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Don't listen to that filthy ghost-peddler.  There is naught but the screaming void as you shriek yourself to sleep.

 :lulz:

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So, all the tests are in, and Jenn has anemia.  Which isn't GOOD, but it's in this case easily treatable.  And it's not something that's fatal or even debilitating.

This is a huge relief, since a defect in the first Ct scan had us all thinking dark thoughts.

Phew!

48
I've watched a bit of that meltdown. Well done!

49
THE UNHOLY UNION BETWEEN PIG AND LIZARD

50
Literate Chaotic / Re: Discordianism Revealed!
« on: October 11, 2015, 11:48:12 am »
Dammit but I don't wanna be a wyccan. :(

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Discordian Recipes / Re: DECLASSIFIED drink recipes by TWJ
« on: October 09, 2015, 04:52:47 pm »
1) Eater of Clowns
2) some cash
3) package store
4) Drink the Budweiser Clamato Chelada. Drink it, you fucking worm.




Also, THE CAINAD SPECIAL:

1) Johnny Walker Black label
2) Glass

This has less to do with my palette and more to do with not bothering to maintain a properly stocked booze supply.

Results may vary.

I maintain that drinking it while hanging out with Alty at a lake in Alaska while a bald eagle flew overhead was the most American thing that has ever happened to me.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Hip Hop Help
« on: October 09, 2015, 01:59:00 pm »
Run the Jewels seconded

Madvillain added

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The weird keeps getting weirder
« on: October 05, 2015, 10:30:54 pm »
I like the idea of some fuckwit jacking it to imaginary women that sometimes turn into men thinking himself a tortured artist, and he's just one good pole polish away from his masterpiece.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The weird keeps getting weirder
« on: October 05, 2015, 07:40:06 pm »
And here I always figured the term sigil wankery to be metaphorical.

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Ugh. I'm sorry, ECH, that's awful.

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I made a ridiculous amount of money today.

Which is good, because medical bills.  Also, TGRR dental surgery starting tomorrow.  I may not be in my usual pleasant good mood for the next week or so.

Oh, my... good luck with the dental surgery, I hate that stuff! But it usually makes everything better.

Yeah, my front tooth cracked vertically.  Since it's already had a root canal, there's no fixing it.  So out it comes, then they drill a hole in my skull, sink an anchor, and put a false tooth on the anchor.

Airports are gonna be HILARIOUS now.

YOUR GRIN IS GOING TO BE PART CYBORG!?

 :cainftw:

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I'm gonna regret this, but what is a clock truther?

People obsessed with whether Ahmed Mohammed actually "invented" a clock or merely rehoused a ready made clock/clock components in a new unit.

May also refer to general conspiracy theories that he did it for "free stuff" or "attention" or "his dad made him do it because crazy Muslims, amirite?"  Not kept up to date on that aspect of it.

What's everyones stance on the clock shit?
You full sjw or full pol?
I just think it's a giant overreaction on both parts, he shouldn’t of been arrested even though it looks a lot like a bomb, yet he shouldn’t be getting money for making  a clock at 14 either.

...smh

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I don't watch Dr Who. Shut up. Anyway, why would a Whovian be frightened about water being found on Mars?
The Waters of Mars was one of David Tennant's final three stories. The first group of astronauts to settle on Mars consume water there that is home to a parasite which takes them over and they become water zombies. It ends badly.

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