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The thing about religions

Started by Jasper, November 07, 2006, 04:54:41 PM

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LHX

yeah thats pretty twisted

just so you know

show up at a building at the same time every day in 5 day stretches with a 2 day break in between, and staying there for 8 hours at a time is not self-destructive at all

your body enjoys obeying robots

srsly
neat hell

hunter s.durden

That was the point I tried to get across. It was not well recieved. I try and explain that I am not mentally ill, I simply have vastly different philosophical viewpoints than an average American. That maybe in a place like tribal New Guinea, i would flourish.

That concept ,too, was lost on them.
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LHX

maybe its all a matter of timing

which suggests there is work to be done
neat hell

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Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 08, 2006, 02:01:10 AM
That was the point I tried to get across. It was not well recieved. I try and explain that I am not mentally ill, I simply have vastly different philosophical viewpoints than an average American. That maybe in a place like tribal New Guinea, i would flourish.

That concept ,too, was lost on them.

The only way to beat them is pretend to join them.

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LMNO

Quote from: LHX on November 08, 2006, 01:57:32 AM
yeah thats pretty twisted

just so you know

show up at a building at the same time every day in 5 day stretches with a 2 day break in between, and staying there for 8 hours at a time is not self-destructive at all

your body enjoys obeying robots

srsly


Say what you will, I consider this gig to essentially being getting paid to post on forums, and work on some spreadsheets when the boards go quiet.

Salary, dental, heath insurance, and access to a high-end photocopier.  Works for me.


Plus, I've already decided to go to a bar for lunch.

LHX

Quote from: LMNO on November 08, 2006, 01:23:19 PM
Quote from: LHX on November 08, 2006, 01:57:32 AM
yeah thats pretty twisted

just so you know

show up at a building at the same time every day in 5 day stretches with a 2 day break in between, and staying there for 8 hours at a time is not self-destructive at all

your body enjoys obeying robots

srsly


Say what you will, I consider this gig to essentially being getting paid to post on forums, and work on some spreadsheets when the boards go quiet.

Salary, dental, heath insurance, and access to a high-end photocopier.  Works for me.


Plus, I've already decided to go to a bar for lunch.
srsly

at this point, do you think i have any doubts of your motivations?



should i start including disclaimers in my posts?

a little fine-print perhaps?


you may look the same as your work-mates, but we all know you bleed discordian rainbow
neat hell

LMNO

No, I just wanted to remind everyone that I get paid to post on Discordian sites.




LMNO
-SMUG bastard.

LHX

omg conspiracy

LMNO is on the take

believe nothing of what he say
neat hell

LMNO

Shit.  I think I just let it slip that I work for DHS.

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if you want to look good to your boss, you can take the credit for having me expatriated.

just don't mention where I went.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

Actually, since I'm your alt, then you're the one in DHS...

East Coast Hustle

you aren't supposed to mention that part of it.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

Whoops.


Nothing to see here, move along.


P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cain on November 08, 2006, 03:06:24 PM
http://dir.salon.com/story/news/feature/2005/04/30/dawkins/index.html?pn=1

"And those of us fortunate enough to be living today are even more privileged than those of earlier times. We have the benefit of those earlier centuries of scientific exploration. Through no talent of our own, we have the privilege of knowing far more than past centuries. Aristotle would be blown away by what any schoolchild could tell him today. That's the kind of privileged century in which we live."

This guy has distilled my whole "Wisdom of the ancients" stance into one paragraph. Cheers for bringing that to my attention.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark