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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: LOL DRAMA!
« on: February 04, 2010, 05:24:27 am »

Or Kill Me / Re: Roger, why is the bridge green?!
« on: February 04, 2010, 05:08:11 am »
We aren't meant to live in a desert, Roger. I think that's it. The sun bakes everything, drying it out and fossilizing it, and then the wind - oh, the wind - it beats the everliving snot out of what's been dried up, turning it to dust, and then spreading the dust everywhere with force. And then those creatures still alive and not (yet) dried out have to deal with the dust and rocks and shit and noxious fumes that get blown into our faces every time the winds blows, and that happens more than people think, because there's nothing but road here that is easily traveled along, and moving cars create a breeze.

And you know, I think the reason this place makes people crazy, why this town ruins the people who live here, is because of all the broken hopes, shattered dreams that line the gutter, buried under the exhaust fumes of all the cars that pass by, all the dust that gets blown around, beneath the piss and blood of these battered, drug crazed psychopaths we call Tucson's citizens. They're still here, and we can feel it, but there's nothing we can do, or at least nothing we think we can do, and we spiral and corkscrew through our existence here in mild horror, though we hide it well. Most of the time, anyway.

Do you know, you people who've never been to this town, that it smells weird when it rains? I don't know for certain, but I have a theory about why that is. When it does rain, it hardly ever does enough to actually wash anything away. When it does that kind of rain, its like adding water to a dried out pile of shit. That smell, it's the hopes and dreams that have been lying in the gutter for who knows how long, coming back to remind us that they're still there, still mourning for their lost chance at realization. Still broken, still shattered, and still waiting for us to join them there in the gutter.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: LOL DRAMA!
« on: February 04, 2010, 04:36:46 am »
I lol'd.

FW: Having reread (thanks to your quote) my originalfuck you, I realize that I took exception to the bad parenting jibe.

Seriously, I get that shit a LOT, and it doesn't sit well with me. Thanks for the apology, though. I accept it.

Or Kill Me / Roger, why is the bridge green?!
« on: February 04, 2010, 04:26:15 am »
You know that bridge, where Alvernon turns into River? It's green. FUCKING GREEN. i don't know why it suddenly stood out to me. But I was in the car today and it was raining, after failure and disappointment happened, and when we crossed the bridge I noticed it was green. I was like, "WTF? Why is it green?? That doesn't look like a healthy color, WTF is going on?!"

I was in panic mode (well, maybe panic mode. Probably not real panic, because what have I got to get worked up over, honestly?) for, oh, maybe about a second or two. Not long at all. But then I noticed how absolutely hideous this whole place is. It's like a huge cloud of death and dessication just rolled over this place, but it's always been this way. Everything looks wilted, gnarled, and dying or already dead. Have you noticed that?

And you know how in some places, people try to plant grass and shit, to make it look more inviting? Have you noticed that whatever indigenous tree or plant is there looks for some reason even worse, like they're bent double in agony from how hard people are trying to pretend that everything is OK? I mean, this one business I passed, it had some particularly lush winter rye, and the mesquite tree that was there looked exactly, EXACTLY like someone trying to crawl away amidst death throes. Have you seen that tree?

I mean, at least where people try to make desert concrete look pretty with rocks and gravel or just leave it plain, they at least have the decency of knowing that 'pretty' and 'lush' do no generally crop up when people talk about the desert. The trees in these plots, have you noticed that there's more than a little bit of a militant look to them? The way the limbs and things look just like their neighbors', and they are all standing up very straight without a bend in the trunks anywhere? And they're all in a straight line and everything, or they're planted to look like they grew there naturally, but it's still a bit too something to be perfectly natural? Have you noticed?

Have you?

-Mistress Freeky loves you all,
until her dying breath.

Jenne:  :sad:  I don't know about school, except maybe if I can get a loan. All previous options of getting there are gone now.

Roger: I just got reminded of something I wanted to write earlier while on the way home from the interview....

FW: It hit a nerve with me, cuz I'm not proud of needing it. I have a thread dedicated to the shit that goes on in my life, and if you haven't bothered reading, you don't really care.

Also, Jeebus you guys.  :lulz:  

Also again FW, Fuck off. This time, die.

You know, this gives me an idea.

Make a parental certification exam.  If people pass it, they get better tax cuts on their kids.

We already have's called welfare.

Lowest grade wins.

Sure.  Because all the unemployed people - especially nowdays - are lazy breeders.  Right?

Come to Tucson, sometime.  I think maybe 7 of us have jobs.

I almost had a job today, Roger. I swear to god, I did. It was to be a cook at a retirement community. The lady gave me an interview and everythinig! She even mentioned that they had before hired people to that position with them having no experience.

But she had to turn me down, because they can't afford to teach me right now. They apperntly do not even have enough time to teach me to be a server, cuz she asked if I had experience in that, too.

Please to be blowing a hole where Tucson should be. Thanks in advance.

No skills + no work experience = no job = need to get on welfare.

You know, this gives me an idea.

Make a parental certification exam.  If people pass it, they get better tax cuts on their kids.

We already have's called welfare.

Lowest grade wins.

You can fuck off now.  :evilmad:

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Hey, LMNO...
« on: February 04, 2010, 01:56:57 am »

So I had my first lulz at someone else's expense text conversation today. With my ex.

Ex: Do you want to do my job? lol this shit really sucks.
Me: What do you do, and will I get paid? lol
Ex: Well right now you'd be standing post at the gem show and I'd pay you a different way.
Me: Hahahaha.
Ex: You never got back to me on being friends with benefits idea btw.
Me: We tried that and it didn't work out for me.
Ex: Ya but that was at the beginning of the whole new thing now could be different unless you got a boyfriend that is
Me: No one officially yet, but I'm working on it.
Ex: Wow umm
Me: Wow umm what?
Ex: Just shocked and kinda sad but hopefully hes better than me.
(Long pause, because I didn't know how to respond and because I called a friend to let her in on the lulz)
Ex: Did I say something wrong?
Me: He seems nice, anyway.
Me: No, I was just on the phone.
Ex: Who is he
Me: Guy named Vince (LIE.) I met him hanging out with friends.
Ex: Ok cool wow I didn't think I would feel like this
Ex: So what would you say to 1 last time for old time's sake
Me: (Thoughts to self:  :argh!: :x  :crankey: ) I would say no in a vvery kind and slightly apologetic way. (Truth)
Ex: O ok :(
Ex: *text edited because it was pretty offensively disgusting, suffice to say that he isn't getting any* I just really miss you.
(Long pause)
Ex: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
Me: I agree.

I was luaghing so hard during this conversation. Seriously.

That whole article is "HAHAABJECTION!"

Propaganda Depository / Re: Slanket's real face?!
« on: February 03, 2010, 11:37:22 pm »
You should not have done that.

Did you know that I can unhinge my jaw and devour an entire human body?

Mistress Freeky,
Totally asking for it.

Techmology and Scientism / Re: Hitler is not too impressed with the Ipad
« on: February 03, 2010, 03:47:46 am »
This made me laugh, cuz I remembered the one they did with Windows 7 like this. And this was also pretty funny.

Ms. Nasta is much worse. I remember in sixth grade I drew a picture on the back of a test cuz I got bored, then Mrs. Cook showed Ms. Nasta the picture, and then Ms. Nasta had me go to her office, never stopped talking until two class periods later. I left in English, and came back for Science. That's how long her sentence was, I was surprised she didn't stop for air.

What was the picture?

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