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10306
Wow, that John guy really does sound like a prick. TGRR, you really should have busted his ass into a milllion little pieces, sounds like the prick deserves it.

He's too skinny.  I felt I had to either give him a chance to walk out in one piece, or let him hit me 3-4 times first.



Seeing as he couldn't even speak up at you, the latter option would probably never happen. :lulz:

10307
I am thinking either really bad botox or she is having a serious allergic reaction to something. Problem is it doesn't go away.

Maybe its the makeup she uses. But she's a tard and won't switch? :?

10309
Yah. I heard about where someone sent a bunch of cards in a big envelope or a box or something, with cash in, and at the other end the package was opened and the cash was gone.

Dunno if its true, but I was worried for my payment.

10310
Totally fucking sweet.

Not meaning to take liberties with your work, but this would be awesome if found randomly on a blank disc in a park or other random place.

Or just with the word "SPIDER" scrawled on the top.

10311
I have been beaten over the head with awesome.

10312
 :D

10313
Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: February 01, 2010, 03:57:50 pm »
HE HITS WEE WHITE BALLS INTO HOLES SO FAR YOU CANNOT SEE THEM. 

NOTHING HE COULD EVER DO WOULD MAKE HIM DANGEROUS AND EDGY.

Says you. He knows how to swing a metal stick efficiently enough to get those wee white balls into holes so far you cannot see them.

I'm not sure if i read you correctly but am I supposed to be aroused?

Depends on if you swing that way.

10314
Thanks ECH, HFLS.

And "in the nads!" shall be my battlecry, until the wanker has been thoroughly defeated.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: February 01, 2010, 04:17:26 am »
HE HITS WEE WHITE BALLS INTO HOLES SO FAR YOU CANNOT SEE THEM. 

NOTHING HE COULD EVER DO WOULD MAKE HIM DANGEROUS AND EDGY.

Says you. He knows how to swing a metal stick efficiently enough to get those wee white balls into holes so far you cannot see them.

10316
Bring and Brag / Re: A New Art, In and of Itself: The Horrible Review
« on: February 01, 2010, 04:10:26 am »
THE UNICORN IS ACTUALLY NAMED AMBIEN?!?!?!

I used to know that guy.  He drove me to work every morning.

Was he an insomniac?

No, I am.

I imagine the book isn't helping.

You know whats odd, I was really tired, and while I waited for Monkey to fall asleep I read Twilight. Now I don't thnk I could fall asleep for hours...

There is something to what you said.

10317
Oi, ECH, Rumckle, TGG, and Cone:





10318
At first I was like  :mittens:

and then I was  :x :mittens:

And then :cry: :mittens:

That's good stuff.

10319
I'm really feeling sad that this has happened to you, Freeky. I nearly cried, but then I remembered that my tear ducts have long since dried up like a wrinkly old persons elbows. If you want, I could hire someone to cunt punch the people who have made you sad or angry. I really dislike your mother, if she heard all the things I would say to her, her ears would catch on fire from all the RAGE!!!!  :argh!:

:lulz: If it ever gets to that point, I'll look you up.

10320
They may possibly have been brain grabbed, though. Some anyway.

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