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Or Kill Me / Re: It's all the same fuking shite
« on: Today at 02:08:44 am »
I know that all of you fucking discordians are just a bunch of haters who seem to do anything you can to distance yourself from fucking anarchists which is just fine and dandy sit in your house on your computer and type inane shite all day until your fingers fall off.

Meanwhile, here is Trump not being inclusive

Hours after a deadly terror attack in Barcelona, President Donald Trump suggested that Islamic terrorists should be executed with bullets soaked in pig's blood, praising a discredited story of a 20th-century atrocity.

"Study what General Pershing of the United States did to terrorists when caught," Trump tweeted Thursday afternoon. "There was no more Radical Islamic Terror for 35 years!"

The tweet referenced a false story that Trump told at rallies more than once on the campaign trail. Trump claimed that during the Moro rebellion in the Philippines between 1901 and 1913, U.S. Gen. John Pershing executed Muslim insurgents with bullets dipped in pig's blood. Trump's retelling of the myth has changed each time

Juggalos, for their many manifest faults, including a lack of knowledge about magnets, have always prided themselves on being very inclusive.

That sounds like a crime in and of itself.

Are you wasting good bourbon on molotov cocktails again?  Vodka, damnit, cheap and nasty vodka.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: WHERE'S YOUR GODWIN, NOW?
« on: Yesterday at 01:07:24 am »
My arguments are aimed at groups attempting to impose genocide.

Can you provide me with a source on that? Or are you just assuming that anyone who wants to emulate a Nazi has clear goals and the means to mass murder?

Truth is reached only through understanding.

Big if true.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: August 16, 2017, 01:02:22 am »

Interesting wording, there.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: August 15, 2017, 05:51:07 pm »
Nikki Haley is meeting with the IAEA later this month, over Iran's nuclear program.

Basically, the USA has to certify that Iran is following JCPOA every four(?) months, as a signatory to the treaty (the actual evaluations and investigations are carried out by the IAEA - which released its report last month showing Iran was continuing to be compliant).

Trump did certify Iran last time around...but it took significant bipartisan pressure and his own SecState to get him to sign it, on the day before it lapsed, and he wasn't very happy about doing so.  So, watch out for something to happen at that meeting, and to subsequently happen in October, when Trump is due to sign again.  I have a bad feeling...

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: August 14, 2017, 11:19:44 pm »
Trump's considering pardoning Sheriff Joe.

I based it on actual problems lawyers representing suspected terrorists have. 

So some company called Pastdue Credit Solutions keeps sending me letters saying i've got outstanding debt with NPower for the student accomodation I lived in.

Hilariously they managed to get the dates, address and my name wrong on the letter which were my first clues that something wasn't right.

General consensus online agrees that this is a company just trying to scam people with scary letters.

Suggestions for amusing/effective methods of retaliation welcome.

Write back posing as another family member's solicitor.

Tell them you have run off to join the YPG.

As a member of a desginated terrorist organisation, trying to collect funds from you would put them in contravention of the Terrorism Act (2006) as pertains to terrorist financing and they are advised to confer with the National Crime Agency on how best to seek repayment.

You mean you didn't leave your door unlocked during the crack cocaine epidemic?

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