Sometimes I rattle the cage and beat my head uselessly against its bars, but sometimes, I can shake one loose and use it as a dildo.
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I've never claimed to be in the rant business, although if you want to find one of the occasional pieces of crap I think might be amusing enough to post, you could probably just dig back through the older threads in this forum.
edit: since ever rant I've ever seen posted on this board by anyone (including me) has been more or less all the same rant, I try to put them out there very infrequently in the hopes that maybe no one will notice that I've just been cribbing from myself the whole time.
in AmeriCo(tm), it refers to a girl who's got serious ass and titties.
presumably, our brick shithouses were more attractive than yours, although probably less useful in an architectural sense.
Several obervations were mad, and questions were asked:
1. I've always wondered: what does "built like a brick shithouse" mean?
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiAuthentic VoT debating style may only be achieved through liberal use of the: smiley.
No, because then he will claim it was all sarcasm and people should know that by now.
I don't care if I see Katka again because I am a cold hearted, manipulative, chauvanist, skirt -chasing bastard. Also, my "official" girlfriend is way hotter and has way bigger boobies.
Quote from: ManKali? The Goddess of death has zero sex appeal. What would Kali do? She'd probably be worse than the MAN(tm). Then we'd all be whoreshipping Eros instead of Eris to dissent.
WTF are you talking about? One of Kali's aspects is the Mother.
Knows an 8 armed MILF when he sees one.
Not to mention Crowly couches some of his best jokes in kabbalistic language...
Does this green thread make my ass look fat?
Damn it, Mang...
yeah, It's kaballababble. I learned it when studying tarot & the torah, while researching Crowley.
Didn't learn it too well, but I always figured the point is that no one can ever learn it well enough to fully understand it.
ass and habanero peppers loose in your diarrheatic fluids burning your flesh as they dribble down your legs as you try to run for the toilet but slip on a dead rat, barely able to catch yourself on the coat-hook for just a brief moment before you collapse into the puddly mess.
--Irrev. Hugh; Will Tell YOU what Chaos Is.
Someday science will discover the gene that makes men compelled to describe their endowments in hyperbolic terms.....
Geez I mean you don't see ladies saying "Check out my labia, it's a foot wide, seriously!"