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What is The Machine™

Started by LMNO, July 19, 2006, 12:56:06 PM

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AFK

Yeah, at the very least, we have a refuge to come to where we know, generally, that other people get where we are coming from.  Because it can be very frustrating when you are surrounded, on a daily basis, who have NO clue as to where you are coming from. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LHX

this place helps in learning to get over that frustration

it is frustrating
neat hell

AFK

The Machine is what tells you to buy that shiny thing that everyone else is buying for Xmas. 

The Machine is what compels you to settle, and not feel bad about it.

The Machine is that cold, clammy feeling you get on a regular basis.

The Machine is what tells you to scrimp and save for when you are 80 years old and bed ridden.

The Machine is what tells you to pop pills so you don't have to think about it anymore. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

The Machine™ wants you to have a drink after a long day at work.

Cain

So do I.

In fact, I prefer a drink before a long hard day.  Or any time I am required to perform for the public (public being defined as everyone from random passerbys up to the legal system)

nurbldoff

The Machine™ wants you to have a long day of work before your drink.
Nature is the great teacher. Who is the principal?

Payne

The Machine doesn't give a fuck, as long as you are working and drinking as much as you can, and more, it doesn't mind.

It's a loving metaphorical entity.

LMNO


Payne

HAWT.

It always comes down to robo-porn, eventually.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

MonkeyMind

thought is a ocean, a thought thats defined as "mine" or "yours" is the construct and manifestation of the machine.

LMNO

Could you go further with the idea that a thought is an ocean?  I'm not picking up on the metaphor.

hunter s.durden

It sounds like he's going for the "we are all part of one consciousness" type thing.
This space for rent.

LMNO


hunter s.durden

Why isn't BMW in here discussing this?
This space for rent.