and seem to think that I'm whining about something.  So I thought I should see if that's accurate.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....   

I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really.... 

Que?

What?

Well you apparently just called me an annoying adult, and seem to think that I'm whining about something.  So I thought I should see if that's accurate.

jesus christ dude nevermind.  I'm very sorry and I'm not even going to try anymore.

[Eater of Clowns]

More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....   

I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really.... 

Que?

What?

Well you apparently just called me an annoying adult, and seem to think that I'm whining about something.  So I thought I should see if that's accurate.

jesus christ dude nevermind.  I'm very sorry and I'm not even going to try anymore.

I feel like I'm missing something here.