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Messages - LMNO, PhD (life continues)

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Um, yeah.

That's a parody group.  Interesting though, that I've not been invited, while my posts are being used.

Well, that's just rude.


Oh, wait.  That's Tumblr.


Wait, they're talking about cologne?

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Aya
« on: Yesterday at 01:39:50 pm »
I haven't tried it, but I also felt light-headed and threw up, and everything looked over-saturated.

Turned out, I had food poisoning.

Or Kill Me / Re: I Forgot Why I Wrote this
« on: Yesterday at 12:33:09 pm »

Oh fuck I just realized my yahoo mail account is 20 years old.

Shit starts to go by real REAL fast.


The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: Yesterday at 12:28:46 pm »
I think my pants just shrank.

he is not out there to "serve and protect" (I have never heard of a police department that has that in their charter, no matter what they stencil on their squadcars)

Well, they don't really say what they may be serving and protecting...

Attn, NLDM:

You need to stop talking now. 

Take a break, have a coffee or a beer, and then slowly read this thread again, as if you were seeing it for the first time.

Hopefully, you will realize (just as many of us have) that you are acting like a complete tool.

Although, if you want to keep digging, we can help:

What's the problem? It's just Vegetarian Ham chicken. Tastes like pork, made from turkey.

Makes sense; turkeys are basically vegetables.

These kinds of posts are why I can never leave PD.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Principia Discussion / Re: Me and my questions
« on: Yesterday at 12:09:11 pm »
Thanks everyone, this really helped. Especially the runes. Really deepened my insight into the matter.

This seems like a great community and I'm looking forward to hanging around here more often, searching for explanations and true discordianism, apparently never finding it.  :)

Fuck that.  And fuck enlightenment.  I'm just trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.  Until I get past that, I can't be BOTHERED with Greater Truths™.

Yeah, why would you die with a leather helmet on your head? You could die wearing anything on your head. ANYTHING! The possibilities are endless. Samurai helmets, top hats, porcupines... whatever suits you best while your doing your hardest to increase entropy on an American Battleship.

The only way to increase entropy is to increase organization.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.


Principia Discussion / Re: Introduction/Flaxscript Idea
« on: Yesterday at 12:08:30 pm »
I found something small wrapped in tinfoil in the freezer, so I ate it.

And that was the last anyone heard from Nigel.

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