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Discordian Recipes / Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles

« on: April 30, 2013, 05:55:43 pm »

Melt jolly ranchers, use as syrup.

Coat in unused coffee grounds and A-1 sauce, constrain with toothpicks and string, boil for 2 hours.

Looks like this:

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RPG Ghetto / Re: The Saga of Asobiden

« on: April 30, 2013, 02:20:13 am »

BEES!  MY TOMB MUST HAVE BEES!

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Propaganda Depository / Re: A guide for "new" Popes

« on: April 27, 2013, 01:31:31 pm »

I like it.  It's a fun riff on the stuff in the Principia without rehashing the same thing.  Good thing to leave hanging around with a pope card stapled to it.

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Apple Zone / Re: MAN DEPORTED FROM SAUDI ARABIA FOR BEING TOO DAMNED SEXY.

« on: April 27, 2013, 03:15:46 am »

That's nothin', I heard this guy was never even allowed INTO Saudi Arabia for being too damned sexy:

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Apple Zone / Re: ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO

« on: April 27, 2013, 03:12:53 am »

FINALLY, someone gets Project Infinite Mexico.

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Apple Zone / Re: ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO

« on: April 27, 2013, 03:10:42 am »

JESUS FUCKIN CHRISTO THIS IS THE GUY WHO DEPOSED ME?  HE CAN'T EVEN COMMIT ELECTION FRAUD RIGHT.

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Apple Zone / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: April 25, 2013, 01:50:16 am »

http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome

I'd hit that. Yowza.

ME TOO!  GOOD LORD!

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Apple Zone / Re: Liveblogging the Clusterfuck at Work

« on: April 24, 2013, 07:46:47 pm »

Did you try updating the drivers on the mouse?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Remember kids, economics is a SCIENCE

« on: April 23, 2013, 10:04:15 pm »

Will this stop academia from sniffing its own farts?  Nope.

I second Gogira's Go UMass.

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Apple Zone / Re: Things go boom

« on: April 23, 2013, 09:29:37 pm »

Its the lyrical equivalent of this

WTF did you just put in my eyes, you bastard! It won't come out 

Only with the FAP shall you be released from its hold!

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Apple Zone / Re: ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO

« on: April 23, 2013, 09:04:42 pm »

Hi everyone, it's Eater of Clowns, YOUR Deposed Mexico!

When I was first sent to live in the hellish Presidential retiree palace with my meager pension and rather lacking waitstaff, I thought you'd come back to me.  After all, Project Infinite Mexico has proven a stellar success - look at the thread.  Look at all the Mexicos, being Mexico.  Look at the many more who seek to be Mexico and the even distribution of votes.  Project Infinite Mexico promises to bring you the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE in the Mexico TGRR, it promises to bring you HANDJOBS in the Mexico LMNO, it promises to bring you BELGIUM in the Mexico Waffles.

Your Deposed Mexico is pleased with the hilarious bungling of the election by Juntakenstein.  Even his violent, crazed, and undemocratic antics have a place in Project Infinite Mexico.

That place is last place.  Because nobody is voting for you, you son of a bitch.

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Apple Zone / Re: ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO

« on: April 22, 2013, 08:47:08 pm »

Cainad has very clearly demonstrated his intention to join the race to be the next Mexico.

I demand to see him included!

I also demand my vote back with the inclusion of three new challengers.

FAILURE TO MEET THESE DEMANDS WILL BE MET WITH INCOMPARABLE WHINING

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Apple Zone / Re: ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO

« on: April 22, 2013, 08:23:33 pm »

The Good Reverend Roger gives you lies that he will give you the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE.

LMNO gives you lies that he will retroactively cause the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE to never have existed.

Junkenstein gives you lies because he is a scoundrel.

Only with Eater of Clowns, your Once and Future Mexico, brings you the truth.  The Good Reverend cannot give you the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE.  LMNO cannot cause retroactive nonexistence of the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE.  It is simply because there never was a second half of the joke.

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Apple Zone / Re: ROGER IS IN CHARGE OF MY LOVE LIFE ITT

« on: April 20, 2013, 04:25:40 am »

I shall be in my office tomorrow, ON SATURDAY.  I shall harness the rage and hate of being in my office ON SATURDAY, and write appropriate responses.

Gee, Roger, you must be a Good American and Truly Dedicated to Your Job to go to work on a Saturday!

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Apple Zone / Re: BRILLIANT FOOD CART IDEAS ITT

« on: April 20, 2013, 04:24:09 am »

Posh White Dude Food Carts - for the urban professional who cannot rectify buying working class food.

ALL QUINOA FOOD CARTS - That sounds tasty.

Currywurst Americana - because Currywurst is just not widespread enough in the States.

Gluten Free Anti-Allium Low-Carb Supercrustyfuck Diet Food Cart - your latest prohibitively expensive and health deficient diet craze in food cart form.

What the Hell is This Food Cart Craze Food Cart - we sell food cart themed ties.

Pickled Food Cart - Dill Pickles, Half Sours, Bread and Butter, Sauerkraut, Kimchi, Pickled Eggs, Pickled Peppers, Pickled Onions, Peter Piper Picks A Peck of Pickled Peppers How Many Pickled Peppers Did Peter Piper Pick?