evanangelism to the heathen unclean

[Horab Fibslager]

(as quoted from where i was evangelising Utopia Temple's Religious section

discordianism and you

yes this is a semi-evangelical thread, since i dare to usurp the status quo hitherto.

verily, you may ask me; what is discordianism, and i will reply in turn; what is not?

for all are discordians, wether thou wish it or not, for all contribute to our lady's plan wether they wish it or not. by being virtuous, or being wicked, one contributes and changes the dynamic of the fundemental forces of order and disorder omni-present in all things.

and who is our lady? none other than Eris Discordia, mother of creation she who's hand guides what is, and she who set forth the events leading to the trojan war with a golden apple.

for those that require proof, i say first look about yourself, and do you not see see the dynamic ebb and flow, the primal push-pull between order and disorder? surely there is a great deal of order in teh universe, and surely this order is set in motion by the fallacy of disorder. if simple metaphysical analogy is not enough, then i refer you to the mathematically sound and scientifcally accepted field of quantum physics.yes mr. einstein, god does play dice with reality.

for those of you to whom faith is the most effective proof, then look no further than Emperor Joshua Norton I, whom convinced Lincoln to fight the civil war not for the eternity of the union of american states, but rather for the emancipation of his fellow human beings. look no further than Kerry Thornly, who did devote himself to the revelation recieved in a bowling alley one fine day in 19956(or maybe '57). look no further than myself, who believeth because he can not refute the indeniable proof presented.


lamenting, my poor mind, i will refer you to the canon of our faith the principia discordia, and leave you with one thought.

it is not that i am necessarily right, but that you are unfathomably wrong. do not despair in thy ignorance tho, for to be ignorant is to be human, and to be omniscient and lacking of ignorance is to be a god, of which we will never be except possibly in death; in which case we will not rememeber the life we lived so much as the lives we lived, will live, and live, and more.

-Episkopos friar Horab fisbalger, ksp, ots, etc, et al, ad infinitum.

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[Bella]

This is really good....it reminds me of when EVT was preaching to  *cough* educating *cough* the greyface masses last night.
What kind of a response did you get in that forum, if any?

[Horab Fibslager]

i think i scared them off :D

tho it cvould've been because in the multitud eof posts i made there last night i was making a helluva alot more sense than anyone else(i also proved the existence of 'god' at one point, and am now awaiting prrof and methodology of time travel

he said he'd prove time travel if i proved the existence of god.


the 2nd law of thermodynamics proves that on an utlimate (i.e. the very top), everything is devoid of divisons and is totally uniform. or in layman's terms, at the ultimate level everything exists at the same point in time n space(tho in physicist's terms the dimensions of time and space would be but a few of an infinite number of dimensions).

imho, this proves the existense of an ultimate state of being, or god as you would put it, since this state of being would be literally omniscient(all-knowing), omnipresent(being everywhere, simultaneously), and by extension, omnipotent(all powerful). it matters nto if this level is self aware at all, tho the obvious fact that you and i and human beings in general are self aware indicates that the ultimate level is indeed so.



so then, where's my time travel proof?

:P

[Bella]

I bet you did scare them off.
Hopefully you also made them think....if only for a moment.
Wonder if any of them will be brave enough to answer you?

Your idea of God is almost exactly that of my sister, btw....we were just discussing the nature of god today. Demonica was asked to pray at a funeral service once and planned on starting the prayer with "Dear Omniscient  Omnipotent Spark of Light and Life". Don't know if she ever did it or not.

Maybe I'll mosey on over and check out the other posts you made.

[AFK]

it is not that i am necessarily right, but that you are unfathomably wrong. do not despair in thy ignorance tho, for to be ignorant is to be human, and to be omniscient and lacking of ignorance is to be a god, of which we will never be except possibly in death; in which case we will not rememeber the life we lived so much as the lives we lived, will live, and live, and more.

-Episkopos friar Horab fisbalger, ksp, ots, etc, et al, ad infinitum.

Fuck you!  I'm a dragon!