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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2007, 06:44:44 AM

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Jenne

#15
January 04, 2007, 06:15:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2007, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
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It ain't Jesus--it's his followers.  I'm not a Bible-loving motherhumper by any stretch, but this is just gummament run amok, plain and simple.

And there ain't a thing done about it.

Fucking damned shame it takes a while to undo all this mess once it's done, too.

Put me in office. I'll fix it. I'll fix it ALL.

Sho thang--when do you sign up?!

:D

Sign up for what? This ain't gonna be no election.

Asshat coup ftw?

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
January 04, 2007, 06:34:34 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 06:15:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2007, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2007, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:46:19 PM
It ain't Jesus--it's his followers.  I'm not a Bible-loving motherhumper by any stretch, but this is just gummament run amok, plain and simple.

And there ain't a thing done about it.

Fucking damned shame it takes a while to undo all this mess once it's done, too.

Put me in office. I'll fix it. I'll fix it ALL.

Sho thang--when do you sign up?!

:D

Sign up for what? This ain't gonna be no election.

Asshat coup ftw?

Fuck yeah.  I just have to get NoodleFred on board.
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P3nT4gR4m

#17
January 04, 2007, 06:46:59 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 04, 2007, 02:55:21 PM
You guys would've loved this guy I saw on Jon Stewart a few weeks ago. The guy was talking about the people that were supposed to go over and over see things in Iraq, such as the new government and reconstruction.

Here are some question that were NOT asked of the candidates:
"Do you have experience, in postwar reconstruction?"
"Do you have a basic understanding of the various sects?"

They instead asked questions like these:
"Did you vote for Dubbya?"
"What's your stance on Rowe v. Wade?"

They wanted loyal Conservative Christians over there, not specialist.

I imagine most of you know the story of the gay soldier kicked out. He was one of the few soldiers that spoke fluent Arabic (which they are running seriously low on), and they kicked him out because Jesus doesn't approve of his gayness.

Jesus is fucking up science and our glorious war.


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#18
January 04, 2007, 07:01:04 PM
hehehe that one guy got his finger up the nose of the other guy.

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Jenne

#19
January 04, 2007, 07:40:05 PM
I think that's Fallwell's finger up Dubya's nose...

DJRubberducky

#20
January 05, 2007, 02:36:38 PM
SillyCybin, I'd find that funny except I honestly believe that's what Dubya is trying to do. 
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#21
January 06, 2007, 04:38:41 AM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 07:40:05 PM
I think that's Fallwell's finger up Dubya's nose...
It certainly is.

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#22
January 06, 2007, 07:49:30 AM
Quote from: DJRubberducky on January 05, 2007, 02:36:38 PM
SillyCybin, I'd find that funny except I honestly believe that's what Dubya is trying to do. 

What, get Falwell to pick his nose?
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Cain

#23
January 06, 2007, 12:35:18 PM
Its the Dominionist ideal, certainly, and explains their sickening U-turn from anti-semitism to Israel being able to do no wrong.  If the Kingdom of Israel is not at its Biblical boundaries by the time of the Apocalypse (which 25% of the Pentagon once believed would be nuclear war with the USSR, but now could easily be China or Iran), then Jesus will shut up shop and cleanse the earth of the faithful and unbeliever alike.

I'm glad policy is being decided along incorrect interpretations of 2000 year old fairy tales.  Srsly.  Its like going to Iran, without having to travel.

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#24
January 06, 2007, 12:39:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 06, 2007, 12:35:18 PM

policy is being decided along incorrect interpretations of 2000 year old fairy tales. 


I'll have that onn a teeshirt please.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Thurnez Isa

#25
January 06, 2007, 05:07:07 PM
its a little too long for a shirt
but im sure if you take your time, you could photoshop it and mike a nice compact pic for us to spread
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Thurnez Isa

#26
January 06, 2007, 05:09:05 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on January 06, 2007, 05:07:07 PM
its a little too long for a shirt
but im sure if you take your time, you could photoshop it and mike a nice compact pic for us to spread

oh shit that would require people to actually know something before hand
sorry my bad
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
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Mourning Star

#27
January 07, 2007, 01:22:23 PM
fundamentalism makes baby cthulu cry...

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