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Started by Chromia, October 09, 2012, 03:56:54 PM

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Chromia

October 09, 2012, 03:56:54 PM
Hello, I'm old to everything
Though New to Life you maybe See,
There's THINGS
not things
to you and me
we'll travel throught the galaxy
A poem this a poem that,
raped by death in a corner cave
he carressed my brain slowly
in this here grave
Do thing mean something or are they blank paint?
Sometimes I forget what I was going to say. Sometimes I remembeer what everyone's forgotten to say forever and always. Does that ever happen to you?

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
October 09, 2012, 03:59:07 PM
My fucking paint BETTER be blank.  I mean, that shit isn't cheap, and if I open the can and it's all full of writing, I'm gonna want my money back.  I may even write a nasty letter to The Times.

And how do you wrangle having someone caress your rotting brain in your grave?  Because I'd pay money for that, so I can make at least one more person miserable after I go.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
October 09, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Noob?  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
October 09, 2012, 04:02:13 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
October 09, 2012, 04:07:06 PM
Don't come barging in
With your rotten verse
SHUT THE HELL UP
And get back in the hearse

When we want a pack
Of Wretched Poetry
We'll call Dickenson
Or just, well, me.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5
October 09, 2012, 04:12:42 PM
Because...

Word salad
Isn't valid.

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                                                                                Those who write on shithouse walls
                                                                                                               Roll their shit
                                                                                                                                            in





                                                                                              little balls...

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
October 09, 2012, 04:13:33 PM
I think that I never saw
A poem as lovely as a chainsaw.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
October 09, 2012, 04:20:44 PM
The prick of the engineer, Scott,
Fell off from Saturnian rot.
He went to the basement
And made a replacement
Out of tungsten, and plastic, and snot.

Man Yellow,
Purveyor of Hardcore Classic Startrek Fanporn.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
October 09, 2012, 04:21:48 PM
Without sounding vain
How can I say how perfect
This new Haiku is?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#9
October 09, 2012, 04:28:33 PM
Mag, Mag,
You old hag
You slippery, slimey slut
The fungus grows
Between your toes
The worms crawl out of your butt

Before I'd climb
Your obese frame
And suck
Those festered tits

I'd drink a gallon
Of buzzard puke
And die
Of the drizzling shits
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
October 09, 2012, 04:30:11 PM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
October 09, 2012, 05:51:21 PM
I got drunk last night
and today I feel like shit
just goes to show
what getting older will get you.
And now there's this fake n00b
with a poetry introduction thread
Posting once and then fucking off
what a jerk.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#12
October 09, 2012, 06:26:54 PM
He wrote a poem
And then he fapped
And now he's gone
To take a nap

Who could he be?
Is he really new?
I don't give a fuck
So "Chromia", fuck you.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
October 09, 2012, 06:30:22 PM
Word salad is not art
It's more like a verbal fart
Poetry requires more heart
So I'm calling...POPTART.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#14
October 09, 2012, 06:31:48 PM
Do thing mean something
with more salad for eating
words are just for show.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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