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Started by Hangero, December 11, 2006, 06:03:23 AM

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Hangero

December 11, 2006, 06:03:23 AM
(This is my first attempt at writing something that sort of sounds like the crazy stuff you all have in the "Or Kill Me" section, and the BIP stuff.  Tell me what you think, if it's good, hits the mark, or misses wildly, and if so, how long I have left to live before the golden robots come to assassinate me.)

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You wake up in the morning, for yourself
You drink your morning coffee, for yourself.
You half interestingly read the newspaper, for yourself.
And you kiss your wife good bye, for yourself.

On your way to work, you listen to the radio and drive in your car, for yourself,
And even if you didn,Äôt, it would only be for yourself.
Even if you all of the sudden started giving a fuck about what those dirty hippies thought,
It would only be, for yourself.
Even if you walked to work, it would be for yourself,
And even if in doing that, you gave some spare change to a homeless man,
It would be entirely for yourself.
So you wouldn,Äôt feel bad, about, yourself.

And eventually, maybe this starts to feel like a prison?  Maybe this routine starts to get under your skin, starts to make you itch, and make you scratch, but it only makes it worse, because you are still scratching for yourself.

And then maybe, you start to realize that this is a fixture of your reality. 

That the world revolves around you, unless you would be happier thinking otherwise.  But the world ALWAYS revolves around you. 

Maybe it starts to feel like a prison, with no walls, and yet not way to escape.  A prison of reality, an inescapable foolproof cell, designed to be the perfect container.  One that, if you wish to leave, it is only for yourself, and your own interests, and paradoxically in feeling that way, you lay another brick in that dark cell.

Or kill yourself?
If it suits you, fine, but it,Äôs no release.
You kill yourself, for yourself.

And wouldn,Äôt a happy ending be swell?
I,Äôm sure it would make you feel better about yourself.

LMNO

#1
December 11, 2006, 01:59:48 PM
I like the uneasy sense of opression that builds throughout.  Good work.

AFK

#2
December 11, 2006, 04:44:17 PM
11/10 welcome to the BIP Hangero.

Please to be giving us more. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#3
August 22, 2007, 10:34:21 PM
NO MORE MEME!

Pope Cornholio Barfmaster

#4
August 23, 2007, 12:12:38 AM
You must have been through some serious thinking. If you keep writing I`ll sure keep reading :wink:
congratulations
"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved
exclusively for them that believe in it.
Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved
for them that believe in it on the supposition
that they'll go there if they don't."
             -----------
. _ _
(O\/o)
( >< )
. " "
Copy the Bohemian Owl into your signature to
help it achieve world domination. The Owl has
done a lot for you lately. You are not in a position to question the Owl...
                    ----------
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

Payne

#5
August 23, 2007, 12:15:30 AM
You haven't got the hang of bumped threads have you?

Name:  Hangero
Custom Title:  The Untitled
Posts:  85 (0.326 per day)
Position:  Fucktard
Date Registered:  December 04, 2006, 08:11:00 PM
Last Active:  April 23, 2007, 05:35:02 PM

Hangero is unlikely to read your praise, so best not give it to him in the first place.

Pope Cornholio Barfmaster

#6
August 23, 2007, 12:24:22 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 23, 2007, 12:15:30 AM
You haven't got the hang of bumped threads have you?

Name:  Hangero
Custom Title:  The Untitled
Posts:  85 (0.326 per day)
Position:  Fucktard
Date Registered:  December 04, 2006, 08:11:00 PM
Last Active:  April 23, 2007, 05:35:02 PM

Hangero is unlikely to read your praise, so best not give it to him in the first place.


...mean...
(?å`ve may have not been HERE much but I have read much, not even as much as any of you but still)
"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved
exclusively for them that believe in it.
Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved
for them that believe in it on the supposition
that they'll go there if they don't."
             -----------
. _ _
(O\/o)
( >< )
. " "
Copy the Bohemian Owl into your signature to
help it achieve world domination. The Owl has
done a lot for you lately. You are not in a position to question the Owl...
                    ----------
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

Payne

#7
August 23, 2007, 12:26:58 AM
...Just saying.

Lies

#8
August 23, 2007, 12:42:32 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 23, 2007, 12:15:30 AM
You haven't got the hang of bumped threads have you?

Name:  Hangero
Custom Title:  The Untitled
Posts:  85 (0.326 per day)
Position:  Fucktard
Date Registered:  December 04, 2006, 08:11:00 PM
Last Active:  April 23, 2007, 05:35:02 PM

Hangero is unlikely to read your praise, so best not give it to him in the first place.

:fnord:

Just sayin.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Payne

#9
August 23, 2007, 12:45:08 AM
 :x

And look! The time he was on is all 5's and 2's and 3's!!!

:evil: :evil: :evil:

PeregrineBF

#10
August 23, 2007, 01:45:27 AM
Yes, but it displays a horrid lack of 8s and 9s, and everyone knows those are the secret behind 23.

Lies

#11
August 23, 2007, 01:54:29 AM
Quote from: PeregrineBF on August 23, 2007, 01:45:27 AM
Yes, but it displays a horrid lack of 8s and 9s, and everyone knows those are the secret behind 23.

*crickets*
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

PeregrineBF

#12
August 23, 2007, 05:04:34 AM
Well, YOU don't, but you're not in on the secret.

And if we all say that bullshit in public, then others, like the myspace discordians, will start to think that 98 is the most important thing in the world and will do all the nasty numerology for us.

AFK

#13
August 23, 2007, 12:56:52 PM
optimist
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

PeregrineBF

#14
August 23, 2007, 07:02:03 PM
Naw. They'll just be latched onto 98 instead of 23. But it will be slightly less related to us, and I think that might be a good thing.
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