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There's only a handful of you, and you're acting like obsessed lunatics.

I honestly wouldn't want to ever be washed up on the shore unconscious on an island run by you lot.

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#91
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Mandelbrot Slapper - September 27, 2025, 09:34:58 AM
It was an old just say no to drugs slogan from the 80s. Had a pan with a raw egg in it. Then a pan with a cooked egg. It was fucking retarded & we all laughed uproariously at it. Then went & took drugs.

I can't find the other thread I post music in so have this to be goin' on with. I cba looking any longer.

https://youtu.be/VSYPecZI_AI
#92
Principia Discussion / Re: Have a Bodacious Bureflux!
Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 26, 2025, 11:21:27 AM
Quote from: Pope Agena Panigale on September 26, 2025, 08:30:38 AMIndeed, may you all have a Great Bureflux, as we celebrate the greener pastures of The Aftermath Approaching

All Hail Eris! All Hail Discordja!
Discordianism attracts a strange crowd, and this place attracts a stranger crowd than most. I usually come to regret welcoming new people to the forum, but I see that you joined earlier this year, lurked until now, and chose to make your very first post about an actual facet of our religion. So, welcome to the forum!

It's not mandatory, but you may want to consider formally introducing yourself in the Introductions thread, that's pinned at the top of the Apple Talk board. 

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
#93
Principia Discussion / Re: Have a Bodacious Bureflux!
Last post by Pope Agena Panigale - September 26, 2025, 08:30:38 AM
Indeed, may you all have a Great Bureflux, as we celebrate the greener pastures of The Aftermath Approaching

All Hail Eris! All Hail Discordja!
#94
Principia Discussion / Re: Have a Bodacious Bureflux!
Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 26, 2025, 02:02:49 AM
'Tis the 50th day of the Season of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3191, and time once again to celebrate Bureflux, the Season's Holiday.

You know the drill.

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
#95
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Weekly Science Headlines
Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 25, 2025, 10:25:19 PM
Being left-handed, and having tried both hands at fencing while, as the British say, "at uni," I can attest to the fact that the fencing part of the following article's title is true:

Left-handers rank high in fencing and table tennis

For a lefty fencing a right-handed person having little experience facing lefties, it's like fighting an unarmed person. I know that sounds ridiculous, but it's true.

On the other hand, two lefties fencing each other, both of whom have little experience facing our fellow lefties, is like a Keystone Kops movie scene. Most of the time, the two lefties barely touch blades, and end up trying to pummel each other with the guards of their swords. It's hilarious.
#96
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Political Video Clips
Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 25, 2025, 12:13:42 AM
After watching and listening to this, I love the Blues even more:

NEW BLUES HIT - "His Escalator Don't Go Up No More"
#97
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 24, 2025, 09:46:54 PM
Quote from: Mandelbrot Slapper on September 24, 2025, 08:58:08 PMThis is your brain
This is your brain on chemtrails
Report suspicious aviation routes

Okay ... I think that has definite T-shirt possibilities, if accompanied by the right graphics.
#98
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Mandelbrot Slapper - September 24, 2025, 08:58:08 PM
This is your brain
This is your brain on chemtrails
Report suspicious aviation routes
#99
Apple Talk / Re: Introductions VIII: Some ...
Last post by Mandelbrot Slapper - September 24, 2025, 02:37:17 PM
Well the Rapture came & went again without so much as tree frog falling from the canopy & Gazans are still dying.
Current mood:

https://youtu.be/y0LoATTcoJs
#100
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 24, 2025, 01:40:47 PM
Quote from: Bruno on September 23, 2025, 01:39:17 AMHonestly, Tennessee is as weird as Florida. We mad Chemtrails illegal last year, and I keep telling people that if they see them, they need to report it to the police, but I never hear back about if they did or not.
Chemtrails are one of my favorite conspiracy theories.

And, after reading your post, it occurred to me that there's gotta be a good catchphrase to be made up, or an old one to plagerize, that can be used to make a meme out of the right-winger's fear of chemtrails. I'm thinking something like the following:

"Chemtrails! Run for your lives!"

"Chemtrails! Report them if you want to live!"

I'm not really satisfied with these offerings. But, maybe, someone here can come up with something better.
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