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Messages - Eater of Clowns

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ASK ME. ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.

It took me much longer than it really should have to figure this out.
How do you know this?

I called my landlord and he's fixing it tomorrow.  :lulz:

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I noticed my sink had a mild dripping leak last night, so I decided to do something about it. I'm happy to say after an hour's work it now has a much more severe leak.

So yeah anything you want to ask let me know, Faust.

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Cloud level is 700 feet below my office and we're in the middle of a winter storm.  Everything is white, like being at a MAGA rally.  Temperature plunging, rain is sideways, on top of the clouds moving around us.  We will all freeze to death.  Put a sign at the 5 mile marker saying "GO BACK YOU FOOLS".

Man are they are not going to be prepared when they unfreeze you in 200 years.

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The brewery that just opened in my hometown doesn't have any of its own beer and is selling growlers that they can't fill.

This is me predicting their huge success.   :lulz:

 :lulz: Someone needs to tell them that opening early doesn't hold a candle to opening prepared to do business.

They're merch and social media blitzing hard on their catering, restaurant, and entertainment aspects. It seems to be working for them so far, but I can't bring myself to support, even a local business, that has Brewery in its name that doesn't sell its own beer. And that sells empty growlers. And that hires a musician who's pretty well known in the area for going on drunken racist facebook tirades.

My current 5 year plan is to save up and buy their equipment on auction when they go out of business.

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The brewery that just opened in my hometown doesn't have any of its own beer and is selling growlers that they can't fill.

This is me predicting their huge success.   :lulz:

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Plot twist:  completely different alligator.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: December 09, 2016, 01:59:21 pm »
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President-elect Donald Trump picked Linda McMahon, former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, to serve as the administrator of the Small Business Administration, his transition announced Wednesday.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/07/politics/linda-mcmahon-picked-to-be-small-business-administrator/index.html

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She's donated $6 million in August and September to Rebuilding America Now, a super PAC that supported Trump's presidential bid.


"Once you're his friend, he is loyal to the end," she said. "He's an incredibly loyal, loyal friend."

Oh the fences he'll mend, oh the Medicare he'll spend,
will President Trump, our loyal, loyal friend.

Oh the tweets he will trend, oh such laws to be penned,
by President Trump, our loyal, loyal friend.

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ECH I hope everything turns out okay. And I know it's your life and all but that was a hell of a good story.

TWJ, dude, good luck.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: December 02, 2016, 08:46:39 pm »
This is the way the worlds ends
not with a bang but with a "believe me it's going to be great"

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: Welcome to Discordia
« on: December 01, 2016, 04:16:22 pm »
:lulz:

Glad it's only you though, the rest of us are in the top quarter of it.

I am the Kruger power-bottom.  Fear me.

Been a while since these have been issued.

:mittens:

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https://techcrunch.com/2016/11/22/googles-ai-translation-tool-seems-to-have-invented-its-own-secret-internal-language/

As DNN's and the like become more complex and learning increasingly unattended, more and more their operations become unfathomable to meatware. Potential for lulz are off the charts.

Q) "Skynet - why did you nuke Sweden?"
A) "#1#B:)"w8;,1"lk"

Translation:  lail

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: Awesome art
« on: November 23, 2016, 04:37:31 pm »
This installation is badass and makes no sense.

http://allmagnews.com/a-massive-3-story-installation-of-chairs/

"evoking the masses of faceless migrants who underpin our globalized economy"

 :lulz:

I wonder how many people eat that up.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 22, 2016, 05:00:36 pm »
This is good, but the best part has to be Alec Baldwin's response.

http://fortune.com/2016/11/20/donald-trump-snl-baldwin-bias/



Damn, Alec, that "try"  :lulz:

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