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Yeah! It's a practical living guide in a way that the PD never quite touches on. PLUS it's not selling you a spammy religion, but something like a real "fellowship with Discordia" perhaps.

Dude, I'm right here.

There is an unintended consequence of a massive vindaloo buildup that could lead to a catastrophic sewer meltdown. And Mitch McConnel ain't gonna be able to walk this one back.

My wife and I are travelling to Italy for two weeks, leaving tonight!

So excited.

I like these. You've hit on some pretty accurate side effects of Discordia and/or PD.

I particularly liked:

Now I try my best to look straight edged, so that nobody looks at me...

as that is a lesson that I definitely also have picked up from various postings here.

Quote from: CTC, Ch30
If you're going to do some Covert Ops in the name of Discordia,
keep your head down, and Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut.
A mowhawk is as good as a target during Police Action.

The wise spags toss a wrench into the Machine™,
and then walk away.
They strike against Authority, but don't put it on the Internet.
They subvert the paradigm, but don't stick around to watch.
They mindfuck the people, but don't pat themselves on the back.

If two people know a thing, it is not a secret.
Getting away with it means staying away from it.

Shit, man. Why do the good jobs have to be nestled in horribleness?

They don't READ them, of course. They get an inaccurate plot summary, and ban it based on that.

I guess human sacrifice could be seen as "occult"?

Taking bets on which news team is going to call Hannity first.

Trump's going to gish gallop his way to victory.  The journos will call it for Hillary but the public polls will say otherwise.  And it'll be hard to tell whether that's the public eating it up, or /pol/ and The_Donald brigading the shit out of every online poll in sight.

Yeah, I'm probably gonna watch Saints/Falcons, instead.

Who's got the betting pool on tonight's debate?

I have one theory. Trump will do a classic sitcom bit: Hillary will describe a policy position, and then Trump will immediately parrot it, then take credit.  Since apparently the moderators are prevented from correcting anyone, Hillary will be forced to complain that Trump stole her idea, which he'll deny, then lie about her stealing [/i] his[/i] idea, because they're so great.  And then he gets elected.

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: September 26, 2016, 01:36:15 am »
Amazingly, I have one.

A time-travel adventure series, a la Quantum Leap, but a team. They have to go back in time and "fix" events to make them align with the current universe, which has been determined to difinitively be in the class of best of all possible universes.

The twist: Every event they have to "fix" are tragedies and horrors. They have to blow up the Hindenberg. They have to kill Lincoln. They have to save Hitler's life. They have to initiate the abuse at the Iraqi prisons.

Eventually, one of the team starts to wonder about the morality of sacrificing the past for the benefit of the future, and begins to sabotage missions. Another narrative thread begins when the viewers start to see what the botched missions change.

Guys!  I just learned the NRA was the reason why the North ended the war and stopped slavery!   :lulz:

what the what

Oh, right.

Who's got a properly snarky rebuttal on this?

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