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Started by trillian, August 05, 2008, 03:33:44 AM

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the last yatto

#180
October 19, 2010, 07:22:44 AM
"Because is not a justafiable reason to let you wear a fake mustache to meet with the diabetes nurse!!"
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Cramulus

#181
October 19, 2010, 04:03:52 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 19, 2010, 07:22:44 AM
"Because is not a justafiable reason to let you wear a fake mustache to meet with the diabetes nurse!!"

:lulz: :lulz:

Suu

#182
April 05, 2011, 10:06:08 PM
"So I still can't find my fake tit. You must have taken it on accident."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#183
April 05, 2011, 10:29:54 PM
"I wish I could fart the toxin from the happening"

Juana

#184
April 06, 2011, 06:41:05 AM
"Damn...I wanted to be a psychology experiment..."
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

BadBeast

#185
April 06, 2011, 11:41:53 AM
"Never mind, let's take a look at what you would have won"
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

AFK

#186
April 06, 2011, 01:57:12 PM
How do you get all of that in there? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BadBeast

#187
April 06, 2011, 02:37:06 PM
I've always utterly refuted doing any such thing. Make no mistake, any implication that I did act in this way will be met with litigation. That's all. Speak to my Lawyer.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Luna

#188
April 06, 2011, 02:43:53 PM
Yardsale then fire
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#189
April 06, 2011, 03:46:43 PM
"call now"

immediately followed by

"I didn't leave that there"

immediately followed by a picture of a fish...  :?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#190
April 06, 2011, 05:19:30 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 03:46:43 PM
"call now"

immediately followed by

"I didn't leave that there"

immediately followed by a picture of a fish...  :?

Cramulus?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#191
April 06, 2011, 05:21:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:19:30 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 03:46:43 PM
"call now"

immediately followed by

"I didn't leave that there"

immediately followed by a picture of a fish...  :?

Cramulus?

Kid's dad...  I still have no clue, he said he got a new bluetooth and it randomly sent his last 5 texts to everyone in his address book.....

Right.

Suu

#192
April 07, 2011, 07:22:59 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 05, 2011, 10:06:08 PM
"So I still can't find my fake tit. You must have taken it on accident."

"BEST DAY EVAR!! I FOUND MY TIT!!!!!! IT WAS IN MY BEACH BAG THE WHOLE TIME!!!"
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#193
April 07, 2011, 07:25:14 PM
"Actually I'm paying to do it.  Oranges don't grow on trees, you know."

Freeky

#194
April 07, 2011, 11:38:57 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 07, 2011, 07:25:14 PM
"Actually I'm paying to do it.  Oranges don't grow on trees, you know."
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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