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Advice Puppy thread

Started by Cain, July 19, 2008, 01:42:12 PM

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Quote from: Pterodactyl Handler on August 04, 2008, 11:44:09 PM
Dear Advice Puppy,


How can I best annoy/destroy the pathetic worms living at the foot of my mountain? You know, the spags of this very forum.



Brutally yours,

Pterodactyl Handler X


Cain

Quote from: fnord mote eris on August 04, 2008, 11:47:46 PM
Advice puppy just how many trolls would a trolltroll troll if a trolltroll could troll trolls?


Dysnomia

Advice puppy, you're awfully cute.  Can I hug you?   :mrgreen:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Shibboleet The Annihilator


LMNO

Dear Advice Puppy,

Should I make 5 clones of my dead pit bull for $50,000?

Shibboleet The Annihilator


Voodoo

                                                                        "What is K-L-O-N-E?"
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Triple Zero

Advice Puppy, can we see your drugs resume?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

Quote from: triple zero on August 06, 2008, 05:49:13 PM
Advice Puppy, can we see your drugs resume?

Judging by the color scheme, I'd say they never stopped. 

:rimshot:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on August 05, 2008, 07:04:22 AM
Advice puppy, you're awfully cute.  Can I hug you?   :mrgreen:



QuoteDear Advice Puppy,

Should I make 5 clones of my dead pit bull for $50,000?


Reginald Ret

Advice Puppy, seeing that you are immortal can i eat your eyes?
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Messier Undertree


Cain

Quote from: Regret on August 14, 2008, 11:00:56 PM
Advice Puppy, seeing that you are immortal can i eat your eyes?