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Messages - Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD

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Or that Isis was a virgin, when she clearly was a necrophiliac.

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FACT about most people in skeptic groups; they don't want to have skeptical conversations that question ideas, they just want to make themselves feel superior by shit posting about people they think are stupider than they are.

I get a sense of that, at least with those who seem to want to disprove Christianity, and it's embarrassing when they say shit like Dionysus was called King of Kings when Zeus was still knocking about, or that Horus performed miracles, just like Jesus did (seriously, show me a god that doesn't have weird superpowers). Making shit up weakens your position and credibility. Especially if the source of your memes is a YouTube Truther documentary.

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I went to the post office and the store (I now have almost everything I need for my trip, except for a duffel bag and a stupid hat) and when I came home, grades were posted. It bumps me up from a borderline A to a solid A, so that tells me that my current level of studying is perfect.

Now I will change the cat boxes, make dinner, and drink a beer while logging grades while dinner cooks.

I AM DOING IT YOU GUYS.

 :cheers:

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So, I just found out the source of all that bullshit about Jesus being 100% identical to Horus and Dionysus and Mithras and practically every other deity in every single culture in history. Fucking Zeitgeist the Movie. Jesus fucking Christ (no pun intended) is that really where all this fucking patent nonsense is really coming from in the unskeptical atheist community? It's NWO nutbaggery.

When you get thoroughly debunked by a biblical literalist, you're doing some higher level idiocy.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Fabulam Romanam, aut Veritas de Stercore
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:30:50 am »
31 October 1920
Mountjoy Jail, Dublin, British Empire

Mrs. Barry looked at the chaplain as she left, puzzled. "Where is Canon Waters?"
The chaplain replied, "He is suddenly ill, ma'am. I will be taking your son's confession."

The chaplain walked in and turned to the guards, "sirs, do you mind?" He pointed to his collar. The guards looked at each other, nodded and walked out of the room.

Kevin started, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"Do you want the good news first, or the bad?"

"Pardon?"

"Good news first, or bad?"

Kevin thought for a moment. Puzzled, he went along with it. "The bad."

The chaplain spoke:
"Selfishly, I may get in a lot of fucking trouble for this. Supervisors don't like a lot of interfering with the timeline, and Canon Waters is supposed to be here right now. Also, I'm no priest, so I can't absolve you. From my perspective, you're just going to have to deal with whatever guilt you feel until the morning. You know, when it all goes black. I suppose that's a bit of the good news. Happy Halloween."

"Who are you?"

"A time traveler. Sounds mad, I know. I'm not done yet. You won't live to see some amazing shit. You'll never know about the discovery of the basic genetic code for life, or what it's shaped like, how it works, and how future generations will be able to manipulate it. You'll never understand the origin of the universe, or wonder what the hell dark matter is. You'll never see a man stand on the Moon or hear the staticky words, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" first hand. You'll never see Earth from afar. You'll never fly across the ocean. You'll never see incredible advances in medicine. You'll never grow old. You'll never be able to have complete access to all documented human knowledge with a few motions of your fingers. And I have the ability to give you all of those things, but if I do, unpredictable changes will occur, so I can only give you the good news and the bad."

"The good news, then."

"You won't live to see the rest of this century. You won't live to see the civil war that immediately follows your country's independence. You won't see the impending global economic collapse, and the rise of fascism. You won't live to see the single most destructive war in human history. You won't live to see atomic weapons used on civilians. You won't see a nail biting standoff that threatens to annihilate humanity itself that lasts for decades. You won't be lulled into a false sense of security with the collapse of the Soviet Union. You'll never live to see humanity survive all of that shit, and still go on to systematically destroy the environment because it's more profitable in the short term. You'll also miss out on hippies, disco, and hair bands, which can go either way depending on your preference. And you get to avoid all of this, and remembered as a hero to your cause. You even get a ballad."

Kevin was silent for several moments.

"Why are you telling me all of this?"

The chaplain himself was silent for a few moments, considering what his motives were. "If I was going to die in the morning, I'd want someone to come back and tell me what was going to happen afterwards, too, in the hopes that everything would turn out fine."

