« on: March 30, 2005, 09:57:20 pm »
The Book Of Teh n00b.
(sub figura xxiii)
As delivered by 275 to xvii
Official Pineal Download of the
S. S. O. O. K. N.
Publication in Class Eh?
1. Asshat! The manifestation of the n00b.
2. Every man & every woman is in the Open Bar.
3. We are all Horab anyway.
4. (oh yes, and bunnies too)
5. But the n00bs are not of us!
6. The lame-o, the Emo, the grey face are
not where we are.
7. If thou troll, then troll without mercy,
or else eat cookies & pie.
8. There is no law beyond post what thou wilt -
Nublar0sity is struck down by the secret 4-fold
word that I have given ye. Count well it's name
10. Take your fill of hawt seks1 ch1x0rs as ye will
but take no offense if they refuse and pwn your sorry ass.
11. Eat thy carbs, drink thy caffeine & alcohol - but
always unto me. Take strange drugs when typing...or ordinary
ones....or none. (see if I care!)
12. X 34 7 B 1 Q ZZ T 76 18 K W Q F C O AKD
13. What does this mean O my prophet? Fucked if I know,
you should have better things to do with your time.
14. Praise me with poems, rants & haiku.
(They'll probably be shit, but do it anyway)
15. The random, the quirky, the surprising, the freaky,
the horny, the weird, the eccentric - all are ye welcome
in my house. But not the n00B! Shun them as ye would shun
the hunch brain. Blarghing random crap a discordian it dost
16. LDD or ELF - there is no difference. As brothers/sisters
17. WTF? Study this holy book of n00b for it contains many
mysteries....and some junk (maybe).
18. Post what thou wilt. The word of the Law is FNORD.
19. Avatar and screen names are illusions, but there is that
which remains. Quote others and change their letters freely.
20. Kallisti j0! My numbers are 5 & 23. Add, subtract, divide,
multiply & generally mess around to connect everything to my
sacred numerals in the most tenuous & preposterous ways possible.
21. Be not deceived by the capital 'T'- O.M.! Ha!
22. Thud, the fat cursed city is teh sux0rs. Tread drunkenly
among the mouth breathers. Don't read this. Distribute this
as required. Or not.
23. Own! The book of the n00B is revealed.
1. Bite me.
2. Bite me.
3. Bite me.
4. The neo-con studies these runes but understandeth them not.
5. There is great error if one reads this and cares.