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Apple Zone / Re: Some business advice needed.
« on: Today at 07:42:12 pm »
No. People I know with businesses who have worked with Groupon unanimously think it sucks, and is more effort than benefit.
News:
That's okay, I know how to turn my washing machine into a centrifuge if need be.
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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...
« on: Today at 06:04:41 pm »
YARGANARGANARG.
Every day, they take pieces of you. Bits of your rage, bits of your anger. Bits of your patience. Bits and bits and bits.
You're not being worn down, your being CHIPPED AWAY. Removing both your defenses, and your OFFENCES. Shaping you into shapelessness. Hacking off antennae, radar, sensors, receptors. Chopping off your pointing stick, your bludgeon hammer, slicing the lips off your yap machine1.
Till all you are is a formless mass, unable to move, to respond, to act in any way. Just sitting there, enduring. And when you endure for long enough, you begin to accept. And when you accept, you anticipate; and when you anticipate you become eager,and when you become eager, you fall in love.
And so there you are, in love with that which has ruined you.
1They leave your eyes, though, so you can watch TeeVee. And they leave you a single finger, because F5.
Every day, they take pieces of you. Bits of your rage, bits of your anger. Bits of your patience. Bits and bits and bits.
You're not being worn down, your being CHIPPED AWAY. Removing both your defenses, and your OFFENCES. Shaping you into shapelessness. Hacking off antennae, radar, sensors, receptors. Chopping off your pointing stick, your bludgeon hammer, slicing the lips off your yap machine1.
Till all you are is a formless mass, unable to move, to respond, to act in any way. Just sitting there, enduring. And when you endure for long enough, you begin to accept. And when you accept, you anticipate; and when you anticipate you become eager,and when you become eager, you fall in love.
And so there you are, in love with that which has ruined you.
1They leave your eyes, though, so you can watch TeeVee. And they leave you a single finger, because F5.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: Today at 05:41:55 pm »
I'd estimate 10 - 15. It got pretty goddamn prolific at the end.
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Bring and Brag / Re: More Spider Music from the Spider Project
« on: Today at 05:11:37 pm »
Holy crap, it's really been over a fucking year?
What the hell happened?
What the hell happened?
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: Today at 05:10:55 pm »
Ok, after an extremely long haitus, there's another Spider Music Track.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,27418.msg1263030.html#msg1263030
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,27418.msg1263030.html#msg1263030
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Bring and Brag / Re: More Spider Music from the Spider Project
« on: Today at 05:09:54 pm »
Wow. It's been a really long time since I updated this.
However, thanks to my friends at Winter Hill Death Cult, we have another Spiders track, written by Cainad.
http://www.reverbnation.com/thespiderproject/song/17375369-spider-rant-15-cainad-crawls-out
Hopefully, this will be motivation to get rest of these finished.
However, thanks to my friend
http://www.reverbnation.com/thespiderproject/song/17375369-spider-rant-15-cainad-crawls-out
Hopefully, this will be motivation to get rest of these finished.
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Apple Zone / Re: Support Group
« on: Yesterday at 04:18:22 pm »
I don't even belong in the group!
Stupid court-ordered counseling...
Stupid court-ordered counseling...
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Apple Zone / Re: Little Orange Breaks Bad
« on: Yesterday at 04:00:15 pm »
Oh shit.
I seem to be saying that a lot with this story.
I seem to be saying that a lot with this story.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: Yesterday at 04:56:28 am »
And yet, I find myself masturbating.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 18, 2013, 03:41:20 pm »
So, went from the gay bar to the goth club, where LMNO performed the sacred ritual of "40-year-old guy loses his shit to 'So What' by Ministry."
It's ok, because there were quite a lot of other 40-year-olds there, too.
It's ok, because there were quite a lot of other 40-year-olds there, too.
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Apple Zone / Re: I fucking hate you.
« on: May 18, 2013, 07:41:54 am »
True, that's a hell of an apple.
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Apple Zone / Re: How to Win Enemies and Influence People
« on: May 18, 2013, 07:33:05 am »
ThAts cool, how did you read it?
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Apple Zone / Re: How to Win Enemies and Influence People
« on: May 18, 2013, 12:21:44 am »Your direct influence has helped take a little bit of ugliness out of the world, because you decided to give a shit about human life and put in the work to help preserve it.
Think of all those people who cannot give a shit in Bangladesh. Give generously.
I'm not sure, but that smells like a dick move on your part, right there.