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Or Kill Me / Re: What do?
« on: January 14, 2016, 06:34:31 pm »
May I ask what the purpose of that anonymity is? There's a strong tone of distrust between that and how you describe your relationships with your family and friends.

Depression is a motherfucker, and the best advice I ever received for it is that it is by definition not being in your right mind, and therefore not a state from which you should make life decisions. That includes whether or not to continue it.

Your situation is overwhelming, but while all the factors contributing to it are connected, they are still able to be solved independently. It's good that you were able to focus on that creative project, it means you can still apply yourself. Focus on becoming independent first, and from there your social life and etc. Even if it means slaving away for The Man.

And go the fuck outside. Cold be damned.

Wait. Pepper spray is banned in the uk?

What are pointy sticks banned too?

If you are thought to be carrying it about with intent to use as a weapon then yes, I think they are...

What's next? no closed fists. You might be preparing to hit someone.
The Brits don't need pepper spray with such an abundance of billiard balls and tube socks.

That and Junkenstein's ancestral crowbar.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Mansplaining: Why?
« on: January 03, 2016, 01:37:48 pm »
I don't know if it counts as mansplaining, because whenever I encounter that word my brain goes to a far away place filled with more peaceful things, like famine and earth shattering meteors, but you could always do what I did. Whenever my horse's ass of a supervisor ran his mouth about some invariably dumb and grotesque idea he had, I would wait politely for him to finish then pantomime swinging an enormous mallet and yell "GOOOOOONNNNNG." He stays quieter these days.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Mansplaining: Why?
« on: January 01, 2016, 05:59:35 pm »
I do it because I am a font of wisdom. My benevolence is weaponized. I intake the sands of knowledge and form it into pearls of sagelike splendor. Witness me. I will whisper to you the rightness of ways.

Got up the mountain this morning.  Everyone's still frozen stiff.  Am ordering spacesuits for the crew.

We are down to eating the sled dogs.  If this journal is found, please tell my family that science is a trick on White people, and that the Nation has been laughing at us since 1958.

You really should have armed them with tanks when you had the chance. They may have made it quicker.

In my social circles the only acceptable form of communication is slowly sipping your whiskey and staring grimly into the distance.


Roger I forgot to mention that your defaming my character on facebook directly resulted in me reconnecting with a lovely young lady and I think she and I might be moving things forward so thanks dude.


I dunno man, I saw those photos you put up.

That telescope seeing anyone?

Yeah, you'll be needing that lead. That high up in the clouds, man's liable to float away.



Wow that's really great mana cost for 8 fucking bears.

Discordian Recipes / Re: What Does Everyone Eat for Breakfast?
« on: December 16, 2015, 12:20:23 pm »
Two pieces of toast and a cup of black coffee. I honestly can't get enough of it.

Have you given savory oats a try? There was an oatmeal thread floating around the cooking subforum for a while.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: HELP ME NAME A HUMAN!
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:16:10 am »
Adelaide is a beautiful name. Just don't let anyone call her Addy.

Who has two thumbs and got his dream job?

This guy.
Awesome, what are the details?

Oh this is one of those sad jokes.

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