"Is it going to be alright in the end?"

"How should I know? I've never seen the end."

"Will you pray with me, so?"

The chaplain wasn't a religious man in reality, but played the part for the condemned, and crossed himself.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 03:44:33 pm »
What I took from that video is that breasts are basically proto-cancerous.

Smooth pick up lines:
"Hey baby. You got some great time bombs there. They can't be more than 14 years older than the rest of you"

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 03:10:55 pm »
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
 :lulz:

This is why at the age of 46, I am only 2 feet tall.

That's a problem. Having less DNA takes away your superpowers.
:lulz:
no no, you obviously don't understand.
You have the same amount of DNA, it is just jammed into a smaller volume.
The older you get, the more dense you get.
I have irrefutable proof: Everybody knows the oldest things in the universe are black holes, and they are super dense, Quod Erat Confundum!

Damn, you're right. But that doesn't jive with the expansion of the universe. Shouldn't we be like, 100 feet tall by the time we die in comparison to how compressed space was when we were born?

Nope.  Everything just rolls out like pizza dough.  But conservation of energy, so there's only so much pizza dough getting spread wider and wider.  Then holes start to form.

Then you fall out of the universe, which results in either Portland or Tucson.  Hope for Portland.  It's haunted and nothing works and it rains all day, but the people are more fun.

I'd take the rain over the angry pixellated Titan that punishes Tucson.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:57:29 pm »
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
 :lulz:

This is why at the age of 46, I am only 2 feet tall.

That's a problem. Having less DNA takes away your superpowers.
:lulz:
no no, you obviously don't understand.
You have the same amount of DNA, it is just jammed into a smaller volume.
The older you get, the more dense you get.
I have irrefutable proof: Everybody knows the oldest things in the universe are black holes, and they are super dense, Quod Erat Confundum!

Damn, you're right. But that doesn't jive with the expansion of the universe. Shouldn't we be like, 100 feet tall by the time we die in comparison to how compressed space was when we were born?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 04:50:02 am »
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
 :lulz:

This is why at the age of 46, I am only 2 feet tall.

That's a problem. Having less DNA takes away your superpowers.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:29:48 am »
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
 :lulz:

 :lulz:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:26:48 am »
WATCH THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfhTufJFSmU

 :lulz:

He is just stringing words together in a way that sounds like they make sense, but they don't.

 
 :lulz:

I like how it gradually got messier. Also,  :lulz: cancer being 36 years "older" than the rest of you. Cancer's whole thing is out of control cell division, of course it would look molecularly "older" than the rest of you.


"The telomeres allow chromosomes to duplicate without just breaking in half"

 :lulz: OK, I get that the host hasn't taken any biology since sixth grade. But surely they could have found some writers that have? It was just a goddamn CLUSTERFUCK. I can't even remember all of the sentences that didn't make any fucking sense.

Oh man, I forgot about that part. I wonder if he, or whoever wrote his script, confused telomeres and centromeres

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: TWID TWID TWID TWID
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:03:37 am »
WATCH THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfhTufJFSmU

 :lulz:

He is just stringing words together in a way that sounds like they make sense, but they don't.

 :lulz:

I like how it gradually got messier. Also,  :lulz: cancer being 36 years "older" than the rest of you. Cancer's whole thing is out of control cell division, of course it would look molecularly "older" than the rest of you.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Music challenge
« on: February 11, 2015, 04:12:29 pm »
This is an interesting idea.

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Principia Discussion / Re: What degree are you?
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:15:31 am »
23 Kevin

Pfft. I'm a 33 Kevin.

No, seriously, I'm 33 and my real name is Kevin.

You might want to be careful about giving RWHN your real name, he might report you to the authorities for being a menace to the children.

 :lulz: :lulz:

Also, damn, how long has it been since I've been here?

That long.

I'll have to remedy that.

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I got an email from my Cell Bio professor saying that all of the In Progresses are no longer in progress so we can get our finals and paper 3 back.  :lulz:

Also, "If you haven't applied for summer internships, the deadlines are approaching"

And I'm like, "Oh shit.... Dr. D, tell me more"

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