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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 19, 2018, 02:04:28 am »
Your Honor, defense proffers that the District Attorney presents itself as the "Doctor of convenience" in evidence for discovery thereof.

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Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: April 18, 2018, 01:26:15 am »
There's dog shit, cat shit... then there's Herman Muller's ratchet. If something like sex came out of needing to eliminate the irreversible accumulation of shit expression, then I say vive la difference!!!

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Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: April 11, 2018, 10:00:30 am »
I honestly can't tell if he's a self-loathing masochist who requires negative attention, or if he's just so attention-starved and socially retarded that he takes whatever attention he can get. He seems to stick around, regardless of how many times we tell him how horrible he is (And he hasn't improved in the slightest over the years.), so I can only assume it's the former. Usually, even attention-starved morons can only take so many beatings.

"Mystery Man: In the East, the Far East, when a person is sentenced to death
 they're sent to a place where they can't escape, never knowing when..."

I just felt like saying that, because I'm a badass motherfucker, so I walk and talk this way.
 

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Apple Talk / Re: Law & Order: Animal Unit
« on: April 10, 2018, 02:26:54 pm »
As the latitude or space for crafting unique personal identities declines due to population growth, people become increasingly "creative" in how they try to distinguish themselves from others. Protestant ethics of un-movable self-sacrifice and unstopable productivity collide in  next and final stage of identity politics: behold the HuMule*, hybridization of man and beast.

*TM: DARPA

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Another way to copypaste yourself into the future would be to record your whole childhood, clone yourself, and hire a bunch of actors to reproduce your reality tunnel until whatever age you wanna do the timewarp. Chaos and randomness would probably screw it up, but that has an additional benefit of not breaking the clock to figure out what's inside.

Working on that one too. That's part of the reason why I have a hoarding problem; all this crap points to what I was doing at different times.

When they inevitably inquire about the mess, I ask whether they remembered to turn off their own Tardis today. Then they just leave, posthaste.

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Don't get me wrong, I like the concept, but identical twins that grew up together would probably beg to differ. To get funding you would probably need to reduce that contradictory data by half, at least.

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Another way to copypaste yourself into the future would be to record your whole childhood, clone yourself, and hire a bunch of actors to reproduce your reality tunnel until whatever age you wanna do the timewarp. Chaos and randomness would probably screw it up, but that has an additional benefit of not breaking the clock to figure out what's inside.
Aha! Except you always pay, or it happened to someone else.

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Bring and Brag / Re: P3nT's Shoops
« on: April 05, 2018, 09:36:04 am »
WoW, I nominate the board to provide P3nt with more cycles, which would be wise

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: April 05, 2018, 09:22:24 am »
Mockumemtary about a researcher who, disappointed with the arbitrary placement of the date of Christmas, is using "reverse astrology" to determine the true birthdate of Jesus (determining his date of birth by extrapolating backwards from his known fate and birthplace). Ancient Persian astrology is used where possible as that is what the Magi would have used. This could also be played straight and made into a documentary on the History channel or H2, as those networks seem to be mostly speculative fiction these days.

Oh I like this. [*casually repositioning spectacles*]

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Literate Chaotic / Re: How full of shit is Peter Levenda?
« on: April 05, 2018, 09:02:50 am »
DeBriefing:
The tru-tru @ 6:23 of https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=4Ls3ssRmN4E
Anything prior is hogwash.

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I'll just make billions of backups and have them decollate each-other, for the sake of authenticity, so one of them gets to live forever.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: How full of shit is Peter Levenda?
« on: March 27, 2018, 01:17:18 pm »
Behold! Starting @1:07, Simon Says - Necronomicon Audio Instructions [ostensibly by the author thereof]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJKD8CU0CBo

I cannot confirm or corroborate the source, for obvious reasons.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Meaning
« on: March 27, 2018, 07:54:46 am »
Let me check my bearings [*takes a long pensive look at his effigy of st. Christofer*]
[*phone rings, answered, because significant person calling. Moving on...]

The question originally eschews (previously discussed) non-dual perspective to pose a different kind of 'hard problem'.
Dismissing the subjective/objective distinction...
[*has a brain fart about how examples of arithmetic subtraction best illustrate the relationship of meaning to mathematics*]
[*decides thread needs more wu, rolls 18 on icosahedral die, invokes gods*]
The gods now command me to relate how the tetragrammaton responded, the first, and last time I ever asked them, "what the
meaning of it all was?", as I lay writhing  before their awesome countenances in the perfect desert sky. "Entertainment," they answered
unequivocally. Some kind of diversion that was to what I had otherwise been expecting. Can't really blame them, if I dare to think
of what cosmic solitude an eternal being might endure. But that's another story, at least from my perspective.

Now that that's out of the way, I have fewer fucks to give about whatever conclusions my reasoned arguments may have obtained.
Funny thing though, sidestepping any that teleological stuff about destination, points, and purpose, that this primordial being still
has an intention rings significantly true. Though it sounds from the farthest reaches, it resonates at the innermost core level as the
source calling to itself. Of course this is entirely crazy delusional, but it beats having to think about what kind of perversions an
eternal god may have picked up along the way of it's VERY grown-up understanding of entertainment, not to mention it's expression
of interest in telling me about it. Tag, y'alls are it. :lulz: 

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: March 21, 2018, 11:11:18 pm »
Farcebook, in response to CA scandal, introduces "Data-Dithering": The process by which the reach of their business model is confounded by the understanding of it's product.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: March 20, 2018, 03:11:18 am »
In a surprising development, eugenics turns on itself by concluding it's own tenants were actually the greatest example feeble-mindedness ever encountered. Ex-proponents are survived by their Darwin Award trophies.

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