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Anything and everything is possible in Mexico.
Mexico: a more optimistic Tucson.
I've been brewing one for Lucifer vs. Great Cthulhu for months now, will start writing it when I can and see how it expresses. Fuckin' awesome!
...but in different universes, and the only constant is that Paris just ignored Aphrodite, Athena, and Hera and gave the Golden Apple back to you.Lure Paris out of sight and force him to marry you.
What do you do next? You tricky prank was just ruined, but it also just made your day.
Smash the apple into his junk until he dies, the fucker shouldn't have ruined your prank.
Send pictures of your honeymoon with Paris every day for weeks.
Don't bother hiding the signs of a slowly deteriorating corpse in the pictures.
The next time the goddesses have a party roll the Golden apple covered in Paris' dried blood and shit into the middle of the new party.
So. So my oldest daughter and I had a fight.
Her: "Joss Whedon is such a baby, he deleted his Twitter"
Me: "Don't believe everything you read on Tumblr, it's full of bullies who shit-talk other people to make them feel better about themselves"
Her: furiously shit-talking me on Tumblr
Me: "Case in point, that right there"
Me: "Don't you think it's a little hypocritical, that you expect me to house you, feed you, clothe you, and provide you with internet so you can shit-talk me on Tumblr?"
Her: "I don't know what you mean"
Me: "I mean, I know you talk shit about me on Tumblr, but I don't go looking for it because I don't want to know. But right in front of me? Really? I can see that."
Her: furiously shit-talking me even more in a post I can see because I'm FOUR FEET AWAY
Me: "You know what? Get out. Get out of my house. Go spend the night at your dad's house. It's like it's never occurred to you that the things you say can hurt people. Or like you don't care. I'm going to the store, please be gone when I get back.
Me: <heart is breaking>
Mostly trying not to not let Little Orange see me crying. I feel like a complete shit mom.
Do a pub crawl in Charlestown.
Cool, that should cut down on the false alarms then.
Also, maybe someone should look into the effects of opening the microwave while it is working?
Don't see it as a failure to live up to some arbitrary standard, see it as an opportunity to see many interesting things for the first time!has anyone else tried the missions? I'm getting a little bored with visiting the same portals around my house so i was thinking they might shake it up a bit.
I've actually been pretty tempted by that. I live within (reasonable) walking distance of the Battle of Bunker Hill.
That's one of the damnedest things. Boston is an incredibly historic city, as far as American history goes, and the rest of Eastern Massachusetts is equally historic. About a month ago I looked at the tombstone of a man who was born before the English colonized North America. I don't normally do shit like that. I've never boarded the USS Constitution and it's RIGHT FUCKING THERE. When I look at the missions on Ingress, I feel ashamed.