The Barstool Experiment

[Reptyle]

  it some sort of transcript...
                   
"Because talking about it makes you
the worst person in the community.

 
                   
(man) When did you first meet Lenny?

 
                   
lt was back in       . Baltimore.

 
                   
l was, uh, headlining... Headlining?
l was working at this club.

 
                   
A-one, two, a-one, two, three, four!"

[LMNO]

What, all you offer is excerpts?



Forget it.

[Reptyle]

yeah im finished. keep the damn barstool it doesnt exist anyway.  lazyness and a lack of creativity to think of query's has beaten me again.

[LMNO]

I AM TEH WINNAR!

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[Triple Zero]

um... this is the correct barstoolcycle?

[LMNO]

I dunno, but I want one.

[AFK]

Well, it certainly would be a conversation starter. 

[Triple Zero]

yea, and seeing it contains a barstool, a conversation-ender as well

[blankofcourse]

I had to teach 8 year olds about matter today.
They wanted to know if god made matter, and if god was matter.
I asked them if god took up space and had mass.
They were not satisified.
So I said..the word god is matter.
Still, no digs.
When you were eight,what would satifisfy you?

[Cain]

A clip around the ear and being told to get back to my multiplication tables.  Apparently you can't do that now, but you couldn't do it back then either.....welcome, by the way.

[The Littlest Ubermensch]

If you had said, "Is love matter?" and asked some similar questions, I would've been satisfied. And that says "no" without being too complex or telling an 8 year old that God is nonexistent.

[theCalmpsychopath]

i just always thought that matter was everything and it didn't matter if god made it or if he was made from it

[LMNO]

I had to teach 8 year olds about matter today.
They wanted to know if god made matter, and if god was matter.
I asked them if god took up space and had mass.
They were not satisified.
So I said..the word god is matter.
Still, no digs.
When you were eight,what would satifisfy you?

i just always thought that matter was everything and it didn't matter if god made it or if he was made from it

First, matter is energy (E=mc²).

Second, you'd probably get fired if you tried to debunk God to an 8 year old.

Third, the barstool response would be, "it doesn't matter who or what created matter right now, simply understand that matter exists, and this is what it is."

[blankofcourse]

It doesn't ..matter..anyway.
For today, for Vday, a student gave me a golden apple bell.
He's a lopsided chap, and gives me hope for the future.

Forgive my sentimental Valentine day post.