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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2008, 07:43:23 am »
This thread is beautiful.

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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2008, 10:35:00 am »


RWHN thinks posts like this are funny?
and he drops puns all over the place...
Where did he get his bad taste from?

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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2008, 10:37:04 am »
Well, rumour has it he was a collector of stupid and uncool toys as a (fat) child. He still has them for inspiration.


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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2008, 10:39:03 am »
Haha orly?

I thought the worst of the news about him was the fact that he constantly reads the dictionary to perfect the horrible puns he uses to abuse those he loves?

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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2008, 10:42:17 am »
Well, the dictionary thing goes a little deeper than that. So did RWHN, apparently. He was unable to use his dick for weeks afterwards, and Merriam-Webster don't allow him anywhere near one of their dictionaries now.

His spaggotry is all light and airy on the outside, but inside, he's a twisted fuck.

Also, did you hear about his stint providing security at Justin Timberlake concerts? He didn't even do anything to stop the man, even though he was RIGHT THERE.


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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2008, 10:45:14 am »
That's disgusting!
You think you know a guy...
Just found this picture circling the internet.

Turns out that RWHN takes drugs...
Why doesn't he just buy them like regular people?
It's sick.


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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2008, 10:47:57 am »
A bit hypocritical too, isn't it? He's supposed to be working studying drugs, not taking them!

SPAG!

Still, I don't think we've really explored where his obvious inhumanity comes from. This is all bad shit, but it doesn't really tell us why those puns are so painful...

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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2008, 10:52:49 am »
Well, actually... I saw this a while back and thought it must just be a high quality shoop.

 But now I'm not sure, you think it's real?

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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2008, 10:53:59 am »
Oh yes, that's real all right.

I can tell because I know the history of image editing.

He's a sick and twisted sonofabitch, for sure.

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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2008, 01:24:25 pm »
:mittens:

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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2008, 01:51:23 pm »
Hey Paes! Here is more about that rumour going round that Cain is actually illiterate! I got a pic of him taking some remedial reading classes. You'd never know it from the quality of the posting he does in here....


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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2008, 01:52:00 pm »
Oh dear. 
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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2008, 01:53:25 pm »
 :lulz:
You wanna know why his posts seem so intelligent?
They aren't his, everything he's ever said is complete copypasta.
He's just another /b/tard, taking credit for other people's ideas.

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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2008, 01:54:08 pm »
Yeah, and for all his martial arts talk, here's how he REALLY spends his time.


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Re: ATTN: Paes
« Reply #29 on: June 13, 2008, 01:56:04 pm »
Ha!
It seems "Cain" isn't everything he claims to be.
Noticed anything strange about President Sarkozy's new wife?

Strange resemblance there huh?