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http://jobs.aol.com/articles/2011/07/07/700-pound-woman-makes-a-career-out-of-eating-a-lot/?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl2|sec1_lnk1|76481


Courtesy of Mrs Mang. I think it beats the 'Kill Osama Commemorative Coin' by a long chalk.


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Or Kill Me / Liber Narcoticum (a SSOOKN product)
« on: July 08, 2011, 03:29:18 pm »
LIBER NARCOTICUM sub figura 154

being a leisurely published tragi-comedy on the nature of Heroin but known in the world of men as

"Junkies say the funniest things!"


Fragment 1

Dramatis Personae:

Mangrove: A prankster Kabbalist with a polystyrene nose.
Silver Lining: An eternal optimist.


SL: Hey Mang! How are things?

Mang: Well....I can't type because I don't have a keyboard. I can't click because I don't have a mouse. I can't watch a movie because I don't have DVD player. I can't take pictures because I don't have a camera.

SL: How so?

Mang: Because The Junkies took them.

SL: Don't think of them as Junkies so much as Radical Buddhist Guerrillas liberating you from your attachments to material objects.
 




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YOU MAKE STUPID MERCHANDISE!!!


 :mullet:


www.justicecoin.com

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Be afraid...
« on: June 08, 2011, 01:00:45 pm »

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...until yet another fundamentalist whacko commits spectacular 'self pwnage'.


http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html



Please contact them on May 22nd  :lol:

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Dear Mr The Great Reverend Roger,

It has come to the attention of SSOOKN (Way Out West Division) that you just might be the man we need for our latest project.

The job offer/mission is included in the following link. However, owing to security reasons, SSOOKN have encrypted the message in a code that only you will be able to decipher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FODj93HT5tQ

Best wishes,

SSOOKN HR DEPT.

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I'm trying to get myself back into forum life. So here goes, my gift to you all  :lulz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vGpdM3qG84

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / America - The User's Guide
« on: July 29, 2010, 09:06:53 pm »
Long story short - I couldn't sleep, had an idea.

Basically, compilation of Cartoons, rants, pics, WOMPs, 'American Moments' etc basically anything that would explain America to others and be a handy manual of instruction. Perhaps this could be cobbled together into some kind of publication, maybe it's an Intermittens....

1st submission from The Scrid




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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / SSOOKN Giveaway
« on: July 20, 2010, 03:23:45 pm »
That's right, the folks at SSOOKN have decided to brighten your day by giving you free gifts.

Episode 1:

Professor Cramulus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q

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GASM Command / BeckGASM
« on: July 08, 2010, 08:04:53 pm »
Uhh...not really sure that I have a plan in mind.

At great risk to my sanity, I decided to watch an episode of Glenn Beck. All it did was make me think SOMETHING should happen to him.

Clearly, he is impervious to fact or reason. He's so entangled in his 'Progressives? LOL!' reality tunnel, that I think any attempt to fact check him would be an utter waste of effort.

So, I figured the next option would be 'if you can't beat him, join him' in that his paranoia should be confirmed and stoked as far as possible. I'm really really hoping that he'll have an enormous emotional ketchup bottle burst on tv and start frothing at the mouth about 'The Jews! The Jews!'

I think that the only way he could be discredited is to goad him into espousing increasingly unhinged views.

When I couldn't sleep the other night after reading the introductory chapter of 'Common Nonsense' my first thought was to write to him regularly as a fan & fellow patriot and then recommend or even send him actual books that I think he would 'benefit' from. I have this desire that one day he will whip out a copy of 'The Protocols of The Elders of Zion' or something equally nasty and tell everyone to read it and 'learn history' etc.

 

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http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-i-m-arrest-what-fifty-bizarre


Alabama
Itís illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.



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