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#91
GASM Command / Re: Colbertgasm
Last post by Finnius - December 01, 2025, 01:32:18 AMQuote from: altered on March 19, 2024, 02:01:19 AMQuote from: Finnius on March 18, 2024, 08:10:32 PMI used to think this guy was ok...like Dave Letterman.
But then he started pushing his "Vax-Scene" which I originally thought was a mock.
BUT he was triple-dosed with the Clot-Shot. So obviously he was supporting it...in a "fun" way.
Supporting a fake vaccine that kills humans = ++ungood
I hereby revoke his status within Discordia.
Hail Eris...
Oh, man. I'm gonna give you one warning you don't deserve.
We are not your kind. You need to run. You need to run like your ass is on fire and the feral dogs of the neighborhood smell dinner. You need to proactively disable your access to this site permanently. For your own good.
Make your next post a flounce. Otherwise you might just become someone's hobby, you plague rat motherfucker.
So i decided to wait some time for you all to spew your non-motive jism before responding. And here we go!
No...I am not your kind. I am a 2nd generation Discordian...active since 1981. Were you even born then? Ahh...go have nonconsensual sexual intercourse with a micro-cephalic porcupine.
Your "importance" and "threats" are laughable and only mildly-interesting...so i have replied only mildly.
#92
Principia Discussion / Re: Is Our POEE Calendar Missi...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 30, 2025, 10:22:13 PMIt's going to take me some time to work my way through your "Discordian-style leaps of logic," something that, at first glance, appears to be a totally acceptable orthodox Discordian oxymoron.
But, I admit, your calculation of this holiday's date does appear to have merit. Nice work.
But, I admit, your calculation of this holiday's date does appear to have merit. Nice work.
#93
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Weekly Science Headlines
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 30, 2025, 09:20:25 PMQuote from: Pope Mome Apocrypha on November 30, 2025, 08:01:55 PMIt seems we've got a guest moon for the next hot minute, everyone say hello to 2025 PN7, our new quasi-satellite!I don't know ... I'm thinking that, just maybe, the Lligor are in some way involved in this. I mean, it sounds an awful lot like someone just might be utilizing 2025 PN7 to keep an eye (Or, possibly some other cybernetic, genetically advanced, or even evolutionary advanced sensory organ.) on us. And, if not the Lloigor, then who?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_PN7
#94
Principia Discussion / Re: Is Our POEE Calendar Missi...
Last post by Pope Mome Apocrypha - November 30, 2025, 08:47:08 PMNow, I'm no expert, and there's very little in any record of that wild ride of a a wedding to indicate when it happened, but there's some clues and Discordian-style leaps of logic we can make to get closer to an ideal time for the holiday.
First- we know that the wedding took place on an "auspicious day"
Second- we know Peleus was Thessalian, so that narrows down our good days
Third- it was probably a civic holy day, as the leader of a power such as Thessaly probably couldn't be seen as a part of specific rural cults.
From this, we get the 12 civic holy days of Thessaly's calendar.
It's lunar calendar, unfortunately, but we'll get to those issues later.
But there's one holy day on it I think would fit the best.
Think, why was Eris not invited to the wedding in the first place?
There's certainly bigger issues between the gods than a little bit of strife and chaos.
Hell, if everyone else was invited, Violence incarnate and the concept of Disease were rocking up, hardly good vibes for such a day.
Unless the date of the wedding, and one of the more famous guests, particularly opposed the presence of the Goddess. A date celebrating a different goddess, with a very devout cult in Thessaly, a civic holiday, and a historical link with the bride, who was so diametrically against Eris being there she got her uninvited, so she and Zeus could plot their own beginning to the Trojan War.
Themis, who even here on this forum we have named Aneris.
But weddings, like all things, cannot wholly exist in the realm of Aneristic illusion, and Our Lady, Holy Wedding Crasher, showed up to get the party started.
On Aneris's own holiday:
Themistia, a most "auspicious day" indeed.
Now, Themistia is in the Thessalian month of Themistios, and which with a lunar calendar would be either over September/October, or November/December.
But that's fine, that leaves us with either the end of Bureaucracy, or the beginning of Aftermath.
Thus, I throw my hat in the ring.
The Original Snub, the beginning of it all, is not exactly a Genesis story. It's an unapologetic interruption.
Though it does not quite fit with our law of Fives lore directly, I believe that the Orginal Snub should be celebrated on the 73rd of Bureaucracy, at midnight, with an explosion of discord.
Our very own extra new years.
First- we know that the wedding took place on an "auspicious day"
Second- we know Peleus was Thessalian, so that narrows down our good days
Third- it was probably a civic holy day, as the leader of a power such as Thessaly probably couldn't be seen as a part of specific rural cults.
From this, we get the 12 civic holy days of Thessaly's calendar.
It's lunar calendar, unfortunately, but we'll get to those issues later.
But there's one holy day on it I think would fit the best.
Think, why was Eris not invited to the wedding in the first place?
There's certainly bigger issues between the gods than a little bit of strife and chaos.
Hell, if everyone else was invited, Violence incarnate and the concept of Disease were rocking up, hardly good vibes for such a day.
