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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., April 14, 2011, 09:27:29 PM

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Phox

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:50:34 PM
TMI?  :lulz:
Nope, just hilarious/horrifying. You're what... late twenties? I'd be pretty  :x if I dated someone that was a decade and a half younger than me.  :lulz:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

I'll be 30 in a week or two. It's funny. He's exactly between my age and my mom's age. And if he ever meets my mom, she's going to hit on him, if she's drunk when we show up. If she's sober she's going to glare at me and tell me he's too old. Then hit on him.
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Phox

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:54:50 PM
I'll be 30 in a week or two. It's funny. He's exactly between my age and my mom's age. And if he ever meets my mom, she's going to hit on him, if she's drunk when we show up. If she's sober she's going to glare at me and tell me he's too old. Then hit on him.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

The older you are, the less a 15-year age difference matters.

Personally, I like my old men to be about my age, but it doesn't really matter that much once you're over about 25 (when your cerebral cortex matures and you're able to make fully informed decisions with a comprehension of consequences) IMO.

I have a date with a 33-year-old on Saturday though.  :lulz:
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Phox

Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
The older you are, the less a 15-year age difference matters.

Personally, I like my old men to be about my age, but it doesn't really matter that much once you're over about 25 (when your cerebral cortex matures and you're able to make fully informed decisions with a comprehension of consequences) IMO.

I have a date with a 33-year-old on Saturday though.  :lulz:
Good points, Nigel.


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

I prefer older people if I'm going to be in a relationship. Someone has to be the relatively mature and stable one because I won't be. And that has better odds of happening if the person in question is older than I am. Isn't guaranteed, but it's a good standard for weeding out 80% of the rejects who show up on my doorstep.

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Don Coyote

Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
The older you are, the less a 15-year age difference matters.

Personally, I like my old men to be about my age, but it doesn't really matter that much once you're over about 25 (when your cerebral cortex matures and you're able to make fully informed decisions with a comprehension of consequences) IMO.

I have a date with a 33-year-old on Saturday though.  :lulz:

So wait, last year my brain got old enough to think properly? :horrormirth:

Phox

Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 17, 2011, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
The older you are, the less a 15-year age difference matters.

Personally, I like my old men to be about my age, but it doesn't really matter that much once you're over about 25 (when your cerebral cortex matures and you're able to make fully informed decisions with a comprehension of consequences) IMO.

I have a date with a 33-year-old on Saturday though.  :lulz:

So wait, last year my brain got old enough to think properly? :horrormirth:
S'okay, Coyote. At the risk of incurring the wrath of most everyone here... I still gots 3 years to go.  :aaaah:

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I'ma be 25 next year.  I don't seem to have much problem visualizting problems with decision making, maybe.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 17, 2011, 08:37:44 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 17, 2011, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
The older you are, the less a 15-year age difference matters.

Personally, I like my old men to be about my age, but it doesn't really matter that much once you're over about 25 (when your cerebral cortex matures and you're able to make fully informed decisions with a comprehension of consequences) IMO.

I have a date with a 33-year-old on Saturday though.  :lulz:

So wait, last year my brain got old enough to think properly? :horrormirth:
S'okay, Coyote. At the risk of incurring the wrath of most everyone here... I still gots 3 years to go.  :aaaah:

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 15, 2011, 07:54:39 PM
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Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
The older you are, the less a 15-year age difference matters.

Personally, I like my old men to be about my age, but it doesn't really matter that much once you're over about 25 (when your cerebral cortex matures and you're able to make fully informed decisions with a comprehension of consequences) IMO.

I have a date with a 33-year-old on Saturday though.  :lulz:

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I'm finding myself checking out guys in their mid-to-late 30s now rather than in their 20s.
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