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Re: OPEN BAR: I see you've come to PD. I too like to live dangerously
« Reply #465 on: May 08, 2014, 10:54:07 pm »

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« Reply #466 on: May 08, 2014, 11:07:21 pm »
I fell off the diet wagon for a bit. I wasn't being a gluttonous fat bastard, but I wasn't sticking to plan and started feeling icky. Back on it more strict now for a few days and I'm already feeling better.

I know I don't have a gluten allergy or intolerance because well, I never feel horrid after eating it, but I do feel...less cranky and irritable when I cut carbs out. It could also just be that I'm balancing what I eat that much better. I do need more veggies though, so tonight I had bratwurst with sauteed green pepper, zucchini, and onion. I should really eat a salad also.
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« Reply #467 on: May 08, 2014, 11:16:28 pm »
I fell off the diet wagon for a bit. I wasn't being a gluttonous fat bastard, but I wasn't sticking to plan and started feeling icky. Back on it more strict now for a few days and I'm already feeling better.

I know I don't have a gluten allergy or intolerance because well, I never feel horrid after eating it, but I do feel...less cranky and irritable when I cut carbs out. It could also just be that I'm balancing what I eat that much better. I do need more veggies though, so tonight I had bratwurst with sauteed green pepper, zucchini, and onion. I should really eat a salad also.

Veggie soup with beef broth might help?
All that sodium in meat might be making you cranky.

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« Reply #468 on: May 08, 2014, 11:38:11 pm »
I fell off the diet wagon for a bit. I wasn't being a gluttonous fat bastard, but I wasn't sticking to plan and started feeling icky. Back on it more strict now for a few days and I'm already feeling better.

I know I don't have a gluten allergy or intolerance because well, I never feel horrid after eating it, but I do feel...less cranky and irritable when I cut carbs out. It could also just be that I'm balancing what I eat that much better. I do need more veggies though, so tonight I had bratwurst with sauteed green pepper, zucchini, and onion. I should really eat a salad also.

Veggie soup with beef broth might help?
All that sodium in meat might be making you cranky.

I actually don't normally eat a lot of beef or processed meats like sausages, it's just what I felt like eating tonight. Though I will say that I prefer an Italian sausage over a German one (holler.) Brauts are awfully salty though.

I don't recommend a low-carb diet for everyone, but it's what happens to work for me.
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« Reply #469 on: May 09, 2014, 01:31:28 am »
I was referring to your crankyness  in general. Meat does contain  a good amount of sodium even If not processed. Im using calorie counter app to track daily intake of minerales and vitamins. Youd be surprised what has stupid amounts of sodium in foods one might think are healthy.

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« Reply #470 on: May 09, 2014, 01:57:07 am »
That reminds me of the pictures posted recently of the contents of an apple and the chemicals they naturally contain.  :lulz:

MY GOD, OUR FOOD IS FULL OF CHEMICALS...NATURALLY. WHAT DO?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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« Reply #471 on: May 09, 2014, 05:01:14 am »
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« Reply #472 on: May 09, 2014, 05:06:48 am »
So, I have 3 nieces and 1 nephew. Cool, I guess? Way to go perpetuating the genes?
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« Reply #473 on: May 09, 2014, 05:11:04 am »
My response to Marie: How nice of (Midsister) to inform me via you that I'm an uncle to yet another child I'll probably never meet. Sorry for the snark, but...
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« Reply #474 on: May 09, 2014, 07:48:53 am »
That reminds me of the pictures posted recently of the contents of an apple and the chemicals they naturally contain.  :lulz:

MY GOD, OUR FOOD IS FULL OF CHEMICALS...NATURALLY. WHAT DO?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:



Like the ones people post about organic fluoride versus synthetic fluoride? :lulz:

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« Reply #475 on: May 09, 2014, 08:35:23 am »
The average punter thinks there's a difference between chemicals and all the stuff that happens naturally.

Many of this same demographic thinks that humble unit of energy measurement - the calorie - is actually a measure of EVIL

For some reason they don't view other units of measurement, eg the centimetre or the decibel as being possessed of an inherent malevolence.

Just the poor calorie :sad:




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« Reply #476 on: May 09, 2014, 08:50:06 am »
The average punter thinks there's a difference between chemicals and all the stuff that happens naturally.

Many of this same demographic thinks that humble unit of energy measurement - the calorie - is actually a measure of EVIL

For some reason they don't view other units of measurement, eg the centimetre or the decibel as being possessed of an inherent malevolence.

Just the poor calorie :sad:

This is interesting. Do explain more, because I feel there's an amusing story you're not telling us.

Also, said person needs to listen to Norwegian Satanic Black Metal cranked to 11 to learn how evil decibels can be.
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« Reply #477 on: May 09, 2014, 09:19:58 am »
The average punter thinks there's a difference between chemicals and all the stuff that happens naturally.

Many of this same demographic thinks that humble unit of energy measurement - the calorie - is actually a measure of EVIL

For some reason they don't view other units of measurement, eg the centimetre or the decibel as being possessed of an inherent malevolence.

Just the poor calorie :sad:

I assume you've seen the countless clips where people are asked what a calorie IS. Answers range from amusing to shocking to outright insanity.
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« Reply #479 on: May 09, 2014, 10:26:39 am »
I've actually heard, first hand, on reading the nutritional information on some food packaging "Oh no, I couldn't possibly eat this, it's got calories in."

The young lady in question actually thought calories were some kind of artificial additive that were put into food with a side effect of causing fatness.
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