If your political philosophy can be adequately explained by a 13 year old…then its entirely possible your political philosophy is kinda stupid.
Edit: and as if by magic, I just remembered this 2005 post on Crooked Timber. However, since 99.9% of self described Libertarians are conservatives anyway, it still works.
Unggghhh… What a whiny little twerp. I bet he gets a never ending supply of swirlies and wedgies everyday at school.
Also, “respect for life”? LOL, wut??
I call bullshit! This guy is like 27 and has Andy Milonakis Webster syndrome.
also, prediction: this kid for congressman or total burnout by 2030.
Damn. 13, and with that much smarm and pretentiousness? Watch out for this one, in a few decades he’ll be running for office.