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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Minor Miracle

Started by Dildo Argentino

Replies: 0
Views: 2,025

October 16, 2012, 10:19:08 AM
by Dildo Argentino

Garbo: Some rather surprising good news.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 5
Views: 2,764

October 16, 2012, 02:42:25 AM
by Luna

Some Well-Meaning Asshole Referred to Me as a "Human Being".

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 6
Views: 2,929

October 16, 2012, 02:35:58 AM
by Sano

Tucson Sex Tourism

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 8
Views: 3,931

October 16, 2012, 02:13:56 AM
by The Good Reverend Roger

Intermittens: Better Late than Never Edition

Started by Cuddlefish

Pages1 2

Replies: 19
Views: 7,231

October 15, 2012, 10:40:25 PM
by The Good Reverend Roger

They Are My People, and I am Their King.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 11
Views: 3,795

October 15, 2012, 10:31:25 PM
by The Good Reverend Roger

Discordianism and PD: A Primer for New Folks

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Pages1 2 3

Replies: 33
Views: 15,465

October 15, 2012, 07:27:29 PM
by Able Kane

Mongo died.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Pages1 2

Replies: 15
Views: 5,652

October 15, 2012, 07:18:13 PM
by Able Kane

Please Come to Tucson (apologies to Dave Loggins):

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 5
Views: 3,238

October 15, 2012, 06:38:17 PM
by tyrannosaurus vex

Discordian Pantheon (WARNING: PINEALISM)

Started by tyrannosaurus vex

Replies: 9
Views: 4,707

October 15, 2012, 05:32:43 PM
by tyrannosaurus vex

Dear humanity

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Pages1 2

Replies: 25
Views: 9,805

October 15, 2012, 04:53:03 PM
by NrrdGrrl

p3ntacybin:

Started by hunter s.durden

Replies: 3
Views: 3,516

October 15, 2012, 04:25:36 PM
by NrrdGrrl

A blast from the past

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 14
Views: 5,920

October 15, 2012, 03:56:25 PM
by Mangrove

I KNEW I recognized Squiddy from somewhere.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 11
Views: 4,698

October 15, 2012, 07:07:56 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

DO WE HAVE AN UNLIMITED PAGAN APPRECIATION THREAD? WELL WE DO NOW!

Started by Anna Mae Bollocks

Pages1 2

Replies: 16
Views: 7,963

October 15, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
by Luna

READ BOOKS AND...

Started by Doktor Howl

Pages1 2

Replies: 26
Views: 7,979

October 14, 2012, 11:12:58 PM
by Freeky

The Noob Checklist

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Pages1 2

Replies: 25
Views: 8,150

October 14, 2012, 11:07:41 PM
by Epimetheus

BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN MY LOVE FOR YOU!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Pages1 2

Replies: 16
Views: 5,061

October 14, 2012, 06:59:58 PM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

HEY! Wait just a Goddamned minute.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 11
Views: 4,572

October 14, 2012, 06:59:42 PM
by The Good Reverend Roger

Ello, Bannas and Possibly a Game.

Started by Chromia

Pages1 2

Replies: 29
Views: 9,853

October 14, 2012, 03:50:14 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Free speech - a double edged sword

Started by P3nT4gR4m

Replies: 3
Views: 2,827

October 14, 2012, 09:46:40 AM
by P3nT4gR4m

Australian parliament smackdown

Started by Verbal Mike

Replies: 5
Views: 3,470

October 14, 2012, 08:33:26 AM
by Placid Dingo

What the FUCK is up with Phox NOW?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 9
Views: 4,285

October 14, 2012, 01:48:47 AM
by Richter

Incoherency ITT

Started by EK WAFFLR

Replies: 2
Views: 2,023

October 13, 2012, 02:31:18 PM
by EK WAFFLR

Twid: I have a Holy Quest™ for you.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 9
Views: 2,745

October 13, 2012, 03:02:03 AM
by Nephew Twiddleton

Hey Stelz

Started by Nephew Twiddleton

Replies: 7
Views: 2,601

October 12, 2012, 05:07:57 PM
by Mangrove

HEY, BIG EMPTY ROOM! WHILE YOU'VE BEEN F5ing, I FOUND THIS.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Pages1 2

Replies: 21
Views: 5,704

October 12, 2012, 06:56:32 AM
by Nephew Twiddleton

I hate you all so much...

Started by AFK

Pages1 2 3

Replies: 38
Views: 12,288

October 12, 2012, 03:55:59 AM
by Freeky

It's that time again! MORE anon email responses!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 12
Views: 3,056

October 12, 2012, 02:10:27 AM
by LMNO

Pixie:

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 3
Views: 1,977

October 11, 2012, 08:53:50 PM
by Juana

BREAKING NEWS!

Started by AFK

Replies: 9
Views: 3,625

October 11, 2012, 06:13:59 PM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

The one thing I've learned here is

Started by Sano

Replies: 5
Views: 2,843

October 11, 2012, 05:40:58 PM
by The Good Reverend Roger

Here's what you fuckers don't understand about Hirley0.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 3
Views: 1,998

October 11, 2012, 01:03:51 PM
by LMNO

Fear the UNLIMITED POWER of Korean cinema

Started by Cain

Replies: 5
Views: 2,759

October 11, 2012, 05:07:31 AM
by Juana

The Aptly-Named Charley Fuqua has a message for you.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Pages1 2 3 4 5

Replies: 60
Views: 18,685

October 10, 2012, 07:54:20 PM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

If your election...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 11
Views: 3,665

October 10, 2012, 04:23:24 AM
by ThatGreenGentleman

Plight of Fernando Poo Attention Whore Threadjack Split

Started by POFP

Pages1 2

Replies: 18
Views: 6,661

October 10, 2012, 02:01:24 AM
by POFP

I've got a fever, and the only cure is...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 4
Views: 2,116

October 09, 2012, 08:08:31 PM
by Nephew Twiddleton

A non-stupid introduction... maybe?

Started by Chromia

Replies: 2
Views: 1,966

October 09, 2012, 07:07:20 PM
by Chromia

Help: Political Science

Started by hunter s.durden

Pages1 2

Replies: 16
Views: 6,967

October 09, 2012, 12:47:17 PM
by LMNO

I fucking love this

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Replies: 2
Views: 1,934

October 09, 2012, 03:05:44 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

DOO BEE DOO BEE DOOOOOOOOOOO

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Pages1 2 3

Replies: 36
Views: 14,472

October 09, 2012, 02:19:50 AM
by Juana

The new American anthem

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,882

October 09, 2012, 12:38:18 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

MMIX, explain yourself

Started by Cain

Replies: 8
Views: 2,927

October 08, 2012, 10:52:36 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Our Negro President

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 4
Views: 2,154

October 07, 2012, 10:59:42 PM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

I need some help by Halloween

Started by Richter

Pages1 2

Replies: 20
Views: 8,809

October 07, 2012, 05:08:07 PM
by Richter

Pope Timothy Bowen now Brony Supervillain

Started by Placid Dingo

Replies: 6
Views: 4,139

October 06, 2012, 05:03:43 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

You are now being embraced by the loving arms of the Pax Durdenica

Started by hunter s.durden

Pages1 2

Replies: 24
Views: 10,053

October 06, 2012, 06:11:13 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

German Speakers

Started by Placid Dingo

Replies: 10
Views: 4,048

October 05, 2012, 06:14:18 PM
by Nephew Twiddleton

Shiny New Color-Coded Butthurt Warning System

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Pages1 2 3

Replies: 37
Views: 13,573

October 05, 2012, 05:58:42 PM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

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