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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: April 05, 2018, 09:22:24 am »
Mockumemtary about a researcher who, disappointed with the arbitrary placement of the date of Christmas, is using "reverse astrology" to determine the true birthdate of Jesus (determining his date of birth by extrapolating backwards from his known fate and birthplace). Ancient Persian astrology is used where possible as that is what the Magi would have used. This could also be played straight and made into a documentary on the History channel or H2, as those networks seem to be mostly speculative fiction these days.

Oh I like this. [*casually repositioning spectacles*]

Literate Chaotic / Re: How full of shit is Peter Levenda?
« on: April 05, 2018, 09:02:50 am »
The tru-tru @ 6:23 of
Anything prior is hogwash.

I'll just make billions of backups and have them decollate each-other, for the sake of authenticity, so one of them gets to live forever.

Literate Chaotic / Re: How full of shit is Peter Levenda?
« on: March 27, 2018, 01:17:18 pm »
Behold! Starting @1:07, Simon Says - Necronomicon Audio Instructions [ostensibly by the author thereof]

I cannot confirm or corroborate the source, for obvious reasons.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Meaning
« on: March 27, 2018, 07:54:46 am »
Let me check my bearings [*takes a long pensive look at his effigy of st. Christofer*]
[*phone rings, answered, because significant person calling. Moving on...]

The question originally eschews (previously discussed) non-dual perspective to pose a different kind of 'hard problem'.
Dismissing the subjective/objective distinction...
[*has a brain fart about how examples of arithmetic subtraction best illustrate the relationship of meaning to mathematics*]
[*decides thread needs more wu, rolls 18 on icosahedral die, invokes gods*]
The gods now command me to relate how the tetragrammaton responded, the first, and last time I ever asked them, "what the
meaning of it all was?", as I lay writhing  before their awesome countenances in the perfect desert sky. "Entertainment," they answered
unequivocally. Some kind of diversion that was to what I had otherwise been expecting. Can't really blame them, if I dare to think
of what cosmic solitude an eternal being might endure. But that's another story, at least from my perspective.

Now that that's out of the way, I have fewer fucks to give about whatever conclusions my reasoned arguments may have obtained.
Funny thing though, sidestepping any that teleological stuff about destination, points, and purpose, that this primordial being still
has an intention rings significantly true. Though it sounds from the farthest reaches, it resonates at the innermost core level as the
source calling to itself. Of course this is entirely crazy delusional, but it beats having to think about what kind of perversions an
eternal god may have picked up along the way of it's VERY grown-up understanding of entertainment, not to mention it's expression
of interest in telling me about it. Tag, y'alls are it. :lulz: 

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: March 21, 2018, 11:11:18 pm »
Farcebook, in response to CA scandal, introduces "Data-Dithering": The process by which the reach of their business model is confounded by the understanding of it's product.

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: March 20, 2018, 03:11:18 am »
In a surprising development, eugenics turns on itself by concluding it's own tenants were actually the greatest example feeble-mindedness ever encountered. Ex-proponents are survived by their Darwin Award trophies.

Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: March 10, 2018, 02:39:48 pm »
Your concern belongs to us.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: March 10, 2018, 01:00:31 pm »

Does this ring a bell, anyone? Taken today, on a bus, in Budapest. Roughly palm-size.

Cool. Maybe a free party flyer, IDK. Made me think of of a fever ray mix:

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: March 09, 2018, 01:30:12 am »
Tongue in check mockumentary about the origins of Alexa and the marketing exodus that occurred over branding concerns because the product name was changed from iAlexa, which supposedly was too close to Alexia, a condition they pretended to avoid.

Apple Talk / Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« on: February 16, 2018, 08:12:16 am »
*clap*. *clap* [as is typical to indicate class is in session]

Bring and Brag / Re: General Washington
« on: February 16, 2018, 12:54:25 am »

Just turned in the last of my illustrations for the new editions of RAW's Historical Illuminatus Chronicles, wherein I was thoroughly in my bag  :fnord: :fnord: :fnord:

Always luvin the thread - congrats on the Chronicles - and thank you for sharing this bit of process

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 12, 2018, 09:55:05 pm »
The flu is terrible this year, sweating bullets like a sour-milk foam cannon up in here. Had kind of forgotten what it meant to be this sick, maybe next year I'll take the shots (note to self)

Apple Talk / Re: I just realized something.
« on: February 11, 2018, 08:23:53 am »
Develop and deploy, I suppose. Makes me wish that we had instead "painted the second coming of Christ over the island of Cuba."

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: February 11, 2018, 03:45:16 am »
It fills me with confidence that he'd still be allowed to read them in the first place.

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