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Now the next issue:  Do you confront and break up, or do you fade?

Literate Chaotic / Re: Dark Side of Discord
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:36:27 am »
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Eris has spoken to me. She is tired of her religion being portrayed as a joke, or as something that appeals to weak, intellectual liberal douche bags. She wants me to remind the world that DISCORD is not nice. That CHAOS is not progressivism. That CONFUSION is not enlightenment. That BEUROCRACY is not “social justice.” And, lastly, that AFTERMATH is approaching. The Dark Discordian encourages DISCORD by trolling both sides of an argument. Having a set of beliefs makes a person a fool. Having a side in an argument makes a person a pawn. The Dark Discordian is above the simple games of most debate. Left/Right politics is nothing more than a way to create more Discord. Male/Female politics is nothing more than a way to spread more Discord. The Dark Discordian takes neither blue nor red pill, because The Dark Discordian has already taken the BLACK PILL. The Dark Discordian sews seeds of CHAOS by encouraging the forces of entropy. Believing in a utopia is mental illness. Having hope for the human race is stupidity. Seeing humans as nothing more than a parasite and entertainment is blindness. All systems will break down. All relationships will crumble. The Dark Discordian takes great amusement in this harsh truth. The Dark Discordian spreads CONFUSION instead of logic. Lies and slander are tools to be sharpened. Rumors and conspiracy theories encouraged. The more everyone is afraid and untrusting the better life is for the Dark Discordian. This is not LOLSORANDUMB, this is intentional mis and dis information. This is programming. The Dark Discordian enjoys BEUROCRACY, and is happy that you have to wait years to cut through all the red tape that gets you nothing. The Dark Discordian is preparing for THE AFTERMATH.

Christ, what an asshole.

At least the kid made something.  Save your ire for the people who made hundreds of thousands by refusing to serve gay people food.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Notifying the Pope that he's a Pope
« on: October 01, 2015, 05:42:41 pm »
Translate it into Spanish or Latin.

I made a ridiculous amount of money today.

Which is good, because medical bills.  Also, TGRR dental surgery starting tomorrow.  I may not be in my usual pleasant good mood for the next week or so.

Oh, my... good luck with the dental surgery, I hate that stuff! But it usually makes everything better.

Yeah, my front tooth cracked vertically.  Since it's already had a root canal, there's no fixing it.  So out it comes, then they drill a hole in my skull, sink an anchor, and put a false tooth on the anchor.

Airports are gonna be HILARIOUS now.

You're gonna put a platinum tooth in, right?

I really want to cosplay something for some reason.

quick, someone talk me out of it.


Keep riding that hate.  Do NOT get sucked in.  Srsly.

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:55:31 am »
am i the only one that wishes there was a book that was basically the content of this thread?

On second thought, this has kind of been done already:  Endnote 24 of Infinite Jest, which is 8 dens pages of miniscule type detailing the plot of every film made of James O. Incandenza.

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:48:01 am »
There's a lot to work with there.

Wow.  That's fantastic!

Wait... They don't even boil the water first, or check it for contaminants?

Worst astronauts ever.

I don't watch Dr Who. Shut up. Anyway, why would a Whovian be frightened about water being found on Mars?

Do de doo...

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: September 27, 2015, 04:53:07 pm »
that sounds an awful lot like work

is this some kind of trick?


Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: September 27, 2015, 04:20:55 pm »
So long as you get the permissions, you could do it yourself.

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