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Fnord, sick fuck.

Started by Lies, February 22, 2010, 05:42:57 AM

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#15
February 22, 2010, 08:09:24 PM
Quote from: Jason Wabash on February 22, 2010, 06:09:36 AM
Why am I not surprised that this happened in Portland?

other Portland.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#16
February 22, 2010, 08:11:24 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 22, 2010, 12:19:18 PM
I have some friends from Toronto who spent some time in Portland. They got arrested for wheat pasting pages out of a biology text book (frankly, one of the coolest ideas I have ever heard of; If I saw a diagram of the citric acid cycle pasted on a telephone pole I would geek out and be happy all day) and spent a night in jail.


Which makes it sound to me like many people in Portland are humourless assholes. So fuck those people, they deserve their fnord tags.

yeah, because not wanting crap on every lightpole on your city streets makes you a humorless asshole.

:kingmeh:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

hooplala

#17
February 22, 2010, 08:23:56 PM
Public property is public.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Reginald Ret

#18
February 23, 2010, 01:10:04 AM
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I don't even really call it tagging.

What do you call it?
Mindless vandalism.

Damn, i like this guy.
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#19
February 23, 2010, 02:29:07 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 22, 2010, 08:23:56 PM
Public property is public.

I AGREE

          with you. So far as basic laws of universal sense and responsibility are applied.

HOWEVER,

          like everything else in this nutjob city, the gig flyer/ random art on light/ electric poles gets taken to the way beyond asshat extreme. The main streets of P-town look like a sentient office shredder decided to do a year long art performance installation. Also, I want stiff fines and jail time as penalty for every motherfucking asshole who leaves their yard/ garage sale signs to rot on the corners and clog the street gutters. Kleen it up, bitch!
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Cain

#20
February 23, 2010, 02:30:22 AM
the guy does get bonus points for honesty, in this case.  and persistence.

President Television

#21
February 23, 2010, 03:35:05 AM
So I go on a mustache-drawing spree at school today, and when I get back to the computer I find this...  :lol:
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

PopeTom

#22
February 23, 2010, 03:40:06 AM
The article is ~4.5 years old.

The dirty hippy may have cleaned up his act and gotten a real job by now.



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I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
February 23, 2010, 03:44:43 AM
He appears to have a job now, based on his Myspace profile.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#24
February 23, 2010, 04:42:07 AM
I emailed him, he claims to now own/run a farm and is studying chemistry and psychology.

Good for him.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

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#25
February 23, 2010, 09:41:52 AM
:lulz:

East Coast Hustle

#26
February 24, 2010, 07:56:44 AM
I should go track this guy down this summer when I get back to Maine and buy him a beer.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

BabylonHoruv

#27
February 24, 2010, 10:10:32 AM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat on February 23, 2010, 06:12:31 AM
I so want to spray paint FNORD in biiiiiiiig f*ck of neon yellow letters on his cows and outbuildings. wish I was in Portland.

Now that would be awesome.  Or draw it in weed killer in his field.
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