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Hell yeah.

I'm working on developing this massive software work management project, and the amount of senior-level people blindly directing the production side to do whatever their latest "business guru" book tells them to do, regardless of the context, is predictable, and yet also disheartening.

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What positive connotations of excrement are there for the presentation of their theses to possess?

I am aware of no positive connotations related to excrement, aside from the release of pressure associated with its extrusion.


You've never heard praise in the form of, "That's the shit, yo!"

I think the literal translation might be closer to "That shit's cray-cray!"

             Indeed.
                     \
 :snob:

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Someone's got a case of the HoliesTM.

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: HOLY NONSENSE
« on: July 24, 2017, 01:06:02 pm »

Is this going to be available on Lulu or somewhere as well? I would like to show my appreciation via money.

EDIT: and I want to send copies to friends/family/enemies but I don't want to print off a bazillion pages by myself.

I believe she has a Patreon page.

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You know who does take security seriously?  Hungarian border guards.  Especially when they break the law by detaining EU citizens at the border for over an hour.  Namely, me.

Maybe you look like a person of interest?

:lmnuendo:

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Verily, the words of the non-prophets are scribbled on the bathroom walls of the sub-universe.


Or something like that.

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Is it not written in the Chao te Ching, "a nice tie opens many doors"?

Yes, it is. Chapter 27.

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Copied from previous Open Bar, didn't see this shiny new one:

I've been reading stories of complex social engineering schemes that pentesters and criminals have used to compromise entire corporate networks, and I've just been thinking about how no complexity or effort would even be required to compromise my company's entire network (And all the networks and companies we support). Literally no one would question a single person walking right into our building, and walking up to any computer left open and alone, and breaking into it using publicly available, no-hardware-required Windows 7 boot-time exploits, and installing whatever list of malware they desired.

It's disturbing, actually. Considering we support several of the largest Fortune 500 companies, you'd think we'd spend a little more effort on security.

Oh yeah, I forgot, we have these nice, security badges. Good thing no one can get one at the security desk just by asking for one and providing information that is publicly available. Nope, not at all...

My Google Fu is failing me, but I recall a story about a hacking challenge, where the IT security guy was boasting how strong their firewalls, etc were, and dared a certain hacker to try and get access to a particular server.  So, the hacker dressed up as maintenance, walked through the front door unquestioned, went to the server field, unplugged it, and walked out with it under his arm.

Like I said, I can't attest to its veracity because I can't find the link, but it sounds true.

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I think they made a musical about that, right?

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I just realized this fucked my food blog, regardless that I haven't updated it in months.

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Have fun storming the castle!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: July 14, 2017, 01:06:16 pm »
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/report-gop-operative-cited-flynn-clinton-emails-suicide

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a suicide note, according to the report, in which he said there was “NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER” involved in his death.


Man, assassins are getting lazy these days.

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What positive connotations of excrement are there for the presentation of their theses to possess?

I am aware of no positive connotations related to excrement, aside from the release of pressure associated with its extrusion.


You've never heard praise in the form of, "That's the shit, yo!"

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I suggest going in a direction counter to the media feeding frenzy (Trump/Russia/DPRK/et al), and writing about a much overlooked situation crucial to current events that will have a greater impact in the long run.


I have no idea what that would be, which is why I'm not you.

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