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Principia Discussion / kill aini

« on: March 03, 2005, 06:21:43 pm »

what is the correct collective noun for a group of ainis? (if such a thing exists, i still think that she's acting alone...)

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Principia Discussion / A challenge for all Bush-Haters

« on: March 03, 2005, 06:19:18 pm »

man, i hate to see bunnies cry....<gives fluffy a carrot drink voucher for use at the OB>

 <pats fluffy on head>  there, there...i'm sure the security services have more newsworthy targets to find than a discordian rabbit.

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Principia Discussion / kill aini

« on: February 28, 2005, 07:04:37 pm »

::stabs this pope where it hurts::

Oh, you did not just go there missy.

::grabs aini, travels forward in time ten years and defenestrates her from the top of the Freedom Towers::

 

thank you CLF, you pimped my troll!

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Or Kill Me / Oracles of Dumb

« on: February 28, 2005, 12:43:42 am »

<mangrove emerges from office with spare blankets>

 enjoy

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Or Kill Me / Oracles of Dumb

« on: February 28, 2005, 12:39:28 am »

<sees CLF drink/fort fest>

 ok, i really need to sleep...but first...<gets Senor L his drinks>

 'night everybody!

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Principia Discussion / kill aini

« on: February 27, 2005, 09:50:32 pm »

 hmm...touchy. i was merely conducting market research. the fact that zorga wants you pickled ain't my fault missy.

This is quite true. Zoga is sorry you were stabbed by the jealous fairy.
Would you like a bandaid and a drink, Pope xvii?

thank you zorga. not to worry...i never come to PD without my trusty stab jacket.

 i'm guessing you're drinking rum tonight?  

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Or Kill Me / Oracles of Dumb

« on: February 27, 2005, 09:20:25 pm »

sings: long and tall and doo doo doo...that girl from principia...doo doo

 <rhumbas back to the bar>

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Principia Discussion / kill aini

« on: February 27, 2005, 09:18:52 pm »

Zorga kills aini and pickles her in rum.
See how well aini and Zorga get along now?

 not wanting to get involved, but would pickled fairy in rum be worth stocking in the bar or should i just order in some more beer?

::stabs this pope where it hurts::

 hmm...touchy. i was merely conducting market research. the fact that zorga wants you pickled ain't my fault missy.

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Or Kill Me / Oracles of Dumb

« on: February 27, 2005, 09:11:25 pm »

who wants to dance with....the oracle of rhumba?  

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Principia Discussion / kill aini

« on: February 27, 2005, 09:03:35 pm »

Zorga kills aini and pickles her in rum.
See how well aini and Zorga get along now?

 not wanting to get involved, but would pickled fairy in rum be worth stocking in the bar or should i just order in some more beer?

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Principia Discussion / A challenge for all Bush-Haters

« on: February 26, 2005, 11:27:30 pm »

Glad I spelled the place correctly....not that anyone gives a damn about spelling on this forum.

There was another major arrest/stony silence event that I heard about, around about the same time as the NY fiasco. Chicago? Detroit?

If there is any justice, the BBC series 'The Power Of Nightmares' will be shown in the US or come out on DVD and you can see the <ahem> evidence these poor schmucks were arrested on. If you can get to see this, it's very good. I doubt if it'll do anything other than confirm what you already know, but it is a good 3 hours of 'omg how stupid are we?' tv.

oops...sorry...got all political there....quick, someone channel Bill Hicks to do some dick jokes and dig me out of the comedy blackhole I've dug for myself.....

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Principia Discussion / A challenge for all Bush-Haters

« on: February 26, 2005, 03:11:22 pm »

just wondering, but how can you have a war on terror, if there has been no attacks. surely thats just called a war.
i will quote bill hicks for the last fucking time

"there never was a war,...you see a war is when two armies are fighting.

So you see right there..."

 you can never have too many bill hicks quotes. keep 'em coming.

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game

« on: February 26, 2005, 10:25:43 am »

It's the Muppet Show
With our very special guest...
Alice Cooper! YEAHHHHHHH!


NT:for god's sake mangrove get off the frickin' computer and get your ass in town to do something constructive!

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Principia Discussion / A challenge for all Bush-Haters

« on: February 26, 2005, 10:22:27 am »

Was this the famous terror plot that was uncovered in NY?
(Lackawanna?....did i spell that right?)

 The terror plot which was splashed all over the news complete with big Bushy speech about how they're winning?

 The same terror plot that was found to be non-existent and the people found innocent and let go without so much as a murmur?

 Just checking.

 We've had hundreds of terror related arrests in the UK. Only 4 convictions, those relating to things like possession of illegal literature rather than any actual plots and ZERO al-qaeda. That's right. ZIP. NADA. Not a sausage.

 Just saying.

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game

« on: February 25, 2005, 10:52:38 pm »

we're hungry, we're cold!
why thank you for the turkey.
now we take land. yoink!

NT: pizza hut