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I know I haven't ranted in a while...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 11, 2006, 06:55:27 PM

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l0c0dantes

I can do grunt work editing, if it means fixing spelling and grammer and reading for flow or what not.

I have no real expirence nor qualifcations, other than I know the basic rules of English grammer. Just shoot something my way that needs to be edited, and Ill play around with it and you tell me how I do?

P3nT4gR4m

I'm kinda hit and miss with 'write to order' but gimme any suggetsions and I'll see what I can come up with. I'd would like to reiterate - anything I write here is public domain. Feel free to cut and paste - no permission necessary.

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Sepia

I'm very much interested but I'd like to know if there should be any further red threads than what posted in the OP and how much my latest rants differ from what would be 'suitable'.
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The Good Reverend Roger

You just nominate whatever you want in the book, Sepia.

Then the whole mishegoss goes to the cutting room, so be sure to nominate several things.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

I'll try and write some stuff over the holidays, but I should point out I'm going to be without a PC from the 16th of this month to the 6th of Jan (though I may get to a library now and then).  I'll keep notes, but I don't know when I'll be able to write them up.

Thurnez Isa

you know what the holidays around...
you probably should hold the end date for nominations till mid/feb
just out of practicality...
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The Good Reverend Roger

Sure, I can see that.

We'll see how submissions go.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

That would be good, because I can study over the holidays and essentially have 5 or 6 weeks to write what I can then.  I love how our exam season works, sometimes.

Jasper

I have all the recoomended reading for this kind of endeavor, and I know how to "write", but I lack direction.  Where, in more precise terms, should I take this?

The Good Reverend Roger

Anywhere you want, man.

Remember, however, that this is a preaching to the converted thing, not a recruitment drive.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

you have my permission to use anything I've already written, and I'll try to get some new stuff out to pass your way once I get situated and have internets access again.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 14, 2006, 06:04:54 AM
you have my permission to use anything I've already written, and I'll try to get some new stuff out to pass your way once I get situated and have internets access again.

They don't have computers in the Carribean.

You'll just be eaten by pirates.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

We should round up some big, gay cowboys for "back-up".

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on December 14, 2006, 06:00:15 PM
We should round up some big, gay cowboys for "back-up".

Do they have big gay computers?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

And they have a series of tubes, as well.