Unless the date of the wedding, and one of the more famous guests, particularly opposed the presence of the Goddess. A date celebrating a different goddess, with a very devout cult in Thessaly, a civic holiday, and a historical link with the bride, who was so diametrically against Eris being there she got her uninvited, so she and Zeus could plot their own beginning to the Trojan War.
Themis, who even here on this forum we have named Aneris.
But weddings, like all things, cannot wholly exist in the realm of Aneristic illusion, and Our Lady, Holy Wedding Crasher, showed up to get the party started.
On Aneris's own holiday:
Themistia, a most "auspicious day" indeed.
Now, Themistia is in the Thessalian month of Themistios, and which with a lunar calendar would be either over September/October, or November/December.
But that's fine, that leaves us with either the end of Bureaucracy, or the beginning of Aftermath.
Thus, I throw my hat in the ring.
The Original Snub, the beginning of it all, is not exactly a Genesis story. It's an unapologetic interruption.
Though it does not quite fit with our law of Fives lore directly, I believe that the Orginal Snub should be celebrated on the 73rd of Bureaucracy, at midnight, with an explosion of discord.
Our very own extra new years.
#95
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Weekly Science Headlines
Last post by Pope Mome Apocrypha - November 30, 2025, 08:01:55 PMIt seems we've got a guest moon for the next hot minute, everyone say hello to 2025 PN7, our new quasi-satellite!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_PN7
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_PN7
#96
Principia Discussion / Is Our POEE Calendar Missing A...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 30, 2025, 11:19:16 AMAnd yeah, I already know Discordians miss a lot of things, and couldn't give a care about even more. And yeah, I already know most of us, even those among us who still call ourselves Discordians, don't take our POEE Calendar and its current holidays seriously.
Still, I'm well aware of at least one other popular deity whose birthday is widely celebrated as a holiday. But, our Blessed Goddess Eris was born eons before calendars were invented, and we don't even have the slightest idea if celebrating her birthday, on any particular day in a Year of Our Lady of Discord (YOLD), holds any meaning for her. And, as Our Lady of Discord has always been immortal, with none of that she's immortal, then she isn't, then she's is again back-and-forth, there are no miraculous resurrections to be celebrated in her honor either.
So, what's left? What do we actually know for sure about our Goddess Eris that may be significant to her, and her followers? Well, I'm glad I asked those rhetorical questions, 'cause I'm thinking it has to be the date of her epochal response to The Original Snub. Now, I do realize the climax of her response happened on the exact same date as that Wedding and Wedding Feast of Peleus and Thetis. But, no one's bothered to celebrate their anniversary for thousands years, if anyone ever did. 'Cause, let's face it, those two are not exactly "the poster couple" for people desiring a life of marital bliss.
Yet, and this is the big question, if we, our Blessed Goddess Eris's faithless followers, wanted to declare any day in a Year of Our Lady of Discord to be our very own "The Original Snub Holiday," what particular day would be most appropriate for the festivities?
Now again, obviously, I believe such a day should clearly be chosen in accordance with The Law of Fives. But, beyond that, I got nothin'. I'm unaware of the day, month, or even the year of the Wedding and Wedding Feast of Peleus and Thetis ever being recorded in any calendar system. And, to make matters worse, even trying to accurately estimate the year of the Wedding and Wedding Feast of Peleus and Thetis appears to put us in the situation of having to assign a Before Year of Our Lady of Discord (BYOLD) date to it. But, I guess that's just par for the Discord.
So, any potentially enlightening ideas? Anyone? After all, this could lead to we the Discordians actually celebrating a holiday that is truly worthy of, and directly, unambiguously associated with Our Lady of Discord herself.
Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
Still, I'm well aware of at least one other popular deity whose birthday is widely celebrated as a holiday. But, our Blessed Goddess Eris was born eons before calendars were invented, and we don't even have the slightest idea if celebrating her birthday, on any particular day in a Year of Our Lady of Discord (YOLD), holds any meaning for her. And, as Our Lady of Discord has always been immortal, with none of that she's immortal, then she isn't, then she's is again back-and-forth, there are no miraculous resurrections to be celebrated in her honor either.
So, what's left? What do we actually know for sure about our Goddess Eris that may be significant to her, and her followers? Well, I'm glad I asked those rhetorical questions, 'cause I'm thinking it has to be the date of her epochal response to The Original Snub. Now, I do realize the climax of her response happened on the exact same date as that Wedding and Wedding Feast of Peleus and Thetis. But, no one's bothered to celebrate their anniversary for thousands years, if anyone ever did. 'Cause, let's face it, those two are not exactly "the poster couple" for people desiring a life of marital bliss.
Yet, and this is the big question, if we, our Blessed Goddess Eris's faithless followers, wanted to declare any day in a Year of Our Lady of Discord to be our very own "The Original Snub Holiday," what particular day would be most appropriate for the festivities?
Now again, obviously, I believe such a day should clearly be chosen in accordance with The Law of Fives. But, beyond that, I got nothin'. I'm unaware of the day, month, or even the year of the Wedding and Wedding Feast of Peleus and Thetis ever being recorded in any calendar system. And, to make matters worse, even trying to accurately estimate the year of the Wedding and Wedding Feast of Peleus and Thetis appears to put us in the situation of having to assign a Before Year of Our Lady of Discord (BYOLD) date to it. But, I guess that's just par for the Discord.
So, any potentially enlightening ideas? Anyone? After all, this could lead to we the Discordians actually celebrating a holiday that is truly worthy of, and directly, unambiguously associated with Our Lady of Discord herself.
Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
#97
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Best Christmas Gifts f...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 30, 2025, 11:07:22 AMHere's a gift item with a lot of possibilities! And, that's 'cause, depending upon "Your Custom Message," you could give this gift to either a MAGAt, or a member of the Resistance 2.0! Now, how many gifts can you think of, that don't contain alcohol, that can do that?!
And, on top of that, you could purchase one for yourself, and then become an instant "photo op worthy" sensation at the public protests many of us will be attending in the run-up to the 2026 Midterm Elections!
POSOTUS Life Size Cutout Cardboard Figure with Your Custom Message
(This item is also available in a variety of smaller sizes, at more affordable prices.)
And, on top of that, you could purchase one for yourself, and then become an instant "photo op worthy" sensation at the public protests many of us will be attending in the run-up to the 2026 Midterm Elections!
POSOTUS Life Size Cutout Cardboard Figure with Your Custom Message
(This item is also available in a variety of smaller sizes, at more affordable prices.)
#98
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 29, 2025, 10:10:09 PMKash Patel's behavior as FBI director has earned him a new nickname, according to former special agent
"The nation's top law enforcement official has been referred to as the 'Make-a-Wish Director' behind his back due to his many extravagant trips and activities,"
As per this article:
""So he flies to see OV [Ohio Valley] score the winning goal on a 757, a jet that he used for the 'render safe' mission, on the ready to dismantle a nuclear bomb if it's found in the United States.
"He goes to UFC fights, he goes to the Boondoggle Ranch [a private hunting ranch in Texas] during a government shutdown for four days. He goes to a golfing outing in Scotland with his buddies on the G5 jet.
"He then flies to Happy Valley to see his girlfriend singing the national anthem at a wrestling match.""
What a guy. He definitely acts like Turd Reich material to me.
"The nation's top law enforcement official has been referred to as the 'Make-a-Wish Director' behind his back due to his many extravagant trips and activities,"
As per this article:
""So he flies to see OV [Ohio Valley] score the winning goal on a 757, a jet that he used for the 'render safe' mission, on the ready to dismantle a nuclear bomb if it's found in the United States.
"He goes to UFC fights, he goes to the Boondoggle Ranch [a private hunting ranch in Texas] during a government shutdown for four days. He goes to a golfing outing in Scotland with his buddies on the G5 jet.
"He then flies to Happy Valley to see his girlfriend singing the national anthem at a wrestling match.""
What a guy. He definitely acts like Turd Reich material to me.
#99
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Best Christmas Gifts f...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 29, 2025, 11:22:43 AMNow, here's a memorable gift, a true "objet d'art," that any cultured MAGAt will treasure forever:
The Friendship Statue - Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein - 2025
The Friendship Statue is destined to become the enduring symbol of, and immortalize, the Trump and Epstein Era of Western Civilization. Is there any doubt that when the prototype of this statue is built on the scale of the Neoclassical style Statue of Liberty, the Art Deco style Christ the Redeemer, and the American Romanticism style Mount Rushmore National Memorial, that it will be designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site?
The Friendship Statue - Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein - 2025
The Friendship Statue is destined to become the enduring symbol of, and immortalize, the Trump and Epstein Era of Western Civilization. Is there any doubt that when the prototype of this statue is built on the scale of the Neoclassical style Statue of Liberty, the Art Deco style Christ the Redeemer, and the American Romanticism style Mount Rushmore National Memorial, that it will be designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site?
#100
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Best Christmas Gifts f...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 28, 2025, 11:19:51 AMIt's officially Black Friday in the USA! And so, it's most definitely that time of year again!
Now, the odds are your MAGAts list is shorter than it was last year. I can't even remember the last time I saw a MAGAt proudly wearing their official, Made-in-China MAGAt hat in public. Still, that doesn't mean we should let a MAGAt forget that we know who they really are this holiday season.
Unfortunately, the absolutely perfect gift, those Gavin Newsom designer Knee Pads, marketed "For all your groveling to Trump needs -- now in Republican red. For the low low price of your soul," are already sold out.
But, this politically appropriate Christmas Ornament is still available from Amazon.com for $ 7.95:
Now, the odds are your MAGAts list is shorter than it was last year. I can't even remember the last time I saw a MAGAt proudly wearing their official, Made-in-China MAGAt hat in public. Still, that doesn't mean we should let a MAGAt forget that we know who they really are this holiday season.
Unfortunately, the absolutely perfect gift, those Gavin Newsom designer Knee Pads, marketed "For all your groveling to Trump needs -- now in Republican red. For the low low price of your soul," are already sold out.
But, this politically appropriate Christmas Ornament is still available from Amazon.com for $ 7.95: