JOIN PROGRESS QUEST OR SUCK FOREVER

[Cramulus]

Progress Quest



http://www.progressquest.com/dl.php

I can't even explain this game. It's the perfect game.

It's essentially every good thing about MMOs
--cool gear, good choice of race/class, interesting monsters, a twisting plot, zillions of magic spells, etc etc
without any of the bad things about MMOs
--lag time, bad graphics, losing XP for dying, paying money, developing carpal tunnel syndrome from clicking the same goddamn monster 450 times in a row just so you can get better at clicking on monsters

essentially they strip out all the crap. All that's left is PROGRESS.

This is the sort of game you can play at work.
I've been playing nonstop since last May. My name is Commander Blorp. I'm a level 78 Eel Man Bastard Lunatic.

Other race choices include Demicanadian, Double-Hobbit, and Enchanted Motorcycle
Other class choices include hunter-strangler, tickle-mimic, and robot monk


I reccommend trying out a Talking Pony Battle-Felon.


http://progressquest.com/

I am starting a new character.

My name is Cramus, (pronounced "cramoo")

I am a Land Squid Robot Monk

I'm on the Spoltog server. and I started a guild called The Spaglords (just "spaglords" for short). Once you're on, press Ctrl+G and type "Spaglords"



You guys should download the PQ client and join up! I will race you to Level 1075103597

I know what you're asking:

Is this actually a game?

It is, but
only in the loosest sense of the word.

[Sita]

I used to play this all the time but multiple re-installs had made me forget about it. Might re-install it when I get a new computer.

Yes, I know it doesn't do much but this damned thing is over heating just visiting forums let alone running anything

[Cramulus]

check it out - they've got a browser plugin now! http://www.progressquest.com/play/

I'M ALMOST UP TO LEVEL 2

CRAMUS KNOW KNOWS THE "GYP" SPELL

I'm on a quest to deliver a pole but all these rot grubs keep getting in my way. So I'm executing them with my sharp stick, but the guts are getting all over my lace hauberk and pie plate shield.

A passing crested dwarf puma burgler just got a face full of my CONE OF ANNOYANCE spell. Take that, spagwad!


Please note that I haven't even touched this game since I created my character.

[Phox]

So, I'm Phox, Demicanadian Hunter Strangler. Best race/class combination ever invented. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm Cretgrouk, the demicanadian vermineer.

[Cainad (dec.)]

<--- sucks forever due to excessive MacFaggotry

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

<--- sucks forever due to excessive MacFaggotry

Teh browser version works great on my Mac.

[trix]

I'm trix, the boring Will O' the Wisp Mage Illusioner. Mainly because my stats were conducive to it.

1/2 way thru level 4, with some bad ass spells like lvl  2 Cone of Annoyance and lvl 2 Shoelaces.

I also have Good Move, Aqueous Humor, and my favorite, Rabbit Punch!

Hell yes.  This game rawks

[Cainad (dec.)]

<--- sucks forever due to excessive MacFaggotry

Teh browser version works great on my Mac.

WOAH THERE'S A BROWSER VERSION?!?!

*clicks*

Hot damn! I am Vundrog, the Gyrognome Bastard Lunatic.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

ok i joined and its just sitting there with bars loading and giving me stuff

NOW WAT?

I'm a Skraeling Hunter-Strangler

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

ok i joined and its just sitting there with bars loading and giving me stuff

NOW WAT?

I'm a Skraeling Hunter-Strangler

That's it! You're playing.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

thats all?! lol...easiest game evar

[Luna]

Whee!  I made it to level 35 while I was off watching Pirates of the Caribbean number whateverthefuckthey'reuptonow.   

[Cainad (dec.)]

I'm level 6! I successfully exterminated the Eagle Scouts and can cast Level IV Slime Finger!

[Luna]

I've successfully executed a rubber golem, and harvested a rubber golem ball.

I swear.

Looking back at what else happened while I was out watching Suu's neighbors try to set their own testicles on fire, I find I really don't want to know about the "cheese elemental curd," the "black pudding saliva," and I ESPECIALLY don't want to know anything about the "lurker sac" immediately following the "trapper shag."