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Is that a subpoena, or is it getting hot in here?

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: August 30, 2015, 10:20:21 am »
Puppet Masters from the Fourth Dimension are granted a foothold on earth when a  land prospector accidentally opens a portal to our world by micturating on some quartz during routine inspection of a vacant lot.  Chaotic exavatioms ensue as the Masters grow their influence on earthlings in a manner directly proportional to the volume of dirt they can displace.

The problem is that there is no thetically absolute measure for this movement, meaning that the Masters can continue transporting a numerically identical plot from point A to point B, and back again, while continuing to accumulate power ad infinitum.  The thing is that the extent of their efficacy is duplicitously tragic.

Bring and Brag / Re: As of tonight...
« on: August 10, 2015, 09:23:26 am »
I also liked this one very much!

Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Wait, what's wrong with circumincession?

Bring and Brag / Re: WEIRDOVERSE
« on: July 31, 2015, 01:09:31 am »
Is there a reason I'm thinking I may have also caught the style elsewhere, a feature, perhaps, about a parallel world in which science is understood as magic?  Forgive me in advance if I'm wrong about this, I have been known to sometimes take liberties with the connections I draw.  That, and/or the Don Draper thing made me do it :lulz:

People keep telling me how things do and do not work in the "real world".
I keep insisting that the real world works 100% of the time, that there is nothing in the real world which doesn't work exactly like it's supposed to.
It's the "real world" that doesn't work in the real world according to its own standards, proving that the real world works just fine.
I've spent so much time alone with only myself to keep me company, that I often find myself talking to myself to others.
I suspect I may be one of the few people who are aware that we only ever open our mouths to hear ourselves speak.
There is one thing of which I am certain; I'm definitely the only one listening.
A falsehood which preserves order is clearly preferable to a truth which permits chaos.
The Argument from Paradoxical Paradoxes:
God exists.
Now that this is out of the way, we have to define what we mean by "God".
If God is defined as omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, there are a number of logical paradoxes that can only be resolved by God using his creation as a proxy to accomplish them.
"If God is omnipotent, can God create a rock that is so heavy he cannot lift it?"
Yes. Observe.
*walks up to a giant boulder and fails to lift it*
"If God is omniscient, can God know the experience of ignorance?"
I don't know. Or... Yes... Wait... Is this a trick question?
"If God is omnipresent, can he get lost?"
I'm not going to demonstrate this one, because I'd have to find my way back.
"Can God defy logic?"
Jesus is my lord and savior.
Clearly, God's creation is an inevitable manifestation of God's abilities.
There is one paradox, however, that is unresolved...
"Can God not exist?"

Therefore, God exists.
Hi there!  Welcome, and I hope you find Eris' Omnibenevolence less indifferent than previous suitors :)

... And then I thought about toys, for children :horrormirth:

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