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Or Kill Me / Re: Words that piss me off.
« on: December 16, 2009, 02:50:17 am »
"Coupon", specifically when people pronounce it "kew - pon", not "coop- on", like and decent person out too.

Everyone knows what a coupon is.  Even when it's some insipd, valueless shit, like a payment coupon for your loans, which only serves to remind your dumb ass to send the monthly bill in. 

If you go around asking for a "Kew - pon", I'm going to make it a point to direct you to the aisle with the "Tampax" and "Depends"

That is really a dialect issue.....  being from the south the COU of my COUPON does lean more towards CUE as opposed to COO.  To me the COO pronunciation just sounds odd..... 


I say it like that too. Keyoopawn. It comes from being in the midwest, I think.

NO.  In Chicago, people pronounce it properly.  COO-PON.

Well, I dunno then. I've always said it that way.

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This one time, I trolled a thread called really pathetic evil doing

This other time I found out Oral Roberts died a few hours ago, and I've been clicking the "leave a prayer" button as fast as I can proxy.

Who?

And why?

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Or Kill Me / Re: Words that piss me off.
« on: December 16, 2009, 01:36:41 am »
"Coupon", specifically when people pronounce it "kew - pon", not "coop- on", like and decent person out too.

Everyone knows what a coupon is.  Even when it's some insipd, valueless shit, like a payment coupon for your loans, which only serves to remind your dumb ass to send the monthly bill in. 

If you go around asking for a "Kew - pon", I'm going to make it a point to direct you to the aisle with the "Tampax" and "Depends"

That is really a dialect issue.....  being from the south the COU of my COUPON does lean more towards CUE as opposed to COO.  To me the COO pronunciation just sounds odd..... 


I say it like that too. Keyoopawn. It comes from being in the midwest, I think.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Evangelism
« on: December 16, 2009, 01:11:39 am »
B) Discordian Conspiracy Theory - this is the plan where we hint at the giant spooky discordian society which battles against the illuminati [in all of our souls]. Is there a piece of media we can generate, a rumor we can start, or some other way to put out more feelers to the paranoid lunatics out there? In terms of fliers, this is territory Vex and others have actually explored. Anybody feel like rounding up that media and seeing what we've got / what we're missing? (All the PDFs from vex's ftp is now housed on scridb with the tag "vexftp".)

Someone mentioned The Examiner. There's also the National Inquirer. Perhaps these are options. I'd be most amused if we could generate a war between the two societies, using either publication as the voice of either side. Other media than tabloids would also work.

I was talking about the internet examiner, which is like a local newspaper online, not the tabloid.

ETA: Unless it's the same thing. Then my bad.

Which reminds me, I'm signing up to be a writer right now, and they allow you to suggest a topic to write about. Should I be all sneaky with it, (I'm thinking I should be sneaky, it'll give credence that I don't really know what's going on), or should I suggest my topic be "Discordian activities"?

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Evangelism
« on: December 15, 2009, 10:09:59 pm »
We can't get people to be theirselves if they are afraid that they will receive negative attention for being theirselves. If we make it cold, unsafe, and hostile for people to come out of their shells, they will not come out of their shells.

This.

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As always I will defer to St. Anthony Bourdian, The One True TV Chef on this matter:

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Sandra Lee - "Pure evil. This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker seems on a mission to kill her fans, one meal at a time. She Must Be Stopped. Her death-dealing can-opening ways will cut a swath of destruction through the world if not contained. I would likely be arrested if I suggested on television that any children watching should promptly go to a wooded area with a gun and harm themselves. What's the difference between that and Sandra suggesting we fill our mouths with Ritz Crackers, jam a can of Cheez Wiz in after and press hard? None that I can see. This is simply irresponsible programming. Its only possible use might be as a psychological warfare strategy against the resurgent Taliban--or dangerous insurgent groups. A large-racked blonde repeatedly urging Afghans and angry Iraqis to stuff themselves with fatty, processed American foods might be just the weapon we need to win the war on terror."

