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So it seems they might be working an intern too hard.  I figure management must have concluded  his youth would permit him pull an all-nighter, or two?  Not really.  He just now repeatedly confused a series of teleconference calls for "voices in his head".  Like he admitted it, during the meeting, twice:lulz:
 
The audacity of kids these days, to even consider betraying such a lack [of] recognisance.  Granted, perhaps the incorporeal floating heads above the board table were partially to blame, however this should be no excuse to indulge a dangerous break in corporate circumspection and/or vigilance, I think.  My guess is that he'll immediatly get the death sentence and serve the remainder of his foreshortened life on draconian furlough, pending the effort and gratitude he expresses during his tenure as a competent and obedient little slave.

I think I'll float that to the marketing team as an idea for their next campaign.  I clearly have no business wasting my talents in HR.  Restocking canon fodder is simply not for me.  I mean, at work, I think everyone sees me eventually running the company.  And I can always fall back on National Geographic, marine biology, and corrupting the Peace Core.  Lastly, it just occurred to me how my favorite color has always been blue, so, like, maybe everyone at work should respect that and kindly choose another color, because I saw it first.  (coincidentally, the intern had worn blue for two days, consecutively)

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I think I am starting to understand this.  My tendency is generally toward non-confrontation, though, some seems not only to provide an edifying public service, it also has a somewhat stimulating effect; safer than snakebite.  Now that I have professed to understand the phenomenon, I may just need to research it a little further.  Reminds me of trawling, only fun.:lulz:

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Fuck the Aztecs, and the Mayans. Seriously fuck those savages. Sick and tired of you white liberal hippies trying to repaint them as noble savages before colonialism. The Aztecs in general were serious about having a good time paying blood tribute to the Corn God. Unlike those sissy Norse Gods Neo-Pagans won't shut the fuck about.
If it was up to me the majority of you privileged fucks would have had your heart fed to me already just because. In fact the only thing that would have killed me would have been either been a snake,jaguar,tainted water, or my brother because I took the big piece of chicken.
So come Easter start praying that I don't reincarnate into my final form. It's been forever since anyone has paid tribute to the Bear God, and I'm fucking pissed. It's ok I'm spraying Autism all over the Texas sky as Divine Wrath.
Good day jackasses good day.
Also somewhat how we all had been feeling yonder on this here left coast for some past three days or so.  I blame the incursion of gnostic deportificated [TM] [C] splinter cells, indeed, I do.

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I don't suppose anyone knows more about those square clouds? My google fu failed me.

It's the result of square fields / bodies of water. Structures on the ground that have a strong difference in temperature absorbtion rates can, under certain circumstances, have corresponding effects on cloud formation.

Wow, that's crazy.  I would have thought that a steep temperature gradient resulted in more turbulent distributions?

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Damn delinquents with their hippety-hoppety extinguishers, for Pete's sake!  This is how you do it (hint, outside...):


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I've been saying for years, the people making the decisions have no idea how the technology works that they're making decisions about. I can see this because IT is my field but now I'm wondering if this disparity is across the board. Would certainly explain a hell of a lot  :horrormirth:
I hate to say it might be a trend.  It is easier to manipulate a person that is insecure about their competence because they generally need to be told what to do.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:02:33 pm »
What's the difference between a Satanist and a Luciferian?

Mostly how comfortable you are with a tie.

Thank you for being so... discerning :lulz:

I do live for the subtletease.
I try to relegate them knot.
I'm (k)not known as slow to tie one on. #actuallydrunkatthetime

Gosh you're much more fun than the psych ward Lucifer I met that one time... uhm @ bandcamp. All I remember of the encounter is that he could shoot a fair game of billiards and was otherwise not too terribly fun.
He made QUITE an impression on me but otherwise damn if I can remember what we talked about in particular.
I remember joking quite a bit some of it very mean, after my fashion. I remember it took him a while to loosen up socially despite that he had gone out of his way to invite me to play with him in the rec room.

I'm not comfortable with the memory gap but hey, it was bandcamp and there were drugs heavily involved for most of us.

How's that for a philosophy joke?

If you meet the local Lucifer but don't remember the conversation did you really take your pills that day? Were they really yours before you took them? Is it wrong to tease about Socrates' drinking problem and lifelong question habit? Is four questions too many? Is there REALLY a five?


Mmmmm... it's name is Java Lava from a local craft brewery and I  love  it!

Sounds about right.  IIRC, during the game I went to get some cash round the bar and then accidentally hit my knee cutting back to the pool table.  Hurt like hell and I was trying to play it cool.  But, there I go, playing devil's advocate again. Very hazy. I think the event spawned all kinds of mayhem when I introduced myself as "Legion" to the peg-legged Pirate that I had mistaken for the owner of that fine establishment.  The rest is all liability.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« on: February 06, 2015, 02:06:15 am »
What's the difference between a Satanist and a Luciferian?

Mostly how comfortable you are with a tie.

Thank you for being so... discerning :lulz:

I do live for the subtletease.
I try to relegate them knot.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« on: February 04, 2015, 08:04:12 pm »
What's the difference between a Satanist and a Luciferian?

Mostly how comfortable you are with a tie.

Thank you for being so... discerning :lulz:

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Principia Discussion / Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:04:59 pm »
Eight priests were going to the French Riviera on vacation and decided that they would make this a real adventure by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. That would be easy because the Riviera is clothing optional. So as soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really big, outrageous, cool sunglasses.

The next morning, the priests went to the beach wearing only sun block, the sunglasses and a smile.  They were sitting on beach chairs enjoying a drink, when a drop dead gorgeous blonde, obviously natural, came walking straight toward them with her breasts swinging like church bells.

They couldn't help but stare and then she smiled and said, "Good morning Father, good morning Father..." nodding and addressing each one of them individually, then passed on by. They were stunned -- how in the world did she recognise all of them as priests?

The next day they went back to the store to buy huge outrageous hats to complete the disguise. Again they settled on the beach, in their chairs, drinks in hand, to enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing only a sun hat this time, came walking toward them again.

She approached them and greeted them individually, "Good morning, Father, good morning Father..." and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady. Yes we are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?!"
"Oh, Father, don't you recognise me? I'm Sister Angela."

[Ed.  Format paragraphs]

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I did a live music ("music") thing this weekend. One of the gigs were recorded. https://mariushuseby.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-bl-grotte-fredrikstad
Sounds awesome - really enjoy the mechanical/steam engine to electronic circuit transforms.  And the sigil artwork too :)

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:20:02 pm »
- A modern transhumanist retelling of Metropolis couched heavily in Janelle Monae albums

A postmodern posthumanist retelling of Transmetropolitan couched heavily in Macintosh Plus albums.
:lulz: :lulz:

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