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Literate Chaotic / The Book Of Teh n00b.
« on: March 31, 2005, 06:29:13 pm »
Quote from: LMNO
Fucking brilliant.

I love reading Crowley parodies...


Drinks for you, good sir!



parody?! that was a genuine spiritual experience i had at work yesterday!

or not.   :wink:

<takes the drink anyway>

i was trying to make a pithy summary of the forum. the crowley vibe sort of slipped in and took a life of it's own. i really need to lay off the occult book shopping for a while and read something frothy....

2327
Principia Discussion / Questions Only
« on: March 31, 2005, 06:01:54 pm »
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: DJRubberducky
So is Green Day actually believing that its wannabe-subversive message is going to reach people who will listen to it, or are they a construct of the Machine in an attempt to infiltrate the youth who claim to be jaded?


Why didn't they take a lesson from Rage Against the Machine, anyway?

[edit: Then again, what's wrong with trying to be a political punk?]

[re-edit: am I bad for calling Green Day Punk?]


which lesson was that?

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Literate Chaotic / The Book Of Teh n00b.
« on: March 31, 2005, 05:36:01 pm »
Quote from: horab fibslager
lol cheers dude.



don't mention it  :D

<OB materializes a drink to wherever Horab is lurking>

2329
Literate Chaotic / The Book Of Teh n00b.
« on: March 30, 2005, 09:57:20 pm »
The Book Of Teh n00b.
   or
   LIBER CIXII

 (sub figura xxiii)

As delivered by 275 to xvii

Official Pineal Download of the

S. S. O. O. K. N.

Publication in Class Eh?


1. Asshat! The manifestation of the n00b.

2. Every man & every woman is in the Open Bar.

3. We are all Horab anyway.

4. (oh yes, and bunnies too)

5. But the n00bs are not of us!

6. The lame-o, the Emo, the grey face are
not where we are.

7. If thou troll, then troll without mercy,
or else eat cookies & pie.

8. There is no law beyond post what thou wilt -
Nublar0sity is struck down by the secret 4-fold
word that I have given ye. Count well it's name
and number.

9. S.T.F.U.

10. Take your fill of hawt seks1 ch1x0rs as ye will
but take no offense if they refuse and pwn your sorry ass.

11. Eat thy carbs, drink thy caffeine & alcohol - but
always unto me. Take strange drugs when typing...or ordinary
ones....or none. (see if I care!)

12. X 34 7 B 1 Q ZZ T 76 18 K W Q F C O AKD

13. What does this mean O my prophet? Fucked if I know,
you should have better things to do with your time.

14. Praise me with poems, rants & haiku.
(They'll probably be shit, but do it anyway)

15. The random, the quirky, the surprising, the freaky,
the horny, the weird, the eccentric - all are ye welcome
in my house. But not the n00B! Shun them as ye would shun
the hunch brain. Blarghing random crap a discordian it dost
not make.

16. LDD or ELF - there is no difference. As brothers/sisters
jake ye.

17. WTF? Study this holy book of n00b for it contains many
mysteries....and some junk (maybe).

18. Post what thou wilt. The word of the Law is FNORD.

19. Avatar and screen names are illusions, but there is that
which remains. Quote others and change their letters freely.

20. Kallisti j0! My numbers are 5 & 23. Add, subtract, divide,
multiply & generally mess around to connect everything to my
sacred numerals in the most tenuous & preposterous ways possible.

21. Be not deceived by the capital 'T'- O.M.! Ha!

22. Thud, the fat cursed city is teh sux0rs. Tread drunkenly
among the mouth breathers. Don't read this. Distribute this
as required. Or not.

23. Own! The book of the n00B is revealed.


The Comment

1. Bite me.
2. Bite me.
3. Bite me.
4. The neo-con studies these runes but understandeth them not.
5. There is great error if one reads this and cares.

2330
Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: March 30, 2005, 06:28:02 pm »
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
haikus are so cool
I AM THE CORNHOLIO
give me some nachos

next:  cappucino


nice try corny....but there is just no way on earth that cornholio would be writing poetry. about as likely as him listening to 'winger'.

 so, so busted.

   8)

2331
Literate Chaotic / LMNO-PI
« on: March 29, 2005, 11:24:11 pm »
OB - shut up. you don't have an agent.  :roll:

LMNO - please continue your story. i apologize on behalf of OB....he was featured in an banned edition of an 'Archie Andrews' comic and he's not been the same since...

2332
Or Kill Me / baking with horab
« on: March 29, 2005, 12:17:35 am »
Quote from: horab fibslager
yeah carrot cake is totally awesome.

carrot cake twinkies = pu|23 3vi1



there's carrot cake twinkies???? <shudders>....you mean to tell me that people at Hostess have actually seen a vegetable?

 this is worrying news indeed.

2333
Literate Chaotic / Everyone post their favourite last words!
« on: March 29, 2005, 12:13:32 am »
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
El Duce from The Mentors, not El Duce from Italy.

 8)



that's what they want you to believe.

2334
Or Kill Me / ITT, WE ANALYZE CELEBS AND LABEL THEM "OPIE" OR &q
« on: March 27, 2005, 06:54:27 pm »
michael jackson = opie

2335
Literate Chaotic / LMNO-PI
« on: March 25, 2005, 06:59:28 pm »
RAH!!

and i would like to add that this is the first work of fiction to utilize Scrids.....for too long, the Scrid has been ignored in contemporary literature and i for one, would like to congratulate LMNO on breaching this last of literary taboos.

ask for more Scrid-centric fiction at your local bookstore now.

2336
Literate Chaotic / what in the hell is a.....
« on: March 24, 2005, 07:56:19 am »
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
I wasn't making that up. That's been a commonly used slang term since I was a kid.

 8)



for real? then what were your childhood memories doing in my subconscious? and unauthorized i might add.

i found 'scrod' in the dictionary (Oxford) - it's a young haddock or cod. 19thc US usage.

2337
Literate Chaotic / what in the hell is a.....
« on: March 24, 2005, 12:32:51 am »
excellent work everyone!

 :D

2338
Literate Chaotic / what in the hell is a.....
« on: March 23, 2005, 05:18:33 pm »
Quote from: DJRubberducky
"Scrid" is Scottish slang for a unit of currency, similar to our "buck".


really? i didn't know. i mean, in the UK we've got 'quid'....but i've never heard of 'scrid'....but then i'm not from scotland.

if you visit the bar, scrid is the game that me & LMNO are playing in our new socks.

2339
Literate Chaotic / what in the hell is a.....
« on: March 23, 2005, 03:59:13 pm »
Quote from: LMNO
Scrid:
1. n. A highly literate squid.
2. v. The act of sliding on a freshly-waxed kitchen floor in new socks.



 :lol:   :lol:    :lol:

the opening salvo in the 'what is a scrid?' competition has been fired!

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Literate Chaotic / what in the hell is a.....
« on: March 23, 2005, 03:38:20 pm »
scrid?
i heard this word in a dream last night. if possible, please identify....failing that, create amusing & original definition.

i would be really pleased if we can convince other people that this word is in common usage and that they're simply not very 'with it' for not knowing.

maybe 6 months from now, someone will claim to have invented it or cite some preposterous etymology.

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