THIS.

WIN.

SANDRA LEE OVER.

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Blind Guardian :lulz:

I think they're terrible, but I still like them. I like them even more, in fact, because they're D&D Metal and completely 100% serious about it.

I know, right?  I haven't listened to much by them, I just like a couple of their songs so far.

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That's awesome. :lulz:

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If nothing else, this thread proves that R-Prime statements about jazz are a troll's goldmine.
True, additionally metal is the anime of music

What's wrong with metal?

the only thing wrong with metal is that it sometimes gets used erroneously to describe bands like Evanescence or 3 Days Grace or Nightwish.

There is that. I just can't figure out what Faust meant by it being the anime of music. :?

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Maybe not, but it was interesting.

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I can't decide on albums, or even songs, that make my top 10 list, so here is the first ten songs on the CD I just burned:

1. Save Us Now - Edguy
2. Mirror, Mirror (Live) - Blind Guardian
3. Dr. Stein (Remixed) - Helloween
4. Accident of Birth - Bruce Dickinson
5. Ride The Sky (Remixed) - Helloween
6. Cossak Patrol - Ivan Rebroff
7. Cotton Eye Joe 2002 - Rednex
8. Dragostea Din Tea - O-Zone
9. Vain Glory Opera - Edguy
10. Fairytale - Edguy

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Principia Discussion / Re: Unlimited Evil Goat Fail Thread.
« on: December 15, 2009, 05:55:31 am »
How do you all get rid of the persistent ones? The ones that've come in so far have been like all, "Oh, I'm not wowing you? Aw. Ok, then, I guess i'll stop..."

Seriously?  There have only been about two dozen in 7 years.  A few have been banned, a few had account problems (legit and otherwise) that nobody could be arsed to fix, and the rest were finally run off when they realized that they had, once again, done nothing but make assholes of themselves, and had once again failed to make a single friend.

Even for dumbfucks, negative attention must eventually wear thin.

That isn't bad, when you look at it in the long run.

Perhaps this one is a troll? It's acting like one.

No, Freeky, this is what we call a "pinealist".  It is his self-imposed task to be WACKY and ZANY pretty much ALL THE TIME.

He hasn't realized that it makes everyone hate him...and when he does realize it, he'll monkey out and do it ON PURPOSE just to SHOW US ALL.  Then he'll eventually bugger off to the Myspace Discordian crowd, and bitch about what a pack of assholes we are for not recognizing his genius, and how we're all FAKE DISCORDIANS.

It's fucking formulaic.  You can set your fucking watch to it.
.....

Fail.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ATTN PD.COM
« on: December 15, 2009, 05:50:36 am »

Sadly, yes.

I have decided on C: None of the above, as I value my face and would like to keep it as-is.

 :lulz:

For the record, I liked them both. But I am a chicka*, so I'm allowed.

*=Female, woman, girl, etc. Not derogatory.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Unlimited Evil Goat Fail Thread.
« on: December 15, 2009, 05:46:10 am »
How do you all get rid of the persistent ones? The ones that've come in so far have been like all, "Oh, I'm not wowing you? Aw. Ok, then, I guess i'll stop..."

Seriously?  There have only been about two dozen in 7 years.  A few have been banned, a few had account problems (legit and otherwise) that nobody could be arsed to fix, and the rest were finally run off when they realized that they had, once again, done nothing but make assholes of themselves, and had once again failed to make a single friend.

Even for dumbfucks, negative attention must eventually wear thin.

That isn't bad, when you look at it in the long run.

Perhaps this one is a troll? It's acting like one.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Unlimited Evil Goat Fail Thread.
« on: December 15, 2009, 05:36:49 am »
How do you all get rid of the persistent ones? The ones that've come in so far have been like all, "Oh, I'm not wowing you? Aw. Ok, then, I guess i'll stop..."

ETA: And by get rid of, I mean deal with. Sorry.

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