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But I love Paula Dean! :?

I like toe socks! Not to wear, but to see on other people. They look funny to me.

What the hell kind of world do we live in, when the option of living with you ex is better than living with your own goddamn parents?

We live in a world run by hairless apes.

Next question?


Literate Chaotic / Re: Horrormirth: The Sarah Palin Chronicles
« on: December 14, 2009, 05:20:53 am »
like I said
this is the stuff that the ghost writer felt was good enough to include
Can you imagine the shit that was left on the cutting floor?

No, and right this second I am thanking my inflexible imagination. Otherwise my ears might start spewing blood from the extreme aneurism I'd get.

Glad I never finished college now...

2 posts left.

Be wary of statements like that.

Can you hear them sharpening their fangs? I can.


I'm sure he has a good explanation for the statement.

Can you elaborate for us, Hangshai? I am personally kicking myself in the ass that I didn't try and do a better job when I took classes. How is it a good thing I did not?

Literate Chaotic / Re: Horrormirth: The Sarah Palin Chronicles
« on: December 14, 2009, 04:54:55 am »
I got to thinking: I had seen eagles and dragonflies and ptarmigan fly, but I had never seen a person fly. That didn't make any sense to me. Hadn't anyone ever tried it before? Why couldn't someone just propel herself up into the air and get it done?

Whoever wrote this must have been wasted.  It doesn't make sense to me?  Why can't I fly when my frikkin' bones aren't hollow and I don't have wings? Why can't I just fly with my arms using mind power?  I think Sarah must have been on acid for a while, just like Bush used to be an alcoholic.

She might just be mentally challenged and is hiding it well.

It ends up leading past that to a Yahoo group for Illuminati order, or something.


Can you link me to Sinister Scowls 1 and 2?

Literate Chaotic / Re: Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?
« on: December 14, 2009, 03:55:05 am »
Fucking pimp ass. That was the best ending evar!

Literate Chaotic / Re: Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?
« on: December 14, 2009, 03:31:58 am »
Dude has the tatoo on the wrong side.

And I'm on part three of volume 10!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!



Does anyone have TGRR's face grinning evilly?


Aw. MS. Freaky. Sorry to hear all this.

I guess if you have a choice between the devil and the deep blue, for a little while, you have to pick breathing sulphor or treading water I guess.

But, please, don;t stay with this fellow if he:

1. makes you sad more than he makes you happy.
2. if he's too self absorbed to look after the little one.

and, please give your mother the old /ignore.

god. I'm sorry your having such a tough time atm. I'm positive you;ll work thru things and find out what will work best for you. You may be stuck in a bit of a rut at the moment, but, your working out your problems, and I hope things work out for you.

We're just living together, not dating again. I'm thinking treading water isn't going to be too terribly bad, provided I get a spending allowance for keep house and watching Monkey. If we can't agree, I'll have to stay here, I guess.

That's full of fail, as when I  am depressed I can't think of anything other than how sad I am and how badly life sucks and how disugsted I get when I get all emo like that.

All I want to say is that this sounds like a horrible decision and I wish there was another option for you. I really wish so.

You and me both. There is this much consolation; it will not be a long stay at all. His ex and his other two boys are coming down February, after she gets through paying her parole whatsit. Six people is too many for a two bedroom apartment, so I will definitely be going. Plus I can't stand the woman, and while the boys are very good kids I can't deal with other people's children, most of the time anyway.

A car for me is in the works, too. It's being acquired through trade, my parents doing work for a vehicle the neighbors currently own. Which is currently broke, so I can't even test drive it to see if I like it. And the neighbor can't get to fixing it till after the first of the year.

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