I swear I was thinking “what, glitter for paedophiles? Glitter that attracts paedophiles? Is this a new episode of Brass Eye? WHAT THE HELL IS THE BBC TALKING ABOUT?”
Which just goes to show how necessary coffee is in my life.
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uh huh. thats what you get for making it your life’s work to believe in gaining anything whatsoever from leaving conflicts unresolved.
Or, its what I get for reading BBC headlines before having my first coffee of the day.
One or the other.
it’s 8.30am, i haven’t had my first coffee and i didn’t get it either. therefore, Cain speaketh truth.