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Day 6 of the stomach flu.

I should not have come to work today.

Day 6? How is your hydration? Seriously?

I'm getting myself stuck every other day, 2 bags per.  I look like a fucking junkie.

Are they giving you Zofran or anything as a anti-emetic? Jesus, usually these things don't last this long.

Thing is, it's not constant.  I think I'm better on day 5, then BAM!  Day 6 is another nightmare.

Could be pregnant.

Hello new people, Out of my personal curiosity, are any of you here after reading the io9 article?

The wha??

They wrote an article about us.

Principia Discussion / Re: That's odd...
« on: August 15, 2014, 12:12:20 pm »
That is strange. At the very least it's implied by the Sacred Chao.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: August 13, 2014, 11:18:48 pm »
Should we rename this The Gym Thread?

Point taken.

No offense intended, just seems more appropriate in Open Bar to me.

You're right, of course, and in the spirit of getting Spagbook back to what it is, this one's for you:

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: August 13, 2014, 12:23:54 pm »
I don't know if anyone else watches BroScienceLife, but this dude has over a year's worth of videos sending up the entire gym culture. He's a super over the top gym rat who points out how ridiculous the entire thing is.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ATTN: Musicians
« on: August 13, 2014, 12:57:43 am »
fruityloops should essentially be all you need.  I used to dick around with it a lot, it's pretty good.  Of course it's pretty expensive, and there's certainly nowhere you could get it for free or something depending on how lax your morals are.


In other news, there's the "ice water challenge".

When challenged, you have 24 hours to pour a bucket of ice water on your head, or you have to donate $100 towards ALS research.

Besides the fact that the most useful thing you can do is not accept the challenge, doesn't pouring a bucket of ice water on your head seem a bit arbitrary?

I kind of want to start a "put out lit cigarettes on your arm for dyslexia" challenge.

Everyone I've seen doing it has donated at least something IN ADDITION to pouring ice water on themselves. They've raised $1.39 million since the start of the trend, compared with $22,000 over the same time period last year, so it's both fun and effective.

I'm starting to see the anti-ice water challenge posts crop up on my feed, which means only one thing to me:  escalation. When I get home from work I'm going to put on facebook that I'll donate $5 for every person in my feed with a needlessly cynical ice water challenge status. It starts at $20, just from today.

I saw Lucy last night. It was amazing. The whole thing, from start to finish was pure fever dream madness. At no point did anything resembling a plot, or even a character appear. The last 20 minutes of the film are Scarlet Johandjob sitting in an office chair in front of a green screen and flying through space. Then she turns into a flash drive. Morgan Freeman brings his trademark charm to the role of Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Two Frogs humping features prominently in the film. When the movie isnt bad CGI action scenes its Scarlet ranting about the universe using complete nonsequiters. These were the best part of the movie because they managed to rise above mere bad screenwriting to the level of schizophrenic word salad. Her teeth fall out and then she explodes. She cries and tells her mother she remembers sucking on her tit. It is strangely erotic. Jackie Chan give the performance of his life as "Asian Mobster". She doesnt just explode she explodes into ice cream sprinkles. The moon, the moon comes crashing into earth. 2+2=/=1. Time sped up to infinity is nothing. We are nothing. How can mirrors be real if our eyes arent real? But is the world ready for Lucys life changing knowledge? As Neil Smokes Le Grass Tyson states, with great power comes great responsibility. Will the power of Lucy/Flash Drive be used by mankind for good or evil? These questions are left ambiguous. Scarlet Johansen smashes her way through patriarchy, racial stereotypes, the box office and, most importantly, our hearts in Resident Evil 7: Resident Evilerer.

The movie is worthwhile, if only for the glory you have wrought here. Stella!

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: August 09, 2014, 02:03:11 am »
No shame in that.  I'm in week 3 or 4 of my offs.

Yeah. And bringing this back around to the topic, exercise really is the best way to beat them back.

The primary benefit of running, to me, that the gym will never have, is backing by the First Church of GO OUTSIDE.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: August 09, 2014, 01:14:55 am »
Is Net OK?  I'm confused.

I don't know. His name change indicates a flounce. That and the above mentioned conversations give me an impression of a case of The Offs.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: August 09, 2014, 12:04:44 am »
Hey Net, nobody is shitting on you, despite your apparent intention to shit on the discussions you've been taking part in the last few days. I don't know if you realize you're doing it, but you entered into this discussion, the Moloch discussion, and, ERIS FUCKING HELP ME, the Ninja Turtles discussion oddly aggressive. That, coupled with your apparent flounce, indicate to me that you may not be in the proper mindset to converse. That's fine - every single person on PD has done that at one point or another.

I want you to know, and I do hope you'll read this, that I did not mean to contribute negatively to whatever you've got going on. Would you, maybe, be interested in telling anyone what that might be?


They're mutants.
Yes, but they still could look more like turtles than some ogre with a shell.

Have you even seen a turtle?

Have you even seen a turtle that walks on its hind legs?
It's like everyone is arguing over how they want their creative fiction to look and damn it all if nobody elses ideas conform!

Oh wait.

Shit that's exactly what's happening.


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