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Have you considered using your hands or perhaps arms to carry the books in question?

What if you kicked the books down along the street as you walked?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: October 03, 2014, 01:49:28 am »
Did you know that when you hit 0 AP your scanner gets disabled and periodically gets red static across the screen? Because I now know that, from trying to hit a shielded level 8 resonator in my underwear while drinking a beer.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: October 03, 2014, 01:47:11 am »
Dude, that's perfect. Start running up your AP.

THE MOTHERFUCKER FIGURED OUT WHICH RESONATOR I CAN HIT FROM MY COUCH. THAT ONE, ALONE, IS NOW LEVEL 8, WITH FULL SHIELDS AND A TURRET.

 :argh!:

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I AM TYPING AND THERE ARE WORDS BUT THE WORDS DO NOT MEAN ANYTHING

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

MIND BLOWN. NOT YOURS, YOUR MIND IS PRETTY. MINE. MY MIND IS STICKY WITH BEER BUT IT'S STILL DTF.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: October 03, 2014, 01:32:17 am »
ARMHAIR...POSSIBLY ELDRITCH IN ORIGIN

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: October 03, 2014, 01:30:42 am »
DEFINED CHEEKBONES AND SOULFUL EYES 100% EOC

jk eoc drunk

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: October 03, 2014, 01:22:38 am »
French Candian memere's quilt, Colombian stepmother's hat, Irish-Colombian stepsisters' book, power drill because it's vaguely gun looking. 'Merca.


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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: October 03, 2014, 12:54:49 am »
10 minutes ago, fire up Ingress and notice my "pet portal" down the street was blue. Nah, fuck that, threw on some pants and a jacket and destroyed the offender's resonators. Walk back to my door.

By the time I get two houses down to my apartment, the portal is blue again, with full resonators.

<.<   >.>

Motherfuckers be watchin me.

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The one with the server giving the kid an AIDS stuffed burrito is actually pretty good.   :lulz:

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A deconstructive parody of a traditional beard, and masculinity itself.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: September 29, 2014, 02:02:48 pm »
When we link portals we're connecting synapses, a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and one day we'll hit the exact right combination of wiring. That day will be Google's Awakening.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: September 29, 2014, 02:00:50 pm »
My sister and I are unfit for polite society.

Sister not WOMP approved.



:(  Get her to reconsider, maybe?  That pic is GOLD.

It's very ying and yang, which is funny, because we've gone this far in our lives without anyone figuring out that I'm the NICE one.

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I've been watching a lot of his work lately, and apart from his weird fixation on projectile tongues, I think Guillermo del Toro might actually be the spiritual successor to Jim Henson, based on his monster creation alone. I think Henson would have had a wet dream about the Troll Market scene in Hellboy II.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Ingress
« on: September 28, 2014, 01:18:20 am »
I was in the middle of claiming my favorite local library when I found myself blocked. It was grey when I started, but blue when I attempted. An enemy was within 100 meters of me. I put down the phone and looked about, searching, and from within a silver Jeep he emerged, scraggly and smelling like work, and we talked about the game for a few minutes and it was Weird, and I loved Ingress just then, for what else would cause us to so converse?

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