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Apropos of nothing, tomorrow begins the Annual Prairie Shark Safari.


Yippie-Kai-Ai, motherfuckers.

Whooo!!

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You guys have to come to weddings in Ohio.

The groom literally flipped the bride off and said she was a whore because, and get this, SHE HUGGED AND KISSED HER COUSIN AFTER THE CEREMONY (of course, not in a weird way at all, as the cousin was congratulating the bride).

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. More details will come in the Ohio thread.

Ohio, man. My dad's from there, I have relatives from there. Relatives I prefer not to deal with pretty much ever. Last time I had them over there was a father-daughter fistfight in my back yard.

O_O  Jesus to both of these.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Rio 2016 shitshow thread
« on: August 04, 2016, 06:34:23 am »
Paes!  Explain yourself!

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So, I have a really high resting heart rate.  It's been regularly over 100bpm for a month now, and I got deferred from donating plasma until I can get a dr to sign a release saying I'm good to go.  At the dr's today, it was still high and she ordered a bunch of testwork done. EKG was good, just got to get bloodwork done next week.

I'm not exactly bitching, mind you, because health is a thing that ought to be taken care of, but she was dropping the kind of hints that makes me think that when this shit does get sorted out she won't sign it, which means I'm fucked for bills money.

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Hm, that was odd.

Just had a meeting with my department head.  We have a deep-seated, finely tuned mutual loathing for each other, though because I am a gentleman (and because he is a spineless sack of shit) it's all done via nice smiles, compliments and completely fucking up each other's paperwork.  The meeting was meant to be a informal "catch-up", allowing concerns (from me) to be aired, questions asked etc.

So I didn't exactly go in with high expectations.

And while I'm not counting my chickens before they hatch, it does seem my repeated emails about the stupidity of the "Prevent" counter-terrorism program material has finally sunk in, and he's willing to do something about it (namely, have me provide the materials and training instead. +1 to counter-terrorism consultant CV building).  And beyond that, he also seems to share my concerns that Brexit is probably going to tank the whole company if we don't play it smart, and was apparently sufficiently impressed with my off-the-cuff spiel on the issue to want to bring it up with the Principal and even central management.  This may get me in with the lobbying team and allow me to network with the Mayoral office as well (given the Mayor's stated opinion on Brexit).

Now this could be a convoluted way of either getting me to shut up or go away, but he's had no problems in the past telling me to do just that.  Plus some of the names he mentioned in regards to the company suggested he was taking this seriously for once (and maybe saw the potential career benefits of using company resources effectively).  So I'm cautiously positive about this.

He also appears to be gunning for my immediate manager right now, and presumably wants to butter me up so I can deliver some goods on him.  I don't really care for their pissing match, but I'll work the conflict to my benefit if I can.

That is either VERY worthy of cautious optimism, or you've been taking crazy pills after all and this is just a hallucination. 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Utah can't into filters on porn searches
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:36:02 am »
But when you subject yourself to long periods of time of hurtful, abusive sexual violence, you become desensitized, or you become attracted to such things. And when you do that, you start to become a bad fucking person.

This is an appeal to disgust and guilt, as well as a non-sequitur as I do not recall us discussing sexual violence, just pornography and zoophiloa and farm porn.

Appeal to emotion and appeal to consequences

It's illogical to do something that makes you hurt and or die because you're afraid.

It may be dangerous and therefore illogical but that doesn't make it wrong. For example, Is being a volunteer firefighter morally wrong? It's illogical. You're exposing yourself to danger and not getting paid fot it

Last I checked, rape is sexual violence.

I don't recall rape being mentioned in the conversation

So you don't see sex with non-consenting animals as rape. Good to know.

What if the animal clearly wants it
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:kingmeh:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Utah can't into filters on porn searches
« on: August 01, 2016, 06:41:55 pm »
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But, considering the legacy of Discordians, I thought the point of a discordian forum was to consider many types of view points rather than seek the "correct" or "ethical" answer.


There is just so much wrong here, and every time I see this sentence it makes me wanna scream and headbutt someone to death.

 :oops: you're right! I really shouldn't be defending my position based on an arbitrary assumption I have about "Discordianism"

Better.

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I have returned with a gift:

https://youtu.be/YG73zGGOm7k

You know that laugh you do when something doesn't make any sense?  Yeah, that.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Utah can't into filters on porn searches
« on: August 01, 2016, 03:31:57 am »
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But, considering the legacy of Discordians, I thought the point of a discordian forum was to consider many types of view points rather than seek the "correct" or "ethical" answer.


There is just so much wrong here, and every time I see this sentence it makes me wanna scream and headbutt someone to death.

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Oh my goodness, I followed her and so much amazing happened in my feed. 

She really is one of us. 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
« on: July 29, 2016, 10:00:37 pm »
We've seen quite a range of intro posts before but damn.

"But damn" indeed.  That pretty much says it all.

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EXILIC YEHUD

I don't think these are words, you guys.  Is it an acronym of some sort?

Extra
Xylophonic
Islands
Lay
In
California,

You
Ever
Had
Underwear
Drop?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ATTN: Roger
« on: July 28, 2016, 06:56:09 pm »

No one (should be) taking sides here, but some of us are worried about you dimo, you are a good guy and its not nice to see you in this state.

This, dude. 169%

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: One Community
« on: July 27, 2016, 10:43:17 pm »
That tone rhymes with "Men Back".

He Who Shall Not Be Named! 

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