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Messages - Choppas an' Sluggas

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10306
Fridge doors and countertops are harder than drywall.



Just sayin'.

10307
Don't really know. ;-_-

Nothing to see here, move along.

10308
Cry about how we all want to die because Palin hasn't been elected yet? And make a support thread for it?

10309
Speaking of wall headbanging, have you actually ever done that?

10310
It also helps to sing out loud.

Poorly.
Off key and off beat. A song you hate.

RAH RAH AH AH AH, RUM AH OH NUH UH, SHEAH HUH OOH PA PA, I NEED SOME NEW PANCE!

Lol, I like your version. :lulz:

10311
I have only one thing to say.


PAT FUCKING ROBERTSON!

Except that the video is absolutely hilarious, what he says anyway. Too bad people take this guy seriously.

10312
Whenever I hear my mom slamming stuff around the kitchen, for no reason at all (except maybe an imagined slight to her from anyone or anything), I sincerely hopes she breaks everythiing she was handling and near her at the time of the accident/breaks something and gets hurt.  That's a thought that always makes me smile a bit... :)

10313
That's lovely. :D

10314
As much fun as that almost sounds, I wouldn't get any enjoyment out of it. I am a lovey dovey hippie who won't take a human life, even if they deserve it.

Thanks for the suggestion though. :)

10315
High Weirdness / Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
« on: January 14, 2010, 12:11:42 am »
I think it's fake. The picture that popped up for me was thre brown ottle, which had the baby flipping the viewer the bird and grinning hugely.

10316
My first mental response was ":sad: That'll be hard."

And then I realized what I was thinking, and I was all "GODFUCKINGDAMMIT! :cranky: "

10317
Fixed.

:D

You got anything for abusive parents?

10318
This is the wheel of abuse, only licensed for use on abusive husbands:


broko photo.  :sad:

10319
So keeping child support on the down-low from the ex is not going to work. We have to make up a custody agreement. And sign it. Both of us. And there's a class we may have to take. I was hoping to avoid confrontation, but I guess that isn't going to work. :/


10320
There is nothing in the world you can possibly do to tomato soup to make it edible. NOTHING!

This recipe says otherwise! Even you said it sounded good, you were just not brave enough to try.
Touche. I forgot the corollary that bacon makes everything taste better.

:bacon:

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