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Started by Cain, January 10, 2007, 07:10:36 PM

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Cain

Something passed onto me by a Neurocam Op, I was told it may be interesting for our sort of people.  210 page pdf file, so worth a read based on length alone:

http://theinevitabledossier.com/theinevitabledossier.pdf

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Quote from: Cain on January 10, 2007, 07:10:36 PM

210 page pdf file, so worth a read based on length alone:


Did you really just say that?!!?

GIVE US BACK CAIN YUO EVIL THIEVING BASTARDS !!!

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Thurnez Isa

actualy this silly seems at least worth some of my time
i hate reading off the interweb though
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

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Quote from: Thurnez Isa on January 10, 2007, 07:27:51 PM
actualy this silly seems at least worth some of my time
i hate reading off the interweb though

I like the look of it too it was the "Judge a book by the wordcount" part that freaked me out

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

Sorry, I was joking.  Especially when you consider how long and tedious the Jonesboro Discordia was.  Or War and Peace.  But I do like reading something with alot to it, where the writer has space to go into detail.

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WTF is with this guy's spelling, punctuation and grammar? He's either doing it on purpose (to annoy the reader?) or he's from another galaxy where they don't use their mouths to speak, and it's gone though an autotranslator. The wierd thing is there's an editorial credit. Makes me wonder what the fuck it looked like before.

That said it seems fairly entertaining so far and I got no work on til a meeting this afternoon so I'll wade through as much more as I can handle before my eyeballs implode.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

He is kinda taking the fun out of all the conspiracies, too.

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Quote from: Cain on January 11, 2007, 05:42:26 PM
He is kinda taking the fun out of all the conspiracies, too.

The fun for me was always in the authoring or transmission.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

Nah, the fun is where you hear about the Queen turning into a 9ft lizard from outer space, anally raping a virgin and then making her snuff it.

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Quote from: Cain on January 11, 2007, 05:46:26 PM
Nah, the fun is where you hear about the Queen turning into a 9ft lizard from outer space, anally raping a virgin and then making her snuff it.

Pales to misery compared to the feeling you get when you manage to convince someone it's true.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark