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AND they pay you well.


Sounds like the definition of a dream job!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 06:02:19 pm »
This gif is gonna get a workout, I think.  Comey impersonating Sessions' "What ya gonna do?" response.


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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 04:46:59 pm »
Admitted to telling an associate to leak information to the NY Times.

The GOP are gonna be passing out pitchforks.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 04:11:54 pm »
I've been following along the best I can.  Interesting stuff, but unbelievably, it may not be damning enough.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Kesha's yelling timber
« on: June 08, 2017, 02:30:48 pm »
Morbid curiosity -- You said you didn't really notice when your lung got punctured.  What's it like now?

I've never had the chance to talk directly to someone to whom this has happened.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 02:28:49 pm »
Apparently DC is an hour behind New York.  Who knew?  Anyway, I'm up, stream ready to go.

Wait, what?

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Or Kill Me / Re: Kesha's yelling timber
« on: June 08, 2017, 12:53:43 pm »
That awful, I'm so sorry and glad you didn't die!

On the other hand, for the rest of your life you get to tell people you're really bad at falling to your death. So, that's a win.
I dunno. I'm so bad at it that I've never come even near as close as Da6s.

I think the caveat here is that you have to actually fall. To be worse at it than Da6s, you'd have to fall at least 51 ft without dying.

I don't openly endorse this new measurement of badassery

It's either this, or back to the oranges.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Kesha's yelling timber
« on: June 07, 2017, 10:47:25 pm »
Yeah, but what about the cellphone case, huh?


You only think of yourself and your massive, life-threatening trauma.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Picking Cain's Brains
« on: June 07, 2017, 04:17:21 pm »
Suddenly, isolationism is sounding less horrible...

[/selfish murkin]

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I feel like we can cross-reference this with Trump's desperate need to bring back coal production.

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Millenials killed soap, for fucks sake.

I had to Google "Millennials killed" to see what popped up, and holy shit, as far as I can tell, Millennials are just ruining the shit out of just about everything.

Not economic conditions or a changing information landscape. Nope, Millennials are specifically and personally killing all the things.

Hey, Business Insider says it's our preferences, so it MUST be so! But at least it's the Baby Boomers' fault.

http://www.businessinsider.com/baby-boomers-caused-millennials-destructive-spending-habits-2017-6

I LOVE that not spending money on frivolous consumer goods has been re-labeled "destructive spending habits". Boomers pioneered actually destructive spending habits in a gluttony of consumerism that literally threatens the future of life on  this planet, but Millennials just not buying shit is "destructive".
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

"Business Insider" knows its target demographic.  And it ain't the kids.

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Woot!

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Or Kill Me / Re: Kesha's yelling timber
« on: June 07, 2017, 01:42:13 pm »
Damn, man.  Glad you're still alive.


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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Picking Cain's Brains
« on: June 06, 2017, 06:58:57 pm »
Wow.  So how do you see it all playing out?

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Thanks for that analysis, Nigel.  I'm only now remembering that the book "Generation X" even contained something to that effect.


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