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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by trillian, August 05, 2008, 03:33:44 AM

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trillian

August 05, 2008, 03:33:44 AM


"I feel like I'm being gang raped by the three of you via text message."

wade

#1
August 05, 2008, 03:35:41 AM
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REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

Cain

#2
August 05, 2008, 03:43:52 AM
"Hello, I am an exiled Nigerian Prince..."

(no, rly)

Iason Ouabache

#3
August 05, 2008, 04:23:07 AM
You just got f'ed in the a. hehe.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Contessa_Ugolino

#4
August 05, 2008, 04:24:13 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 05, 2008, 03:43:52 AM
"Hello, I am an exiled Nigerian Prince..."

(no, rly)

AND I UNDERSTAND YOU WOULD LIKE MY ROUTING NUMBER. OK. IS GOOD.

Best text message I ever received: "I am starving like an orphaned meerkat under the blazing African sun."
WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.

Shinigami715

#5
August 05, 2008, 04:53:41 AM


"A white supremacist with a distaste for baseball."


<3

BADGE OF HONOR

#6
August 05, 2008, 08:10:38 AM
"I can't stop saying 'garbage island' and giggling uncontrollably"
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

AFK

#7
August 05, 2008, 02:19:47 PM
"I mean, are you really surprised that it got stuck?"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iason Ouabache

#8
August 05, 2008, 04:13:21 PM
Wow!  I wish I could speak whale.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Richter

#9
August 05, 2008, 04:23:30 PM
"are they stealth?"
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

#10
August 05, 2008, 04:25:23 PM
"But what about your pants?"

Darth Cupcake

#11
August 05, 2008, 05:37:14 PM
"beer AND random nudity!"

"lactose intolerance: like hiroshima, only up your ass." followed shortly thereafter by "oh god my ass"
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#12
August 05, 2008, 05:43:20 PM
"What if I drove by, crashed through the gates and started flinging poo at the building?"

"What, when I gotta poop?"

"Slugs in garlic sauce are always good"

AFK

#13
August 05, 2008, 05:57:39 PM
"Agreed. Or give the women each axes and let them have at him. They'll find the veins."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

trillian

#14
August 05, 2008, 08:18:24 PM
"You have a way with turds."




"If I could gnaw my own ears off I would."

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