« on: November 08, 2016, 02:43:34 am »
Did I mention the wedding I went to over the summer had an owl in it?
The idea was for the owl to fly over with the wedding ring. In every single rehearsal, this is exactly what it did.
On the day, it did a 90 degree turn away from where it was supposed to go and at full speed faceplanted itself into a window, before falling on the floor behind the seat of the person two rows in front of me. Because both the bride and the groom and half their friends are vets, we then had a mad crush of people trying to treat the owl, tripping over their dresses or the seats in the rush.
A bear would've been a better option.