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Propaganda Depository / Re: ATTN ROGER
« on: December 10, 2009, 05:04:36 am »

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Why do people keep saying i'm angry? I'm not angry, goddammit!

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I'm getting the idea that the point of these exercises is that you can't anticipate what the next word or phrase is, so you learn to only type what's in front of you.

Yes. And that is a drawback to having a repeat excersize, or a program that doesn't have alternates. But I did get the electrical lesson one twice in a row.

WTF?  :lulz:

I wanted Mavis Beacon's scalp after 30 min. and gave up typing "right".
Years later, I only can type by advanced hunt and peck, and ingrained knowledge of relative key positions.
You're doing yourself a favor learning it the RIGHT way

i learned in high school, but my skill has degraded through unuse. :/

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Propaganda Depository / Re: ATTN ROGER
« on: December 10, 2009, 02:45:30 am »
Bump!

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Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical lesson: On a cool, dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend's mouth and touch one of his dental fillings. Did you notice how your friend twitched violently and cried out in pain? This teaches us that electricity can be a very powerful force, but we must never use it to hurt others unless we need to learn an important electrical lesson.

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One day a countryman going to the nest of his Goose found there an egg all yellow and glittering. When he took it up it was as heavy as lead and he was going to throw it away, because he thought a trick had been played upon him.

 :lulz:  I can see some people here doing that...

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I'm trying to improve my typing speed on this learn to type site. This is the one I just completed:

The exercise was
A plumbing system is very much like your electrical system, except that instead of electricity, it has water, and instead of wires, it has pipes, and instead of radios and waffle irons, it has faucets and toilets. So the truth is that your plumbing systems is nothing at all like your electrical system, which is good, because electricity can kill you.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Generalness.
« on: December 10, 2009, 01:31:40 am »
So the ex has the monkey tonight. Maybe I'll be able to get some sleep. We didn't talk long, my feet were beginning to freeze, but he said that he wasn't going to implement babysitters until I gave the ok, because he isn't "that big an ass."

The thing is, I feel like I ought to tell him in the morning, "I'm not going to work right away, I'm going to school first. Go ahead and file for custody, I think I'll get him anyway," only I'm not so sure. Not unsure of getting the monkey, unsure that I should tell him to file custody, because he might try and keep him after that until the courts decide.

Confused AFRAID.  :x

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Evangelism
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:36:30 am »
Ah. I see now.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Evangelism
« on: December 09, 2009, 11:45:06 pm »
I think a professional looking logo and website would be key for the War on Christmas to be a success.

Also, covering our tracks so people won't be able to easily find out who is behind it.

I thought the point was to get people to find out about discordianism? Why cover trakcs if we want people to figure it out?

What better way to get attention than a publicity stunt?

I agree with that, but it doesn't exactly answer my question. :oops:

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Evangelism
« on: December 09, 2009, 11:40:25 pm »
I think a professional looking logo and website would be key for the War on Christmas to be a success.

Also, covering our tracks so people won't be able to easily find out who is behind it.

I thought the point was to get people to find out about discordianism? Why cover trakcs if we want people to figure it out?

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Propaganda Depository / Re: ATTN ROGER
« on: December 09, 2009, 07:17:49 pm »
It had been saved as a png. Does it work now? I switched it to jpg.

Yes, because now I can't see it at all.  It's my work system, and there's nothing to be done about it.

I will view at home, and them vomit my spleen out into your computer.

Do your worst.

I dare you.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: ATTN ROGER
« on: December 09, 2009, 06:17:57 pm »
It had been saved as a png. Does it work now? I switched it to jpg.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: ATTN ROGER
« on: December 09, 2009, 06:15:42 pm »

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Propaganda Depository / ATTN ROGER
« on: December 09, 2009, 06:09:08 pm »
I made it better.










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Frozen fish in general is crap. I never had a package where I didn't end up munching on bones and losing my apetite. Unless you're supposed to eat the bones?

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