100% guaranteed to help you not lose your shit if you also apply for a permit to own the optional Smorgerboar toilet lid (instagram enabled)of course. But the DöcktörH˙˙l toilet seat......
I've heard that this toilet seat actually pushes your stool back up your body and out the other end.
By any exit necessary.
Quite efficient, but not as fun as a bidet.
True. It is also furry. And quite possibly alive.