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Propaganda Depository / Re: From DEFCON 23
« on: August 31, 2015, 07:15:59 am »
Wait, don't tell me...  I missed the skyline party...


Orson Welles - Green Giant, Findus and More - Out-takes (been loving this)

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:13:14 am »
Alien abductions are revealed to be part of MilAb's rouge operations unit.  Disillusioned with the extent to which state of the art R&D was restricted or delayed access/release by/to civilian population, these rouges decide to do something about it.

Technology that could save lives was going to waste and their team was not in any position to postpone an opportunity to upcycle their somewhat questionable ethical standards.

So they steal a Medical Response Vehicle with RC unit that can move in both delta and upsilon directions.  Developed to outflank any strategic possibility of interfering with the process of repairing soldiere in the field, its robotic arms can perform all kinds of operations/upgrades without having to cleave through armor, flesh, or anything, for that matter.  It's dirty work done clean.

The lack of surgical trauma confuses the "victims" of these operations, both comedically and also conveniently confused as alien abductions.

Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: August 30, 2015, 10:59:34 am »
None shall emphasize in July.

Is that a subpoena, or is it getting hot in here?

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: August 30, 2015, 10:20:21 am »
Puppet Masters from the Fourth Dimension are granted a foothold on earth when a  land prospector accidentally opens a portal to our world by micturating on some quartz during routine inspection of a vacant lot.  Chaotic exavatioms ensue as the Masters grow their influence on earthlings in a manner directly proportional to the volume of dirt they can displace.

The problem is that there is no thetically absolute measure for this movement, meaning that the Masters can continue transporting a numerically identical plot from point A to point B, and back again, while continuing to accumulate power ad infinitum.  The thing is that the extent of their efficacy is duplicitously tragic.

Bring and Brag / Re: As of tonight...
« on: August 10, 2015, 09:23:26 am »
I also liked this one very much!

Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Wait, what's wrong with circumincession?

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