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Ty Telarus:  I finally got that to work!

Aneristic Illusions / Re: OK, so this is odd
« on: October 10, 2014, 05:56:19 pm »

A. Kim Jong-Un died unexpectedly in an embarrassing fashion, and his handlers haven't figured out how to present it or to replace him.

B. Kim Jong-Un has become suddenly politically inconvenient to his handlers, and they're keeping him locked up, kinda like the Westboros did with their founder in his last weeks before he died.

C. K-J went skiing with his Swiss friends and broke his femur.  It was close to a growth plate, and the wheelchair, though temporary, is not the kind of accessory he can rock to the press.

hey butts

I've already posted here before, but I suppose I should formally introduce myself.

I'm nonheroick. Job title says Chaos Magician but I'm guessing its somewhere between telling lies and making art.
What I says tends to be short and sweet. I can't tell the difference between sarcasm and seriousness, but that's okay, because even if I could I would (/not) take it all seriously anyways.

Title scene to _ the call-girl of chutlu_ seems promising.

Bring and Brag / Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« on: October 07, 2014, 06:15:07 pm »
This thread is awesome (no pun intended (I always wanted to say that))!

I didn't "get into" patient records, no.  :muah:

Sombrero Trick

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: October 06, 2014, 07:09:16 pm »
Great job, each and every one.  Please remember to pick up your W2's on the way out.  Thank you, stay safe.

Just volleyed a fly on the upswing and then smashed it with my sword brush.  Ippon!

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Hi's Mus Sc
« on: October 05, 2014, 09:25:15 am »
...  We want them to be!

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: October 05, 2014, 09:12:44 am »
Yes, possibly.  So long as it can be justified by existing law.

Oh god.  Scalia's roleplaying a Lawful Evil judge, with no consideration of the nuances of the alignment.  This theory makes way too much sense.

It does. And it's creeping me out.

Technically this makes Obama his DM.  It's his responsibility to get his party into line.  Or at least arrange a really dangerous dungeon legal case for Scalia to work on.

I don't know how much DM experience Obama has... maybe someone should suggest this to him.
Scalia vs. 9th (Re)Version of ConStitution, amen.  fight!

I got, like, filthy Sub-Surface-Scatteing.

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