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Or Kill Me / I can't read Sermon 15/ rant #88
« on: March 23, 2005, 01:10:54 am »
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
I've never claimed to be in the rant business, although if you want to find one of the occasional pieces of crap I think might be amusing enough to post, you could probably just dig back through the older threads in this forum.

 8)

edit: since ever rant I've ever seen posted on this board by anyone (including me) has been more or less all the same rant, I try to put them out there very infrequently in the hopes that maybe no one will notice that I've just been cribbing from myself the whole time.



Mr Sainthood? Your lawyer called. He's filing a suit against you for self-plagarism   :shock:

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Literate Chaotic / The Enlightenment
« on: March 21, 2005, 11:23:58 pm »
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
in AmeriCo(tm), it refers to a girl who's got serious ass and titties.

presumably, our brick shithouses were more attractive than yours, although probably less useful in an architectural sense.

 8)


well stone me. don't you just love cultural differences? bit like the whole fanny/fag translation errors to & from US English.

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Literate Chaotic / The Enlightenment
« on: March 21, 2005, 10:19:28 pm »
Quote from: LMNO
Several obervations were mad, and questions were asked:

1.  I've always wondered:  what does "built like a brick shithouse" mean?



seeing as no one tackled this pressing issue: in the UK people of stocky, muscular proportions (eg: nightclub bouncers) are sometimes referred to as being 'built like a brick shithouse'.

presumably in ye olde england, the shithouse was rather heftily constructed.

2344
Or Kill Me / Presidents say stupid things
« on: March 18, 2005, 12:47:49 am »
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Authentic VoT debating style may only be achieved through liberal use of the:    :roll:  smiley.


  Just sayin'.


No, because then he will claim it was all sarcasm and people should know that by now. :roll:


i would like to reply to your outrageous bleeding heart liberal logic but i'm supposed to be at work   :D

2345
Or Kill Me / Presidents say stupid things
« on: March 18, 2005, 12:37:08 am »
Authentic VoT debating style may only be achieved through liberal use of the:    :roll:  smiley.


  Just sayin'.

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Literate Chaotic / The Enlightenment
« on: March 15, 2005, 07:27:06 pm »
Quote from: Anonymous
I don't care if I see Katka again because I am a cold hearted, manipulative, chauvanist, skirt -chasing bastard. Also, my "official" girlfriend is way hotter and has way bigger boobies.



darwinist dating at it's finest  :D

2347
Or Kill Me / Let me go.
« on: March 12, 2005, 06:30:56 pm »
Quote from: Scribe
I wish someone could read mine.  Unless they were law enforcement. Or my tutors.


<tunes into Scribe's brain>


 ".....not....enough....scottie dogs?....no...scotch!! yes...need more scotch!!"

2348
Or Kill Me / The MAN
« on: March 12, 2005, 06:17:38 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Man
Kali?  The Goddess of death has zero sex appeal.  What would Kali do?  She'd probably be worse than the MAN(tm).  Then we'd all be whoreshipping Eros instead of Eris to dissent.


WTF are you talking about?  One of Kali's aspects is the Mother.

TGRR,
Knows an 8 armed MILF when he sees one.


metaphysical MILF? and thus, on saturday 12th march 2005, a new genre of porn was created.

  8)

2349
Or Kill Me / Chaos is...
« on: March 11, 2005, 10:55:10 pm »
Quote from: LMNO
Not to mention Crowly couches some of his best jokes in kabbalistic language...


Does this green thread make my ass look fat?


no....actually it sets off your eyes quite nicely. piece of green string and you're good to go.

2350
Or Kill Me / Chaos is...
« on: March 11, 2005, 08:49:12 pm »
Quote from: LMNO
Damn it, Mang...

yeah, It's kaballababble.  I learned it when studying tarot & the torah, while researching Crowley.


Didn't learn it too well, but I always figured the point is that no one can ever learn it well enough to fully understand it.


can i sign you up? all you have to do is ward off madonna with green string. it's a real easy gig.

 and yeah, kabbalah/tarot/crowley are favorites of mine also.....just when you feel like you figured a bit out, you find out there's a million things you didn't.

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Or Kill Me / Chaos is...
« on: March 11, 2005, 08:43:29 pm »
Quote from: LMNO
Tifareth through Hod, my darling.

and then out.


<checks membership log>....dude, you in the navigators? that sounded like kaballahbabble to me.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Chaos is metal up your
« on: March 11, 2005, 06:41:50 pm »
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
ass and habanero peppers loose in your diarrheatic fluids burning your flesh as they dribble down your legs as you try to run for the toilet but slip on a dead rat, barely able to catch yourself on the coat-hook for just a brief moment before you collapse into the puddly mess.

-just saying

--Irrev. Hugh; Will Tell YOU what Chaos Is.



send it to a hollywood studio and call it 'final destination 3'?

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Or Kill Me / discordian marriage sermon thing.
« on: March 11, 2005, 06:34:35 pm »
Quote from: horab
i learned thc from th edrug cop in 6thgrade. lol.


damn that 6th grade drug cop...he got me hooked too  :(

2354
Or Kill Me / aini is busted
« on: March 06, 2005, 01:09:23 pm »
Quote from: agent compassion
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Someday science will discover the gene that makes men compelled to describe their endowments in hyperbolic terms.....
 :roll:

Geez I mean you don't see ladies saying "Check out my labia, it's a foot wide, seriously!"

 :roll:


<bows to AC's comic genius>...  :lol:   :lol:   :lol:

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Principia Discussion / A challenge for all Bush-Haters
« on: March 06, 2005, 01:21:09 am »
Quote from: agent compassion
Quote
I'm guessing they won't be replacing 'the constitution state' on their license plates any time soon....


Isn't CT where Mrs. Mangrove is?


yes....and where Mr Mangrove will be before the year is out  :D

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