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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by LMNO, December 07, 2009, 01:45:50 PM

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Triple Zero

#120
December 11, 2009, 01:26:10 PM
Quote from: Squid on December 11, 2009, 07:09:02 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 10, 2009, 09:53:05 PM
"Giraffe" doesn't have too much negative connotations, does it? But would it be a boy or a girl's name?

that was my son's imaginary friend's name  :scared:

no shit. "giraffe".

Was it a boy or a girl?

(or a giraffe?)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#121
December 11, 2009, 01:45:13 PM
My daughter's imaginary friend is named "Chickadee".  But she's a chicken, not a chickadee.  Go figure. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#122
December 11, 2009, 05:10:17 PM
Mine was He-Man for a while after my brother was born. I had an imaginary friend I called Antnoots apparently, and then the day my brother, Anthony, was born, he ceased to exist. That still creeps my mom out to this day.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

PopeTom

#123
December 12, 2009, 02:15:03 AM
Quote from: LMNO on December 07, 2009, 02:23:30 PM
It would be totally unfair of me to keep boozing it up while Mrs LMNO is on the wagon.  And by "unfair", I mean "she would punch me in the junk."

Let her punch you in the junk it's already done its job, you don't need it anymore.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Suu

#124
December 12, 2009, 05:18:28 AM
IS THERE BABBY?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#125
December 12, 2009, 06:30:41 AM
COUGH IT UP, LMNO.  WHATSA VERDICT?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#126
December 12, 2009, 06:45:49 AM
BABBY NO BABBY?
BEARD NO BEARD?
MUSTACHE?

Halfbaked1

#127
December 12, 2009, 09:29:38 AM
 :gheyforum: Not gettin any younger here.

In the meantime, video of LMNOs junk getting punched.
:love:

LMNO

#128
December 12, 2009, 05:57:29 PM
I CAN HAZ MAK BABBY.

Suu

#129
December 12, 2009, 06:04:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 12, 2009, 05:57:29 PM
I CAN HAZ MAK BABBY.

:mittens:

Or

:x

Or

:horrormirth:

Or all of the above!


THE DISCORDIANS CONTINUE TO BREED.


Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#130
December 12, 2009, 07:02:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 12, 2009, 05:57:29 PM
I CAN HAZ MAK BABBY.

DIBS ON FAIRY GODMOTHER JOB.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#131
December 12, 2009, 08:07:34 PM
YEAY BABBY!!!

LMNO

#132
December 12, 2009, 09:12:29 PM

Sir Squid Diddimus

#133
December 12, 2009, 09:19:38 PM
 :lulz:

Elder Iptuous

#134
December 13, 2009, 03:05:35 AM
Congrats, man!
helluvan adventure...  :)

whatever you do, don't start looking up the statistics for what can go wrong.... makes for a long 9 months.
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