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which is it?

Turn to Page 35 and meet an adorable Leprechaun
3 (7.5%)
Turn to page 17 and get eaten by a giant snake
1 (2.5%)
Turn to page 3 and be shrunk to the size of a turd and live in turd town
4 (10%)
Turn to page 91 and learn Kung-Fu
17 (42.5%)
Turn to page 71 and discover the Hilarious Secret of Vampirism
15 (37.5%)

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Author Topic: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE  (Read 16871 times)

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CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
« on: January 25, 2008, 07:46:57 pm »
I was posting these in the PICS thread but decided to centralize them here.

All these covers come from http://www.gamebooks.org/show_series_images.php?id=30 - make yuor own!















































































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Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 07:49:24 pm »
:mittens:

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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 07:56:40 pm »
I don't even know where to begin!  :lulz:
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 07:59:49 pm »
 :lulz:

I had a bunch of these when I was younger and recognize a bunch of the titles, but holy shit! I didn't know there were THAT many. I wonder if my mom still has them in the attic or got rid of them.

LOL: "CYOA Terror on the Titanic" No matter what you do isn't there only one ending?  :lol: I guess you can choose to drown, shoot yourself, jump through the propellers, or kick some bitch off a life boat and steal her spot...
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 08:06:47 pm »
Or have hawt sex with Kate Winslet maybe.
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 08:13:42 pm »
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Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2008, 08:22:44 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz:

what was the original title of that?




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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2008, 08:24:15 pm »
:lulz:

best thread this week!
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2008, 08:26:36 pm »
Suu beat me too it while I was working on mine, but oh well.  This is all I could think of looking at that pic:

There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2008, 08:27:04 pm »
The original was called, "The Gold Medal Secret".
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2008, 08:32:09 pm »
And in keeping with recent trends, apparently:




Ahh... I really need to get back to working...
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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2008, 08:42:17 pm »

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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2008, 09:14:37 pm »
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2008, 09:21:16 pm »
This Thread is EPIC WIN and should not only have its own special place... but should probably be its own website with as many of those damned books as could be dug up.

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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2008, 09:24:52 pm »
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