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Started by Cain, December 05, 2006, 04:13:47 PM

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Cain

December 05, 2006, 04:13:47 PM
Socrates = greatest IRL troll ever, until he was permabanned from life.  :-(

http://www.unm.edu/~humanism/socvsjes.htm

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#1
December 05, 2006, 11:27:21 PM
oh HELL yeah.
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#2
December 11, 2006, 09:11:44 PM
fucking excellent!
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#3
January 05, 2007, 08:36:43 AM
Wahah.  I love educated satire.

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#4
January 05, 2007, 09:22:39 AM
Socrates - One who is injured ought not to return the injury, for on no account can it be right to do an injustice; and it is not right to return an injury, or to do evil to any man, however much we have suffered from him.

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#5
January 23, 2007, 12:40:19 PM
I love it too :)
But Socrates acts very immature by taking every Word litarally...

By doing that u could mock all and everything.

Cain

#6
January 23, 2007, 12:41:47 PM
You say that like its a bad thing.  Jesus should be more accurate in his terms.  A philosopher he will never make.

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#7
January 23, 2007, 05:20:12 PM
well it IS a "bad" thing.
more accurate? should he list all the situation where jesus is "merciful" and all the situations he is not?
naa dont think so.

But ur right, he should be more accurate, but the thing has been exagerated at some points.

theCalmpsychopath

#8
February 12, 2007, 01:08:57 AM
lol that was great 
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

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#9
February 12, 2007, 10:57:36 PM
Fucking awesome dagnabbit

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#10
February 16, 2007, 01:42:56 AM
superfun.
I'm not clever, I'm bewildered

Cramulus

#11
February 16, 2007, 01:00:43 PM
good stuff. That was a totally great read.

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#12
March 11, 2007, 04:03:08 AM
Yeah it reminds me of a debate I had one day when i fell asleep on the train ride home and ended up at another station, and had to get off.
I went to buy a drink from the kiesh, and this guy comes up to me and asks me if I'm a good AUSTRALIAN. He gives me a card with some questioneers that basically leading up to me asking if I'm a good CHRISTIAN.
There led a long and heavy debate with a guy about the nature of existance, and me just asking him lots of questions that destroy his logic wires.
I missed 2 trains getting this guy to explain it, and it was worth it, he ended up saying "I have to go check on a friend" and then left without coming back.
This African man was watching the whole thing and he came over and shook my hand and told me what a great arguement I had :P
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#13
March 30, 2007, 02:33:59 PM
entertaining  :thumb:
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