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Rev Roger, Missive #1: It's gonna be okay.
« on: October 11, 2006, 11:28:19 pm »
Proses are red,
Violence ensues,
Everything's rotten,
And nothing is true.

Alright, meatsacks, listen up. 

How long are you going to put up with this shit?  Have you no PRIDE?  No SELF RESPECT?  Are you going to let monkeys push you around?  You gonna let them take away your right to SLACK OFF?  Your right to make HORRIBLE JOKES about things that most people won't even BRING UP?  Your right to fun, asshattery, and HUNDREDS OF SEVERED HEADS?

Oh, but you're just full of excuses, aren't you?  "Oh, I have to wax the cat", you say, "maybe later"...Well, has it occurred to you that there might not be a "later"?  That this is the decade when the fun stopped forever?

That's right...before you know it, the only sex that will be legal will be sex with other people.  And nobody wants that (And "Bob" help you if they catch you with BIG, RED STRAPS in the bedroom.  Pervert.).

There's nowhere you can go where they don't crawl into your Guinea Worms on steroids, they burrow into your head through the F-rays put out by your television.  Even tinfoil doesn't help, anymore, and - let's face it - do you really want it to?

No, because then you'd have to deal with a horrible truth or what happened to JFK and Bobby Kennedy and Captain Kangaroo and that nice old man that used to live down the street.  You'd have to realize that, not only was Al Qaida not behind 911, but that 911 never happened because New York City was destroyed in 1955.   

Ho ho!  You won't hear THAT on Fox News, will you?  No, they're too busy filling your head with idiotically optimistic, pollyanna bullshit.  Happy fantasies about nice guys like Kim Il Sung and his happy fun nukes...when you know, deep down in your gut, that he and all the other nifty psychotics are just window dressing to hide the REAL menace.

But this is all, of course, just more rantings from The Good Rev, who is always joking like this, and who always says one thing while meaning another, just to get cheap kicks out of sounding nutty or cryptic.

And nobody is out to get you.  Everything is fine.

Go back to sleep.

Or kill me.
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Re: Rev Roger, Missive #1: It's gonna be okay.
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2006, 01:03:43 pm »
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Re: Rev Roger, Missive #1: It's gonna be okay.
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 01:44:21 pm »
confusing, i like! printed off a few copies of this.
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Re: Rev Roger, Missive #1: It's gonna be okay.
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2018, 11:34:30 pm »
Remember when this guy was trying to warn people about stuff?  :lulz:
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Re: Rev Roger, Missive #1: It's gonna be okay.
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2018, 03:15:49 pm »
TGRR was the barometer nobody knew they needed. RIP.
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