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So, the match was...

It was shite.  Entirely B-team, so much so that they rubbed it in our faces when the stars walked out to midfield during halftime.  It was a meaningless friendly, so there was nothing at stake, and it was essentially a scrimmage.  None of the fans knew the chants or songs (for fuck's sake, it was on a goddamn Pink Floyd album, and you still don't know it?), and there wasn't even a hint of violence. 

On the other hand, there was plenty of beer, and Roma's winning goal went directly through Liverpool's legs in a classic "what the WHAT?" moment. 

Basically, it was the entire reason soccer hasn't really caught on in the US, in that if the players don't care, neither will the crowd.  At least the tickets were cheap.

No way, Delcon is my favorite current PD troll.

I find Delcon hilarious. I think it's because he hits all the troll tropes, but he hits them just a little over the top so it comes off like he's running a satire of trolling.

OK, I see what you mean.  I'm learning to love the bomb Delcon.

So, for those of you looking to synergize your core competencies while leveraging mission critical turnkey solutions to do a solve, Weird Al has the song for you.


Please keep in mind that this match is in the USA, and neither team is Irish.  Also note that tickets are apparently still available, and Fenway only seats about 37,500 people.  And I think some of the seats are blocked off.

So.  A country and a city that doesn't give a shit about "soccer" 3.9 out of 4 years, and no faux-national pride teams playing.  On a Wednesday.  In July.

Yeah, the pitch is laid out all wonky.

Helpful facts:

Liverpool fans love the Murdoch Media. Build rapport with them by mentioning your love for "The Sun".

That's it really. Everything else I've got isn't as much fact as defamation.

Go Roma.

Discordian Recipes / Re: Vote on this weekend's special!
« on: Yesterday at 12:14:55 pm »
I'm a fan of both Halibut and scapes, and while I like periwinkles, I personally tend to avoid burre blanc and fish.  You probably have a way of cutting though the heaviness, though.

So, I'm seeing Liverpool v AS Roma tonight.

Anything special I need to know about either of these teams? 

I guess I'll head on over to Myspace and see if there's anything going on there. *Crickets*

Please start spamming NSFW images, so we can ban you.

RPG Ghetto / Re: Mistborn
« on: July 22, 2014, 12:51:49 pm »
Especially if that word is "poop".

No comment on your posts, it's just that "poop" is a highly entertaining word.

Depression is not low self esteem.

Yes, brilliant.

Do you know how the two are diagnosed?

Simple self esteem questionnaire:

Simple depression questionnaire:

If you can not see the similarities, please let me know and I will be more explicit with my condescension and sarcastic remarks.

If you actually think mental issues are diagnosed using short questionnaires, please let me know and I will be more explicit with my condescension and sarcastic remarks.

I believe that in the Industry, this is known as "win-win".

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