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Messages - Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 03:44:33 pm »
What I took from that video is that breasts are basically proto-cancerous.

Smooth pick up lines:
"Hey baby. You got some great time bombs there. They can't be more than 14 years older than the rest of you"

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 03:10:55 pm »
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
 :lulz:

This is why at the age of 46, I am only 2 feet tall.

That's a problem. Having less DNA takes away your superpowers.
:lulz:
no no, you obviously don't understand.
You have the same amount of DNA, it is just jammed into a smaller volume.
The older you get, the more dense you get.
I have irrefutable proof: Everybody knows the oldest things in the universe are black holes, and they are super dense, Quod Erat Confundum!

Damn, you're right. But that doesn't jive with the expansion of the universe. Shouldn't we be like, 100 feet tall by the time we die in comparison to how compressed space was when we were born?

Nope.  Everything just rolls out like pizza dough.  But conservation of energy, so there's only so much pizza dough getting spread wider and wider.  Then holes start to form.

Then you fall out of the universe, which results in either Portland or Tucson.  Hope for Portland.  It's haunted and nothing works and it rains all day, but the people are more fun.

I'd take the rain over the angry pixellated Titan that punishes Tucson.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:57:29 pm »
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
 :lulz:

This is why at the age of 46, I am only 2 feet tall.

That's a problem. Having less DNA takes away your superpowers.
:lulz:
no no, you obviously don't understand.
You have the same amount of DNA, it is just jammed into a smaller volume.
The older you get, the more dense you get.
I have irrefutable proof: Everybody knows the oldest things in the universe are black holes, and they are super dense, Quod Erat Confundum!

Damn, you're right. But that doesn't jive with the expansion of the universe. Shouldn't we be like, 100 feet tall by the time we die in comparison to how compressed space was when we were born?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 04:50:02 am »
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
 :lulz:

This is why at the age of 46, I am only 2 feet tall.

That's a problem. Having less DNA takes away your superpowers.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:29:48 am »
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
 :lulz:

 :lulz:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:26:48 am »
WATCH THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfhTufJFSmU

 :lulz:

He is just stringing words together in a way that sounds like they make sense, but they don't.

 
 :lulz:

I like how it gradually got messier. Also,  :lulz: cancer being 36 years "older" than the rest of you. Cancer's whole thing is out of control cell division, of course it would look molecularly "older" than the rest of you.


"The telomeres allow chromosomes to duplicate without just breaking in half"

 :lulz: OK, I get that the host hasn't taken any biology since sixth grade. But surely they could have found some writers that have? It was just a goddamn CLUSTERFUCK. I can't even remember all of the sentences that didn't make any fucking sense.

Oh man, I forgot about that part. I wonder if he, or whoever wrote his script, confused telomeres and centromeres

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:03:37 am »
WATCH THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfhTufJFSmU

 :lulz:

He is just stringing words together in a way that sounds like they make sense, but they don't.

 :lulz:

I like how it gradually got messier. Also,  :lulz: cancer being 36 years "older" than the rest of you. Cancer's whole thing is out of control cell division, of course it would look molecularly "older" than the rest of you.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Music challenge
« on: February 11, 2015, 04:12:29 pm »
This is an interesting idea.

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Principia Discussion / Re: What degree are you?
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:15:31 am »
23 Kevin

Pfft. I'm a 33 Kevin.

No, seriously, I'm 33 and my real name is Kevin.

You might want to be careful about giving RWHN your real name, he might report you to the authorities for being a menace to the children.

 :lulz: :lulz:

Also, damn, how long has it been since I've been here?

That long.

I'll have to remedy that.

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I got an email from my Cell Bio professor saying that all of the In Progresses are no longer in progress so we can get our finals and paper 3 back.  :lulz:

Also, "If you haven't applied for summer internships, the deadlines are approaching"

And I'm like, "Oh shit.... Dr. D, tell me more"

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Principia Discussion / Re: What degree are you?
« on: February 06, 2015, 03:11:13 am »
23 Kevin

Pfft. I'm a 33 Kevin.

No, seriously, I'm 33 and my real name is Kevin.

You might want to be careful about giving RWHN your real name, he might report you to the authorities for being a menace to the children.

 :lulz: :lulz:

Also, damn, how long has it been since I've been here?

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Sorry to hear it DemoSquid.

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Principia Discussion / Re: How do you spell "Eris"?
« on: February 06, 2015, 02:57:33 am »
Epsilon Rho Iota Sigma

What's interesting about this is that I've been listening to Skeptic's Guide to the Universe from the beginning, and that includes the time that Eris was known temporarily as Xena, and I just got to the bit where Eris was named. I got to the one today where Phil Plait said that it's pronounced Eeris but people will mispronounce it Ehris. I thought to myself, but isn't it spelled with an epsilon?

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You ever feel like no matter what you do and how well you do it, you're just not going to make the cut?

Of course you do. It was a stupid question.

But it needs to be asked now and again.

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My minister friend is a Colts fan, and he hates the Pats, and he was like, "the Colts would have been using the same balls. I just like saying that the Pats have deflated balls"

Also, it's the Pats. They're the Yankees of football.

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