Schizoid Ramblings

[Schizzy]

A schism is defined by Webster as a split.  It's defined by the World as insanity.  It's defined by me as peace of mind!  We've got to stick apart!  Uniquify!  It's a shame that only 1% of people in the world are schizoid.  More people should think like me.  I can understand why they don't though, since even though it has its good points, it  is a disease of the mind; insanity is a disease of the mind in which one sees reality the way it actually is.  Sometimes I wish I could blissfully believe that there is no conspiracy against humans, and that our trusted God isn't also a great Satan intent on the destruction of the world.  Sometimes I wish I could actually split from this world of insanity, just like the Christians plan.  But I'm just as wary of the spirit world as I am of the material world.  I've seen some very dark, vampiric places when I found what it means to become purely spiritual and split from the material world.  I walk in balance between matter and spirit now, like a yin-yang, or a Discordian hodge-podge.  Purgatory some call it.  Perhaps I'm not so schizoid after all, since I seem to have become more holistic.  But I'm still hypervigilant (some would say paranoid) of an insane, wicked world that masquerades as Truth and Beauty.  Fortunately, I can and do split from that world of helter skelter, and live in my own little world, because I'm schizoid.  Maybe you should be too.  Maybe doctors should start selling schizoid pills instead of anti-psychotics to people like me.   Well it's time for me to 23Schidoo out of here, since the world is probably out to get me after that little ditty.   Goodbye, cruel world.

[The Littlest Ubermensch]

[Schizzy]

For me?  Mmmm, food for thought.  Gobble gobble gobble.  Got milk?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

It's almost a month old...  

[Schizzy]

::burp::  
Waste not want not.

[The Littlest Ubermensch]

It's almost a month old...  

What exactly?

[Felix]

This

Makes

Me

Horny.  

:Mittens:

[Michal]

Psh. Looking at linoleum makes me horny.

LG,
-Teenager.

[Felix]

Linoleum, huh?

That's a new one.  I genrally go for either grout or a nice golden-flecked marble, if possible I always decorate with huge masses of champagne grapes growing off the ceiling and around the walls.

Along with a light E Nomine ambience, it makes for good area to do whatever seems fun, i.e feasts, orgies, massacres, rituals, or imbuing Aggelosian Essences into various appliances.

Actually, my apartment is plaster.  

[Michal]

Hardwood floors.

[Felix]

*Looks both ways*

Uh..

Did I just get some?

[Michal]

   

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

It's almost a month old...  

What exactly?

The milk.

[the dreadful hours]

curdles are yum. 

Whey to go!

[Michal]

Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And frightened Miss Muffet away.