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Apple Zone / Re: I fucking hate you.
« on: May 18, 2013, 07:41:54 am »
True, that's a hell of an apple.
News:
Yeah, fuckface! Get ready to be beaten down. Grrr! Internet ain't so safe now is it motherfucker! Shit just got real! Bam!
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Apple Zone / Re: How to Win Enemies and Influence People
« on: May 18, 2013, 07:33:05 am »
ThAts cool, how did you read it?
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Apple Zone / Re: How to Win Enemies and Influence People
« on: May 18, 2013, 12:21:44 am »Your direct influence has helped take a little bit of ugliness out of the world, because you decided to give a shit about human life and put in the work to help preserve it.
Think of all those people who cannot give a shit in Bangladesh. Give generously.
I'm not sure, but that smells like a dick move on your part, right there.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 17, 2013, 11:49:50 pm »
Been saving my team from the wrath of the SEC and various state DOI.
I'm surrounded by inept morons. It feels like... America.
I'm surrounded by inept morons. It feels like... America.
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Apple Zone / Re: I fucking hate you.
« on: May 17, 2013, 11:21:23 pm »
To be completely fair, Intermittens was intended to be open source.
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Apple Zone / Re: On fucked Millennials:
« on: May 17, 2013, 11:18:16 pm »
I love you guys.
LMNO
--working for the Man, about to get another promotion and raise.
LMNO
--working for the Man, about to get another promotion and raise.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 17, 2013, 08:33:26 pm »When in Rome, I guess...
When in Rome, assassinate people by throwing them down a well.
Or into a well-stocked pond of lampreys.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Cutting it off
« on: May 17, 2013, 05:09:01 pm »FUCK THE LOT OF YOU MY MOTHER WAS KILLED BY AN UNCUT PENIS!!!
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 17, 2013, 05:03:46 pm »
Ok, I got you. Not what you want to hear, but your environment seems to be bringing you down. OUTSIDE doesn't look like an option.
Snow in May? Damn.
Snow in May? Damn.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 17, 2013, 04:52:20 pm »
We all get that way sometimes.
Get yourself to church. Specifically, the First Church of GO OUTSIDE, Rev Nigel presiding.
Get yourself to church. Specifically, the First Church of GO OUTSIDE, Rev Nigel presiding.
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Apple Zone / Re: How to Win Enemies and Influence People
« on: May 17, 2013, 04:37:33 pm »
And you didn't want to go... Imagine! You would have missed a career-high Pwning!
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Apple Zone / Re: How to Win Enemies and Influence People
« on: May 17, 2013, 04:31:06 pm »
Well, at least it had a happy ending. Glad to see you home, dude!
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Apple Zone / Re: Just when I thought the 1% couldn't get more despicable:
« on: May 17, 2013, 04:28:10 pm »I get a very strong impression that he considers himself significantly smarter and more objective than everyone else, and in his own mind is merely deigning to point out what he thinks is obvious.
He undoubtedly claims the oh-so-douchey moniker "contrarian" at cocktail parties.