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ATTN: NIGEL.

Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., April 14, 2011, 09:27:29 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

April 14, 2011, 09:27:29 PM
Starlight, Sweetheart, Melody!
Bright-Eyes, Patch, and Clover!
Bon-Bon's baking cookies, girls!
Hurry up on O-O-VER!

My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
MY Little Pony TA-AAALES!

My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
MY LITTLE PONY TA-AAALES!

There. Attack that. I have the theme song to "My Little Ponies" memorized and stuck in my head forever. Also, pretty much every New Kids On The Block song, ever.

Please kill me. :P

Also:

I like Billy,
I like Tony,
but what I love is my first Sony!
(It won't be your la-ast!)

:P

How's that? Or should I try again?
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
April 15, 2011, 01:26:37 AM
AAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHH! DIE N00B DIE!  :argh!:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#2
April 15, 2011, 07:54:39 PM
 :eek: :eek: :eek:

It was MLP or I started writing a Fluffy Bunny Wiccan Ritual and I didn't want to piss you off for really realz. :P
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
April 17, 2011, 06:42:16 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 15, 2011, 07:54:39 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

It was MLP or I started writing a Fluffy Bunny Wiccan Ritual and I didn't want to piss you off for really realz. :P

:lulz:

That My Little Pony thing is fucking diabolical.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#4
April 17, 2011, 06:54:03 AM
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
April 17, 2011, 07:36:13 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#6
April 17, 2011, 10:40:02 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

President Television

#7
April 17, 2011, 04:25:07 PM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
April 17, 2011, 04:28:28 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#10
April 17, 2011, 06:08:07 PM
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Phox

#11
April 17, 2011, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:08:07 PM
:P Because we're all so ancient now.
JESUS CHRIST YES. Fucking punk ass kids all over my school. I'll be talking to a freshman and I'll say "Remember that thing that happened in like 1996? That was cool." And they'll be like "I was like 3." And then I'm all  :crankey:


It makes me feel old.  :cry:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#12
April 17, 2011, 06:43:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 17, 2011, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:08:07 PM
:P Because we're all so ancient now.
JESUS CHRIST YES. Fucking punk ass kids all over my school. I'll be talking to a freshman and I'll say "Remember that thing that happened in like 1996? That was cool." And they'll be like "I was like 3." And then I'm all  :crankey:


It makes me feel old.  :cry:

*patpatpats* My boyfriend is 45. He'll talk about shit that happened in the early eighties and I'll be like "I was three." and he'll be like "I can't put my dick in you, now." Which makes me :cry:

But yeah. A lot of people at work are teenagers and I just want to avoid them and their "OMG, liek, that parti was, liek, OMG, sooooo kewl!" banter.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Phox

#13
April 17, 2011, 06:49:20 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:43:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 17, 2011, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:08:07 PM
:P Because we're all so ancient now.
JESUS CHRIST YES. Fucking punk ass kids all over my school. I'll be talking to a freshman and I'll say "Remember that thing that happened in like 1996? That was cool." And they'll be like "I was like 3." And then I'm all  :crankey:


It makes me feel old.  :cry:

*patpatpats* My boyfriend is 45. He'll talk about shit that happened in the early eighties and I'll be like "I was three." and he'll be like "I can't put my dick in you, now." Which makes me :cry:

But yeah. A lot of people at work are teenagers and I just want to avoid them and their "OMG, liek, that parti was, liek, OMG, sooooo kewl!" banter.
:horrormirth:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#14
April 17, 2011, 06:50:34 PM
TMI?  :lulz:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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