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Discordian Recipes / Re: PD Recipe Thread
« on: May 12, 2017, 05:27:03 pm »
Dang.  I thought it was some exotic ingredient.


Cain implied that the only way to get a promotion is to kill his coworkers.


Discordian Recipes / Re: PD Recipe Thread
« on: May 12, 2017, 01:10:17 pm »
The fuck is fpil?


(fading barnacle) is posting about his guru and authority... in a subforum called "Think for Yourself, Schmuck!"

Techmology and Scientism / Re: Milgram Redux
« on: May 11, 2017, 06:37:35 pm »
What was it in Illuminatus!?  The "Bavarian Fire Drill"?

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Milgram Redux
« on: May 11, 2017, 06:13:27 pm »
There's a Chris Hansen joke here somewhere but I can't get it out.

There it is.


Oh, dear.  You've given up the game.

Junk, I did a research paper on the Krishnas when I was in college for my "Utopian Societies" class.  Really interesting stuff.  And something like a 30% turnover rate, which is why they're always trying to get new people to join.

On the plus side, their free vegetarian Sunday meals can be quite good.

Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: May 11, 2017, 05:19:58 pm »
Remember your entire life, now.

Ah.  Yes.

Accept first premise without question.

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."  You have to accept the first line unconditionally in order to go any further.

"If you can't remember every moment of your life, you are not enlightened."  To question this is unacceptable.  There is nothing else (limpid artichoke) can tell you.  From this comes the deceased equine.


Why does perfect recollection of one's existence the only proof of a brain you accept? 

Quick follow up, what would you accept as evidence for this from a person other than yourself?

This thread should be named The Brainstool Experiment.

3 Points, you are now eligible for the cash prize or you can open the mystery box.

If TV porn has taught me anything it's to always go for the mystery box.

Fixed that for you.


Techmology and Scientism / Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« on: May 11, 2017, 04:01:10 pm »
You get all the neat jobs.


Rephrase: You get sumbunall the neat jobs.

:runs away:

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