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The Manifesto of the PFLD

Started by Cain, December 09, 2006, 11:48:32 PM

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Cain

This is a march of the damned.

By the damned, I mean the excluded.

We shall have a procession of ideas modernity has excluded.

Battalions of the accursed, lead by the ignored that we have exhumed, will march. You'll listen to them -- or they'll march. Some of them livid and some of them fiery and some of them rotten.

Some of them are philosophers, twitching, tottering, animated by abstract theorems that keep them alive. There are theologians that will walk by, though we mock them. There are magicians and scientists: they'll go by like Euclid, arm in arm with the spirit of anarchy.  Here and there will flit little artists. Many are clowns. But many are of the highest respectability. Some are assassins. There are pale scholars and gaunt warriors and mere maniacs and lively spies: The na?Øve and the cynical and the bizarre and the grotesque and the sincere and the insincere, the profound and the puerile.
The beyond-unrespectable, but the condemned, anyway.

The power that has said to all these things that they are damned, is Dogma, is Society, is Normality.

But we shall march.

The artists and freaks will distract attention, and the clowns will break the rhythm of the whole with their mindfucks -- but the movement of the march will keep on coming and coming.

It shall not stop, no matter how much you exclude us.  You cannot fight or oppose or kill what we stand for.  The crazed avatars of chaos will dance in the ruins of your theories, will laugh as your impressive towers, built on imaginary sand, tumble into the earth.

We are forced into the cracks between state and church and school and corporation and here we craft our bombs of logic and surrealism, weapons more potent than any devices of war, to wage our own endless insurrection.

We never died and we never went away and we never forgot.  And our numbers grow daily.  You can ignore us.  You can sideline us.  You can mock us, deny us an equal standing, hope that we will go away and no longer challenge you.  But you will never be rid of us.

We are here and we are the march of the Damned.  And by the damned we mean the free.

B_M_W

We are Discord and We are legion.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

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fucking swote.

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Thurnez Isa

oh i somewhere perfect to place this little rant
:lol:
problem is i dont have a printer
so i have to either print at the library when its open (yes i go to the library a lot/ sue me)
or at my friends house
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Cain

Swote.  You all make me feel so...something (worried, most likely) printing this out and putting it everywhere.

LHX

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 10, 2006, 04:15:15 PM

so i have to either print at the library when its open (yes i go to the library a lot/ sue me)

you aint the only one
neat hell


Cain